Tales from the steroid side....

[needtogetaas]

Ok I will start a steroid story and the next poster will tell the next part. You can only one sentence. (so what I am board so do it).


So a man crossed boarder into Mexico to get him some juice.


next.

 

[eliteandy]

He was reluctant to meet his friend jose.

 

[joe d]

but after fucking 3 mexican whores for .50 he was feeling lucky that day.

 

[eliteandy]

so he continued his quest into mexico....

 

[needtogetaas]

He ended up in some shit hole village.

 

[cuts82]

But got side tracked slamin down shots of cuervo in a dirty old bar

 

[eliteandy]

then to his surprise jose walks in....

 

[centeroiler]

He needed some bills for cab fare, so he put down a roll of quarters on the bar, and the girl squatted down, sucked them up and shit out 10 ones.

 

[bblazer]

ANd spent all his "juice" money on bad Mezcal and $.050 hookers.

 

[eliteandy]

in dire need of money he turned to gay prostitution

 

[cuts82]

but he was upset when he discovered a nasty rash on his balls

 

[centeroiler]

He gave Jose the hoseeee.

 

[audizz a4]

down past the range, he met his friends brother paco.

 

[centeroiler]

He wanted to eat paco's sister's side-ways taco

 

[audizz a4]

but came to find out pacos sisters sideways taco was more like a....

 

[centeroiler]

a mackrel factory in july, so he just asked if she had THE STUFF

 

[joe d]

14'' burito

 

[audizz a4]

as he dove into the smelly mackrol he began his quest to find his AAS

 

[eliteandy]

she did not have the stuff but showed him the way

 

[centeroiler]

He wanted some Tren ASS-e-tates-like-shit.

 

[centeroiler]

So, off they went to...

 

[joe d]

so jose, paco, that stank ass punta, and the man whore headed out for the pharmacy but DAMN.....

 

[lander2312]

They were caught in a cross fire between the cartel and the federales...

 

[joe d]

when out of no where the kkk march started walking through

 

[centeroiler]

They had to find Pancho Via (?). He had THE STUFF.

 

[needtogetaas]

The dust that Pancho bit down south
ended up in Lefty's mouth
The day they laid poor Pancho low,
Lefty split for Ohio

 

[centeroiler]

But, Lefty had to get THE STUFF to Ohio so he took some ballons and started loading up all of paco's sisters orifaces.

 

[Jzizzle26]

And had an orgy with some girls on spring break

 

[centeroiler]

When Lefty loaded up Paco's sister's ASS with AAS, she gave new meaning to the term "ripped".

 

[sweed]

looking down the road they see 3 amigos, Chevy Chase, Steve Martin and Martin Short. They were packing big bags of something that had ACME on the side...

 

[needtogetaas]

The 3 amigos aimed to stop lefty from getting the shit to Ohio

 

[sweed]

Paco's sister was actually Quagmire from Family Guy who recently had a sex change btw, giggidy.

 

[needtogetaas]

So since Quagmire knew how to fly they high jacked a small plan and flew past the 3 amigos

 

[sweed]

the plane had engine trouble since it was made from a john deerez lawn tractor. It only made it 3 miles past the amigo's.

 

[needtogetaas]

When they landed Quagmire's ass was so compacted he was starting to turn blue.

 

[sweed]

that's when Helen Hunt appeared....

 

[eliteandy]

and 6 mexican lezbians

 

[Toptoon1]

And up ahead in the distance, they saw a shimering light, there heads grew heavy and there sight grew dim, they had to stop for the night.

 

[centeroiler]

In the Masteron's chambers, they gathered for the feast and stabbed it with their steely knife but they just can't kill the Beast.....drol.

 

[Toptoon1]

They actually manage to kill the beast, but what no one knows is that during the struggle jose was inpregnated by the beast and now the beasts satan spawn is slowly growing inside of jose, who mind you is on steroids.

 

[NeedToBuildMuscle.com]

They hooked up with hunt and the lesbo's and had one hell of a all night satan filled orgy.

 

[NeedToBuildMuscle.com]

In the morning they all had better protein bars for breakfast

 

[centeroiler]

In the morning they all had better protein bars for breakfast

And, had Paco's sister's sideways seafood Taco for lunch, and then...

 

[mattu3743]

and then their quest for juice still continues...

 

[aquatic_glories]

suddenly someone appears in the sky , someone who is about 5'9 227 and in a need of AAS ; was it the incredible midget hulk ??

 

[sweed]

he yelled out... "Feed Me!"

 

[Toptoon1]

So jose reached into his pants and pulled out his huge...................

 

[lookinfit75]

....tube steak smuthered in under drippin wit da jooze and then he...

 

[Toptoon1]

....Fell to his knees, violently shaking, caughing and spitting up blood he yelled out....

 

[Toptoon1]

Its been 4 days cold turkey and i think im going to kill everyone if i dont get a ciggerrette and then learn how to spell.

 

[sweed]

chicken...