Terms of endearment.

[biteme]

She made me eggs and I said, "Where's my toast bitch?" She said, "Get it yourself bastard". I love romance.

 

[biteme]

me: "Where's my coffee bitch"

her: "You can kiss my ass mother fucker!"

Awww. Love is so sweet.

 

[biteme]

me: "Make me some more toast"

her: "How bout this. Get up off your fucking ass and walk your fucking feet over to the toaster and make it your fucking self! It's just a suggestion"

 

[Mr. dB]

I call my cat "buddy".

 

[Smurfy]

I don't get into calling names. Even in jest. Something about it screams "unhealthy"

 

[biteme]

I don't get into calling names. Even in jest. Something about it screams "unhealthy"

Kind of like smoking them cigarettes. People raised in the South be different. In the South it screams affection and devotion.

 

[Smurfy]

Kind of like smoking them cigarettes. People raised in the South be different.

yeah cigarettes are unhealthy no matter if you smoke them in jest or not. i didn't know the south was any different than the north. Im a southerner now you know. at least that's what my friends from chicago tell me.

 

[biteme]

yeah cigarettes are unhealthy no matter if you smoke them in jest or not. i didn't know the south was any different than the north. Im a southerner now you know. at least that's what my friends from chicago tell me.

I'm eating watermelon now. mmmmmm. Me and my bitch are gonna go run errands together.