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Suggestions on how to wake yourself up

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I'm so freakin tired.. and i have a whole work day ahead

besides jabbing myself in the eye with a pen.. which might happen by accident..

i need suggestions to wake me the FUK UP!
 
coffee or harass geoboy, one or the other
 
badass espresso doppio, no sugar. drink it like you would a shot or a... ehh, forget about it the last option
 
tell me where you live and i will wake you up by smacking you silly every morning, then you will learn to go to sleep earlier, either that or you will change the locks.
 
A line of white china will do the job. Failing that a cowboys wash does the trick for me.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
tell me where you live and i will wake you up by smacking you silly every morning, then you will learn to go to sleep earlier, either that or you will change the locks.
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lol...this reminds me of an item on EBay a few years ago where you bid on a guy to come to your house where he will randomly beat the shit out of you.

Damn, I wish I saved that ad. It was literally hysterical.
 
CanadianCutie said:
I'm so freakin tired.. and i have a whole work day ahead

besides jabbing myself in the eye with a pen.. which might happen by accident..

i need suggestions to wake me the FUK UP!
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I closed my eyes and when i looked, your name was in the memorial book.
And what had become of all the things we planned?
I accepted the commiserations of all your friends and your relations.
But there's some things i still don't understand.

You were so tall.
How could you fall? :(

How could you fall? :bawling:





DIV
 
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CanadianCutie said:
i think i will call in sik toomrmrow and sturggle thru today
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CC, why don't you have sex in the morning before work?

It would wake you up one way or another....





DIV
 
nycgirl said:
An orgasm. Wait, are you already at work? If so, I guess coffee or a cup of juice will have to do.
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We think alike :p
 
dunk said:
3 penii would do the trick.
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Well, in CC's case I was thinking one good rough pounding would wake her up, and silence her for a good while.

You took my idea and ran with it......although I'm not sure how strong CC's body is or if she could take on 3 guys and walk away unscathed.



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Well, in CC's case I was thinking one good rough pounding would wake her up, and silence her for a good while.

You took my idea and ran with it......although I'm not sure how strong CC's body is or if she could take on 3 guys and walk away unscathed.



DIV
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who said anything about 3 guys?
 
dunk said:
who said anything about 3 guys?
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Is that Ja Rule in your quote?

God I hope not.......that dude has about as much street cred as Vanilla Ice.......getting called out by Eminem of all people....:lmao:




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Is that Ja Rule in your quote?

God I hope not.......that dude has about as much street cred as Vanilla Ice.......getting called out by Eminem of all people....:lmao:




DIV
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ya mon. i just like the lyric. could give a fuck about the Ja.

lets get back on topic though.

i dont want to get yelled at.
 
dunk said:
who said anything about 3 guys?
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3 penii = 3 guys............that's what you said, nugga.

I think it's overkill in CC's case.....but it would give her something of a memory....



DIV
 
Take a wee dab of vick's vaporub, or something similar and put it on your clitoris.

You won't have an orgasm but you'll be squirmin so much, you'll DEFINATELY be awake.

*chuckle*
 
DIVISION said:
3 penii = 3 guys............that's what you said, nugga.

I think it's overkill in CC's case.....but it would give her something of a memory....



DIV
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You must have missed the thread with the guy that had 2 penii
 
I used to use EC stacks to help me wake up but I don't like the way I crash on 'em - it's fine the first few days, but then I start to grow tolerant to it and crash hard. I haven't used one in a while now though so maybe next time I use 'em I'll have less of a crash.
 
this morning for some reason i woke up as soon as my alarm clock went off. didnt snooze. when i woke up i folded all my laundry no joke 4 secs after opening my eyes.

like a bomb was gonna go off if i didnt get it all done in under 2 minutes.
 
dunk said:
this morning for some reason i woke up as soon as my alarm clock went off. didnt snooze. when i woke up i folded all my laundry no joke 4 secs after opening my eyes.

like a bomb was gonna go off if i didnt get it all done in under 2 minutes.
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FOLD -or- DIE.......nugga.



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Ephedrine to wake up.

Xanax and Valium for sleep.

That's how kids roll these days.





DIV
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Which is really sad..
 
Steve The Bluesman said:
A big pitcher of ice water down your pants should do the trick.
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Why the fuck would you say that, Bluesman?

You want to freeze off her clitoris? :rolleyes:

Come on, bro........CC's clitoris can only take so much abuse.




DIV
 
yo i refer to CC's beaver and i almost get banned, called a fuckin asshole by some teste, and my thread gets locked.

you guys talk about freezing off her clitoris and its all good in the hood.

somthing aint right here.
 
I have a hard time waking up as well. I hit the snooze button a few times and when I first get up, I feel like crap for about 30 minutes.
 
dunk said:
yo i refer to CC's beaver and i almost get banned, called a fuckin asshole by some teste, and my thread gets locked.

you guys talk about freezing off her clitoris and its all good in the hood.

somthing aint right here.
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This is a thread to help CC, not hurt her.



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Ephedrine to wake up.

Xanax and Valium for sleep.

That's how kids roll these days.





DIV
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I've never taken Xanax or Valium. But I'm guilty as charged about the ephedrine.....
 
dutchmaster w/1 gram of hydro.
split cigar roll weed and inhale deep
enjoy your workday :)
 
Gambino said:
dutchmaster w/1 gram of hydro.
split cigar roll weed and inhale deep
enjoy your workday :)
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you try rolling with those flavored whiteowls?
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
you try rolling with those flavored whiteowls?
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not big on the flavored cigars...actually it has been a while since i puffed a blunt, trying to cut out the tobacco from my life
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Take a sick day go home and sleep.
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I'm tempted to do that everyday.
 
Where'd CC go???? Why the hell is her Karma red????

Div,
You've been here - what gives???

CC come baaaaaaaaaacccccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!
 
fireflyer said:
Div,
You've been here - what gives???
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Your avatar has scarred the sanctums of my inner soul, nugga.....

Those black eyes, those flappy ears......that innocent look......

WHY?





DIV
 
Gambino said:
so cc was a tranny?
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No, she wasnt.....

She just posted tranny and gay pics for her profile, avatar and sig for some odd reason...

Her mind was like a vortex, alot of things went in to it, but nothing came back out......




DIV
 
needtogetas said:
just go to the store and get some nodoze those things could wake the dead
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I wish I could get you back in......work a drug deal with a recruiter and set things up.....

You should have never gotten out.




DIV
 
the way i sea it is ware thares a will thares a way i have a fow friends in hy placis working on getting me back in go high enof on the chan and annything can be done.thancks thow
 
DIVISION said:
No, she wasnt.....

She just posted tranny and gay pics for her profile, avatar and sig for some odd reason...

Her mind was like a vortex, alot of things went in to it, but nothing came back out......




DIV
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that's fucked up
 
DIVISION said:
What was fucked up about it, Nugga?

Her main thing was to get a reaction.....




DIV
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me and female psychology mix like the ocean and the fucking exxon valdez oil spill. I don't get any of it....:whatever:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
me and female psychology mix like the ocean and the fucking exxon valdez oil spill. I don't get any of it....:whatever:
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Women are a vortex......

Don't try to understand them unless you are prepared to lose yourself in the process. Each woman is an individual case, none the same, they are unique. Many have the same issues, but they all have their subtle nuances.








DIV
 
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