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Seashell

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MY NERVES!!!!

I was just out jogging, in my nice, peaceful, residential area. I'm crossing the road, and there's this car approaching the stop sign. He's slowing down..I'm halfway across the intersection, just about to pass infront of him when I suddenly realise, he's not going to stop infront of the line!!! OMGOMG! At the same second, he must have FINALLY seen me.. (wtf, how could you not SEE me, I'm in the middle of the damn road!!) and he slams the brakes. :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

My feet were inches from his car, so close that I couldn't stop myself from tipping forward and having to put my hands down on the front of his hood.

I don't think I've ever given someone such a murderous glare.. :redhot: His own look of sheer terror at least made me feel a bit better, but still, how could you not see me?!!! Probably changing the cd or something.. :smash:

Bad drivers = teh suck.
 
I'm glad you are okay!!! :Chef: :tuc:
 
that sucks. NH is a hot bed for moron drivers. Everyone is extremely aggressive and drives like crap!
 
He would have been in for an EF ass whuppin of biblical proportions for taking out our Seashellness.
 
Seashell always carry a aluminum softball bat with you while running/jogging....they are very handy.
he just ballantly ran the Stop Sign too!!?????....if you had of lived, you'd be a very rich pedestrian...
 
Seashell said:
MY NERVES!!!!

I was just out jogging, in my nice, peaceful, residential area. I'm crossing the road, and there's this car approaching the stop sign. He's slowing down..I'm halfway across the intersection, just about to pass infront of him when I suddenly realise, he's not going to stop infront of the line!!! OMGOMG! At the same second, he must have FINALLY seen me.. (wtf, how could you not SEE me, I'm in the middle of the damn road!!) and he slams the brakes. :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

My feet were inches from his car, so close that I couldn't stop myself from tipping forward and having to put my hands down on the front of his hood.

I don't think I've ever given someone such a murderous glare.. :redhot: His own look of sheer terror at least made me feel a bit better, but still, how could you not see me?!!! Probably changing the cd or something.. :smash:

Bad drivers = teh suck.

No offence to anyone here, but was he Oriental?

*Note: used to be much better...nowadays there's alota shit drivers in Toronto. :worried:
 
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I bet he was thinking of trying a new approach to picking up chicks *maybe if I run her over she will give me the time of day*. Never under estimate a man and scams he will pull trying to get some.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I bet he was thinking of trying a new approach to picking up chicks *maybe if I run her over she will give me the time of day*. Never under estimate a man and scams he will pull trying to get some.

Running chicks over is the new whistling.

I saw this group of guys who were at a stoplight the other day, and these 3 broads are walking by. So they hit the gas and pretend like they're gonna run the broads over. They scream and give the guys the finger. Failed.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I bet he was thinking of trying a new approach to picking up chicks *maybe if I run her over she will give me the time of day*. Never under estimate a man and scams he will pull trying to get some.
QT..... :splat:
 
waaaaaaaaaaait a minute, youre saying that you ended up tipping over, with your hands on his bonnet, facing him....ten bucks says the look on his face wasnt fear, and it was a perfectly executed dastardly plan to look down your blouse ;)
 
He wanted to hit on you, but misunderstood the concept. :whatever:
 
My wife works about 4 blocks from home & walks back & forth. This sort of thing happens at least once a week, for 14 friggen years. I'm not sure when, but I wouldn't be surprised if I'm collecting life insurance some day.

BTW, it seems like a lot of guys on here have a clear idea of jerkwad's motives. Something they've tried before, hhhmmmm?
 
Seashell said:
MY NERVES!!!!

I was just out jogging, in my nice, peaceful, residential area. I'm crossing the road, and there's this car approaching the stop sign. He's slowing down..I'm halfway across the intersection, just about to pass infront of him when I suddenly realise, he's not going to stop infront of the line!!! OMGOMG! At the same second, he must have FINALLY seen me.. (wtf, how could you not SEE me, I'm in the middle of the damn road!!) and he slams the brakes. :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

My feet were inches from his car, so close that I couldn't stop myself from tipping forward and having to put my hands down on the front of his hood.

I don't think I've ever given someone such a murderous glare.. :redhot: His own look of sheer terror at least made me feel a bit better, but still, how could you not see me?!!! Probably changing the cd or something.. :smash:

Bad drivers = teh suck.

Good to hear your ok, and yes bad drivers need to have their cars(and possibly their lives) taken away.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
What time of day? I totally believe that. People are completely oblivious.

Speaking of oblivious....

Once I was jogging at like 5:15 am. Had my headphones on and its dark as hell.
I'm huffing and puffing when the park trail split. I took the left fork and all of a sudden some guy takes the right fork at the same time.

He had been right on my ass and I never knew it. He could have had me dead to rights and I had no clue.

Now, I'm super aware around these crazy fuckers.

Talk about heart attack.
 
If that was to happen to me I would just start screaming obscenities like a tourette's syndrome patient and flailing my arms and legs around like a madman, as all my anger and negative energy would be boiling inside me and would be bustling to escape any way it could. AHHHRRRRRGGGGGGGG
 
slickdadd said:
If that was to happen to me I would just start screaming obscenities like a tourette's syndrome patient and flailing my arms and legs around like a madman, as all my anger and negative energy would be boiling inside me and would be bustling to escape any way it could. AHHHRRRRRGGGGGGGG

Kinda like you do at the Gas pump ?
 
Seashell said:
MY NERVES!!!!

I was just out jogging, in my nice, peaceful, residential area. I'm crossing the road, and there's this car approaching the stop sign. He's slowing down..I'm halfway across the intersection, just about to pass infront of him when I suddenly realise, he's not going to stop infront of the line!!! OMGOMG! At the same second, he must have FINALLY seen me.. (wtf, how could you not SEE me, I'm in the middle of the damn road!!) and he slams the brakes. :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

My feet were inches from his car, so close that I couldn't stop myself from tipping forward and having to put my hands down on the front of his hood.

I don't think I've ever given someone such a murderous glare.. :redhot: His own look of sheer terror at least made me feel a bit better, but still, how could you not see me?!!! Probably changing the cd or something.. :smash:

Bad drivers = teh suck.
that look woulda made me so horny.

why didnt u just dodge out of the way?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
waaaaaaaaaaait a minute, youre saying that you ended up tipping over, with your hands on his bonnet, facing him....ten bucks says the look on his face wasnt fear, and it was a perfectly executed dastardly plan to look down your blouse ;)
z^^
 
did you burn your hands?
 
Been there, but on my bike. Youshould have drug him out of his vehicle and kicked him in deez nutz

Whiskey
 
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