Sweet mini vacation this coming week

[theoak01]

not really a vacation as Im only going about 5 mins away from my house,however the mrs and I will be house sitting for some friends who own a nice chunk of land with about 20 acres of wooded lot,4x4 trails etc, and IVe got the keys to the holy grail, our buddy left me the keys to both quads ,a fridge full of beer,a nice swimming pool and the gun cabinet,he has a range set up on the land and told me to have fun with all the toys and invite some friends over if I want.

I think Im gonna hunt some coyotes this week as they are a big issue on his property, and just bomb around on the quads almost every day.

since Im getting married and will be broke for some time due to the cost this is a very exciting mans vacation for me,even if its only a week of house sitting.

Ill post pics later this week of the quads,guns etc

 

[Smurfy]

omg you're getting married!????

congratulations1!

 

[swole]

holy shit sounds like my type of fun, post pics

congrats on getting married bor

 

[jh1]

Get a loudspeaker, and download recordings of squealling rabbits.

Play loudspeaker with this sound blaring into the wilderness.

Setup a sniping layout on the roof of the house.

Have fun.

It's so effective, it's illegal most places.



Also, don't get married.

 

[swole]

Get a loudspeaker, and download recordings of squealling rabbits.

Play loudspeaker with this sound blaring into the wilderness.

Setup a sniping layout on the roof of the house.

Have fun.

It's so effective, it's illegal most places.



Also, don't get married.

lol that sounds like fun

 

[puddlemonkey]

Also, don't get married.

+1

 

[theoak01]

ive been having a hell of a time out here,laying out by the pool everyday ,relaxing,hoping for rain at night so the quad trails are muddy but so far no luck. did a bit of shooting with the shot gun and the 22,nothing to fancy

 

[Scotsman]

Awesome bor. I'm back in Scotland (was home for all of four days). Spent the day at the driving range and playing catch, while on the clock!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

cant argue with that man,I sleep on the clock all the time at my one job,its a joke,glorified babysitting is all it is

 

[vixensghost]

Dont forget to clean the sheets before you leave....They may never invite you again if they cum home to dirty sheets.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I hope to build a house on some land similar to that someday.

I love the outdoors away from people.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

poor prairie wolf kill some stupid raccoons instead.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Dont forget to clean the sheets before you leave....They may never invite you again if they cum home to dirty sheets.

you filthy pig. i bet you think about sex all day long. i swear women are all about the sex.

 

[vixensghost]

you filthy pig. i bet you think about sex all day long. i swear women are all about the sex.

Leave the "filthy pig" comment outta this equation and it'll sum it up just riiiiight.

 

[theoak01]

aunt flo is in town this week,I havent gotten as much as a blow job,so when shes at work ive been watching porn on their dish.

aap-Im hoping that when me and the mrs buy a place its like this too,its so nice to have nobody around and the ability to do whatever you want,I love being outdoors nothing beats it.

fist-coyotes kill peoples pets and have mange and rabies,id be happy if they all were wiped out

 

[fistfullofsteel]

fist-coyotes kill peoples pets and have mange and rabies,id be happy if they all were wiped out

not all of them, build your houses somewhere else instead of their backyard. raccoons, skunks, and bats have rabies too. in fact, almost all the cases of rabies in humans comes from an encounter with a bat. they say the disease orginally came from bats.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Leave the "filthy pig" comment outta this equation and it'll sum it up just riiiiight.

dirty little whore next time it is then

 

[vixensghost]

dirty little whore next time it is then

You remember when I renamed Citruscide " Clitruscide"? Told him it was the condition of killing off any chances of ever getting any pootang?

I'm gonna call you "fistfullofcock" from now on...

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You remember when I renamed Citruscide " Clitruscide"? Told him it was the condition of killing off any chances of ever getting any pootang?

I'm gonna call you "fistfullofcock" from now on...

I'm aroused. Tell me where you live.

 

[all the whey]

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Also, don't get married.

+32

 

[all the whey]

aunt flo is in town this week,I havent gotten as much as a blow job,so when shes at work ive been watching porn on their dish.

See what happens when you just get engaged? Imagine a few yrs after being married.

 

[theoak01]

See what happens when you just get engaged? Imagine a few yrs after being married.

nah shes hornier then I am,I got a nympho which is very nice.

bad news is our friends are coming home early so my vacation is over tonight once I leave for work,wish I coulda got some pics,they have a nice place out here thats for sure,ill try quick once the mrs comes home with the digital cam

 

[Tytan]

Dont forget to clean the sheets before you leave....They may never invite you again if they cum home to dirty sheets.

Damn, I was thinking the same thing....BTW fornicate in all of their rooms.