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swole

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I'm sitting in class going over my outline and PP slides for a presentation while someone else was talking. Well, this fucking hippie with fucking sandals walks in late and tries to squeeze between my row and the row in front of me, knocking my coffee onto my papers with his oversized LL Bean hippie backpack.

I was owned by the kid who wears thong sandals (even in the rain) and takes them off to prop his feet on a nearby seat. Talk about bad karma. Lestat, I'm sorry for busting your balls about your sandals. They're really manly and I wish I was comfortable enough with my sexuality to wear them.
 
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swole said:
I'm sitting in class going over my outline and PP slides for a presentation while someone else was talking. Well, this fucking hippie with fucking sandals walks in late and tries to squeeze between my row and the row in front of me, knocking my coffee onto my papers with his oversized LL Bean hippie backpack.

I was owned by the kid who wears thong sandals (even in the rain) and takes them off to prop his feet on a nearby seat. Talk about bad karma. Lestat, I'm sorry for busting your balls about your sandals. They're really manly and I wish I was comfortable enough with my sexuality to wear them.
hehe you said PP


for real though, if u didnt proceed to hand his ass to his mother after beating her and him to near death, then your a bitch
 
SublimeZM said:
hehe you said PP


for real though, if u didnt proceed to hand his ass to his mother after beating her and him to near death, then your a bitch

I know when to pick my fights. I refused to let a little spill ruin the enthusiasm I had for my presentation. Before going up I kindly told the prof what happened, and she couldn't have cared less about the coffee spill. I am a sick unit.

Don't get me wrong though, I won't forget about the hippie. I'll probably take a razor blade and smear dog shit on it then glue it under the driver side door handle to his car so when he opens it he cuts himself while getting dog shit in his bloodstream so he gets gangrene and loses the hand that was holding the backpack.
 
swole said:
I know when to pick my fights. I refused to let a little spill ruin the enthusiasm I had for my presentation. Before going up I kindly told the prof what happened, and she couldn't have cared less about the coffee spill. I am a sick unit.

Don't get me wrong though, I won't forget about the hippie. I'll probably take a razor blade and smear dog shit on it then glue it under the driver side door handle to his car so when he opens it he cuts himself while getting dog shit in his bloodstream so he gets gangrene and loses the hand that was holding the backpack.
not to mention destroying him
 
swole said:
I'm sitting in class going over my outline and PP slides for a presentation while someone else was talking. Well, this fucking hippie with fucking sandals walks in late and tries to squeeze between my row and the row in front of me, knocking my coffee onto my papers with his oversized LL Bean hippie backpack.

I was owned by the kid who wears thong sandals (even in the rain) and takes them off to prop his feet on a nearby seat. Talk about bad karma. Lestat, I'm sorry for busting your balls about your sandals. They're really manly and I wish I was comfortable enough with my sexuality to wear them.
i wore my sandals today bro
 
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