Sympathy K Thread

[puddlemonkey]

Please sign up below if you are one of the following and uncle Monkey here will give you some of that good gooey green stuff (no gonorrhea).


~Fat (Because it's not your fault you have a slow metabolism)

~Black (Cause the man keeps you down! Consider this your reparations)

~Scottish (And you're too fat for your summer kilts)

~Jobless (Due to a bad economy, not laziness. Sorry Calveless)

~Mexican (Trying to live in whiteys world. Only real Mexicans need apply, not watered down versions like AztecWarrior)

~Canadian (Cause that would have to suck. 110% if you're French Canadian)

~Married (For too many reasons to list)

~Divorced (She'll probably take this too)

~Asian (And you're hung like one. Limited to the first 10)

~Other (If you think you deserve it, please specify)

 

[EnderJE]

I come from the middle east, short, gay, dating a chick, and single. Can I get some k?

 

[chris302001]

Other --- cuz I put up with your shit.......how's that?

 

[Scotsman]

I'm Scottish but I've lost so much fat this year that my kilt is too big.

I'll send you some sympathy K for being a fat fuck though.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[puddlemonkey]

Other --- cuz I put up with your shit.......how's that?

I gotta spread before I hit you again, homo.

 

[Kano]

I am gay

 

[chris302001]

I gotta spread before I hit you again, homo.

well then spread it Ace man!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I am gay

I was gonna add gay, but for the guys not having to deal with women is reward enough.

 

[puddlemonkey]

well then spread it Ace man!

done!

 

[Kano]

I was gonna add gay, but for the guys not having to deal with women is reward enough.

Ya but then your ass is sore all time which id not cool

 

[hurricane]

lololol puddle gonna lose all this karma .. football season is almost here !

 

[Kano]

lololol puddle gonna lose all this karma .. football season is almost here !

Do you think you have enough karma ? Has it lost any of its value as of late? I hear oil is down

 

[puddlemonkey]

lololol puddle gonna lose all this karma .. football season is almost here !

ppffft, I'll be helping myself to all of yours.

 

[samoth]

Other - I met my girlfriend on the interwebs.

*kills self*

 

[chris302001]

Other - I met my girlfriend on the interwebs.

*kills self*

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to samoth again.

And his name is Hand.........Banana.........

 

[Arabian]

In I guess.?????

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm fat like an elephant, but I'm also hung like an elephant.

 

[WhistleBritches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEgVM3bzN_Y&feature=related

 

[Arabian]

lololol puddle gonna lose all this karma .. football season is almost here !

Pudd has K bonds out the wazooooo...seriuosly

 

[WhistleBritches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg&feature=related

 

[pappad]

Married! I deserve it! LOL

 

[hurricane]

Pudd has K bonds out the wazooooo...seriuosly

ha i know this .. puddle is the karma anchor banker

 

[Beachboy6294]

I am Polish

 

[AztecWarrior]

Sympathy from you? Look the fat pervert feels sorry for us. LOL!! Again, u such a comic. BROWN PRIDE!!!!

 

[stephen4327]

suck my cock

 

[AztecWarrior]

suck my cock

P M would like that. He gots more semen in him then a sperm bank.

 

[puddlemonkey]

.. puddle is the karma anchor banker

You misspelled God.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Whats going on P M?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Whats going on P M?

Busy pwning you in the What Song Reminds You... thread.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Busy pwning you in the What Song Reminds You... thread.

What you talking about fag?

 

[Lestat]

I'm glad I didn't make the list

 

[puddlemonkey]

What you talking about fag?

 

[puddlemonkey]

That is now your anthem.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Oh. You still mad about getting owned earlier today huh?

 

[AztecWarrior]

Don't get so butt hurt P M. U will get over it sugar tits.

 

[SaladFork]

Please sign up below if you are one of the following and uncle Monkey here will give you some of that good gooey green stuff (no gonorrhea).


~Other (If you think you deserve it, please specify)

Cause football season is coming up!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Cause football season is coming up!

Yes!!!!!!!!

 

[ceo]

I'm Scottish, Jobless and Married.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Lay it on thick

 

[*The_West*]

Lay on my dick

sorry i couldnt help myself. it just sprang to my mind out of nowhere.

 

[stosstruppe]

~Scottish (And you're too fat for your summer kilts)

Damned thing must have shrunk in the wash

 

[silverstar1025]

I am married and fat. Do I get a double hit??

 

[*The_West*]

i am a fat black unemployed asian scotsman, divorced from a canadian and married to a mexican. yayyyyy do i get all your karma now?

 

[silverstar1025]

i am a fat black unemployed asian scotsman, divorced from a canadian and married to a mexican. yayyyyy do i get all your karma now?

LOL!!! Oh and lol at that avi! HA!

 

[*The_West*]

LOL!!! Oh and lol at that avi! HA!

hehehe

 

[beefcake28]

In. Fuggin job market right now...

 

[bw1]

Chicks me, hit me twice

 

[puddlemonkey]

ok, caught up... any others?

 

[silverstar1025]

Thanks Puddle

 

[SaladFork]

Fuck me - You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[walliwalibus]

I'm a douchebag........ so I hear

 

[NEO1]

I spend my days reading EF because I obviously have no life. Can't even afford to go platty

 

[puddlemonkey]

recharging

 

[habitualhealth]

you owe me alot of k anyway. and i dont fall into any of those categories. can you make a special one for me? thxkbye

 

[puddlemonkey]

you owe me alot of k anyway. and i dont fall into any of those categories. can you make a special one for me? thxkbye

As someone with no skills or smarts you need to find a dude to latch on to, you're not getting any younger.

 

[roadwarrior]

Ok, I'm 25% Scottish, been divorced, now married again. Can I get some k-love?

 

[needtogetarmy]

tranny here!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok, I'm 25% Scottish, been divorced, now married again. Can I get some k-love?

Absolutely! When I recharge.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm fat! Oh yeah, and I'm not well hung, either.

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

Personally, I like Puddle (no mo either). Here's some sympathy k.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm a douchebag........ so I hear

right on.

puddle, hit him. He really is a big douche...lol.

 

[habitualhealth]

As someone with no skills or smarts you need to find a dude to latch on to, you're not getting any younger.

yea i definitely missed that one on the list.




thank you, i think i'll kill myself now.

 

[SouthernLord]

fuck your karma

 

[puddlemonkey]

yea i definitely missed that one on the list.




thank you, i think i'll kill myself now.

Don't tease me!

 

[nimbus]

lmao @ this thread

 

[sparkie34]

~Fat (Because it's not your fault you have a slow metabolism)


stupid genetics!!!

 

[hardrock]

Other, cause I am stuck in this damn state 300 miles away from friends and family.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Crap, almost caught up! Gotta wait a little longer for more hits to free up. Now that it comes out of our own k why are we limited to 30 hits?

 

[calveless wonder]

how did i know id be mentioned in a puddlemonkey thread

 

[puddlemonkey]

how did i know id be mentioned in a puddlemonkey thread

Cause I you

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok retards, I'm recharged. Last call!

 

[hog#head#cheese]

in

 

[AztecWarrior]

You are a gay fat pervert. Now add yourself to the list.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You are a gay fat pervert.

banned!

 

[Arabian]

Sympathy is in the dictionary between Syphyllis and Shit...

 

[Beachboy6294]

Divorced!!!!!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

your forgot having a baby!