Swainhood

[longarms]

I believe the teknicul turm is Swainaholic.

Swainhood is the official noble order of those afflicted with Swainaholism.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Swainhood - An activity where eating for growth becomes a priority ensuring an indefinite obsession for strength.

pronounced - swayne - hood

anybody else doing this right now?

it is so god dman hard to eat consistantly man. day in day out. whew! anybody else battling Swainhhod?

 

[Debaser]

I think it's easier to swain than to bulk cleanly. Right now I'm at sort of a compromise of the two.

 

[Zander1983]

At this very momeny I feel sick because I've eaten so much, and its not even mid-day yet!

 

[c3ntrifug3]

When I first started lifting I thought that going to the gym was the hard part.

Now I know that going to the gym is the FUN part and packing down 6 chicken breasts, a can of tuna, 6 eggs, steak and whatever else I can get my hands on everyday is the hard part ;(

 

[KillahBee]

I never thought it would be this difficult to pack on the pounds. but, I must push forward with the swainage, and push forward I shall do.

 

[Zander1983]

- I am swaining
- I like to swain
- I swained that buffet
- I am a swainee

 

[WarriorPL]

What would one who follows swainhood be called? Swainee?

 

[KillahBee]

What would one who follows swainhood be called? Swainee?

Swainer: one who swains

 

[PolishHammer1977]

A Swainer is someone who is in the category of swaining.

A Swainee is someone who is currently swaining.

 

[sinjinsmythe33]

swaining + heavy training = perpetual gaining?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Absolutely and well said man.

Where's Loudin???

 

[sinjinsmythe33]

louden, swain in chief.

 

[JOKER47]

I think it's easier to swain than to bulk cleanly. Right now I'm at sort of a compromise of the two.

I don't believe Swaining necessarily constitutes eating junk. You can Swain clean.


Joker

 

[Mike_Rojas]

How about a huge serving of meatloaf and mashed potatoes? I'm stuffed.

 

[JOKER47]

I try to Swain cleanly.... like eating 3-4 steaks...

Sweet!!

My clean Swaining means staying away from my sons chocolate chip cookies.


Joker

 

[WarriorPL]

I don't believe Swaining necessarily constitutes eating junk. You can Swain clean.


Joker

I try to Swain cleanly.... like eating 3-4 steaks...

 

[Mike_Rojas]

Where is the swain?

 

[Toozee]

He's got a lot of post grad work to do I believe. He said he'd be in and out less than usual.

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Swaintropy: The uncontrollable force that causes hypertrophy and strength gain when Swaining.

 

[Backlash]

When I first started lifting I thought that going to the gym was the hard part.

Now I know that going to the gym is the FUN part and packing down 6 chicken breasts, a can of tuna, 6 eggs, steak and whatever else I can get my hands on everyday is the hard part ;(

Amen to that!

 

[KillahBee]

A Swainer is someone who is in the category of swaining.

A Swainee is someone who is currently swaining.

wouldn't a Swainee be a student of the Swain, while a Swainer is a practitioner of the Swain?

 

[needsleep]

SWAIN

 

[blinddeafmute]

Eating IS the hardest part.

There is nothing harder than keeping yourself on the verge of puking, all day long, everyday.

I wonder what hunger feels like...

 

[Debaser]

There is nothing harder than keeping yourself on the verge of puking, all day long, everyday.

Do you think that this is healthy? I have to gorge myself into oblivion at a chinese buffet to feel like I'm about to puke an hour later, and if you ate that way constantly you would gain about 10 lbs of fat for every 1 lb of muscle. Totally unneccessary. You can eat a lot without feeling the need to puke.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

??? Eating isn't the hard part... eating is easy. Cooking all of the food is a pain in the ass, and by far the worst part.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

wouldn't a Swainee be a student of the Swain, while a Swainer is a practitioner of the Swain?

Yes Ilike this....of course it all depends on what the original SWAIN thinks.....

 

[KillahBee]

Yes Ilike this....of course it all depends on what the original SWAIN thinks.....

let's get Lord of the Swain in here already!!!

 

[Toozee]

??? Eating isn't the hard part... eating is easy. Cooking all of the food is a pain in the ass, and by far the worst part.

A-men! Hallelujah! and .........

..............aw crap I'm burning chicken as we speak!

 

[longarms]

Where art the Swainmaster, Lord Louden?

Surely he can enlighten us with tales of courageous swainage.
Only he can impart the knowedge of the Swain to the swainlings.
Perhaps he is on conquest in search of kung pow chicken and broccoli beef. Hath he conquered the great Golden Palace once and for all?
Whence the Swaininator returns shall our quandry be addressed.

Lead us to the Swaining trough, Lord Louden, and exhort us to push press until we taste the Moo Goo Guy Pan burning in our throats once again. Shall we revel in our deadlifts until your expected return? Shall we slay the Ox and the Lamb and prepare them for a great feast? Bring unto us the tablets of the swain, so that we may choose that which we shall consume!

I think I took too much cold medicine!

 

[gonelifting]

lol at this thread. I love it.

You people have Swainism.

 

[KillahBee]

We must summon Lord Swain the Highest immediately. Impart your swainy wisdom on us, Oh Wise One!

 

[Mike_Rojas]

LOL at longarms

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I call upon the Slavick Lords.............

find Loudin..........

 

[gonelifting]

Did he finally explode? lol jk

 

[longarms]

o Swainology-the study and/or science of Swaining
o Swainologist-tne versed in the science of Swainology
o Swainicity- the propensity or tendency to engage in Swaining
o Swainage-popular slang term describing a successful episode or occurance of Swaining
o Swainctification-the act of or acknowledgement of being possessed or consumed with the act or principles of Swaining-usually accompanied by a "tongue of fire" (usually attributed to the little red peppers in chinese food)