Tattoos that I want

[HappyScrappy]

1) hello kitty (anywhere)

2) "bubbles" from the power puff girls (anywhere)

3) a mustache (face - upper lip of course)

4) acne (face - cheeks)

5) the Chinese symbol for "wuss" or "weak" (right bicep)

6) the Chinese symbol for "sissy" or "scares easily" (left bicep)

7) a barcode on my lower neck on the back - I will tell people that it is my SSN, but in reality, it is the same barcode that they use on a package of mini-marshmallows

8) "HERPES" in gangsta script (either on my forehead, or curved over my belly button)

9) a microchip digging into my skin (lower back of the neck)

10) the molecular structure of caffeine (anywhere)

aside from #3 and 4, and any real forehead tat, I'd love any of those.

 

[Bullit]

1) A rose on my ankle

2) A dolphin on my ankle

3) A heart by my wang

4) A radiation symbol on my shoulder

 

[HappyScrappy]

my woman wants a tree frog.

actually, she wanted an onion because of where she is from, and I tried to tell her that is fucking too weird.

Here is the shit I want:
http://www.formosa-translation.com/chinese/s/ss122.html (sissy)
http://www.formosa-translation.com/chinese/w/ww42.html (weakliness - whatever the fuck that means - they also have weakhearted)

I wonder if they have one for "bad in bed"

 

[the nature boy]

I heard about some crazy kid in highschool that had a tatoo of a womans leg on his arm all the way to his arm pit and another tatoo of a womans leg going from his armpit to his waist.

 

[HappyScrappy]

although maybe this is the one that I should get this one:
http://www.formosa-translation.com/chinese/s/ss138.html

LOL - NB, a guy in my high school SWORE that his uncle had that tattoo.

Beastboy told me that he made his wife get one on her inner thigh with an arrow that says "slippery when wet"

 

[Bullit]

HS - forget the 'Smart' part and you got yourself a winner.

 

[the nature boy]

LOL - NB, a guy in my high school SWORE that his uncle had that tattoo.

Beastboy told me that he made his wife get one on her inner thigh with an arrow that says "slippery when wet"

it's a small retarded world we live in.

Bullit has a tatoo on his ass that says, "Parking in Rear".

Nathan has one on his bum that says "Loading Zone".

 

[HappyScrappy]

http://www.formosa-translation.com/chinese/b/bb127.html

I wish I had found this site earlier in my life.

they have one that is "black hole" - I want that tattoo just above my ass.

 

[Bullit]

Bullit has a tatoo on his ass that says, "Parking in Rear".

Oh yeah?????

Well..... NB has one by his shlong that says "If you are a cute male please suck this then make love to my bum"



NB OWNED by Bullit 65465/6854984/65465464.3131

 

[PoyeBoy]

I would lik to be tan, I am going to have a golden bronze tattooed ovr my whol body

 

[the nature boy]

Bullit is correct, I used 2 point Times New Roman font to make it all fit.

 

[Bullit]

I would lik to be tan, I am going to have a golden bronze tattooed ovr my whol body

You are one gay faggalo.

 

[p0ink]

HS, are you jewish?

 

[the nature boy]

HS, are you jewish?

you'd think he was by the number of dradles and minorah's stuck in his rectum.

 

[HappyScrappy]

HS, are you jewish?

I'm of no religion.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Happy,

I definitely played against a id in college that had a "BAR CODE" tattoed on his left shoulder. About the size of a chalboard eraser. I remember recieving the ball from the referree to take my first of three foul shots. Taking a dribble and noticing it. I stopped my dribble, and said, "Dude is that a bar code on your shoulder"? The 6'-9" mess of a kid looked at me and said, "Well, uh, yea". I shook my head, made 2 out of 3 and went down court. For the rest of the game I was asking him if he was for sale. He got so pissed and it took him out of his game. We won. It all began with the bar code.

 

[HappyScrappy]

polishHammer - it is funny you mention that - I'm going to watch a basketball game like 2 months from now.
small world.

 

[Bullit]

Polish - if that is just a little teaser for the upcoming release of your Memoirs then I, for one, can guarentee a sale.
I see a NY Times best seller in your near future!

 

[notoriousQQ]

You are one gay faggalo.

Fagella = little fairy

LOL

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Happy & Bullit,

Thanx guys. I wish I could have frozen time so you could both see the stupid face this kid made. I wanted to throw the ball at him.

Bestseller coming up, I guess. lol.

 

[Nathan]

Actually, the tattoo over my bum says, "Please shove any and all sharp objects into my anus cause I like to bleed out my asshole. It's fun and I highly recommend you all try it."

Bunch of assholes.