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big_bad_buff
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sigweed said:
Stupidest and coolest things you’ve done at parties
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Ah, this is the thread i've been waiting for. My party stories are legendary and still talked about in the area that I grew up. #1, I guess i was about 19, came back from college for winter break and a few friends of mine went to this house party. This was a guy we were friends with but he was just being a super dick. Telling people they couldnt' come in, it was his Uncle's house. Well we got in and it was just a bad atmosphere. So first thing i did was go into his bathroom and piss in all of the shampoo bottles, as mentioned before. Second was takign all the tooth brushes and rubbing them on my asshole. As i walked back to the kitchen I grabbed the whole role of paper towels. i walked out back and into his garage through the rear entrance. I then pulled my pants down, squatted and took a shit right in the middle of his garage. Wiped it with the paper towels then wiped them on all the walls. Back to the backyard we go. My buddy and I then take this guy's grill and push it off his back dock into the lagoon. Finally we are all standing around out front before we are plannign to take off and this kid whose party it was has a jeep. One of those with no doors. Well with one friend on one end and me ont he either. we piss all over the inside of his jeep and i personally urinated directly into his cassette deck. Ah those days.
#2, long night of drinking at my friends college. We come home and go into the computer lab which is open 24 hours. first thing we do is want candy out of the candy machine. We pick up a brick from outside and smash the candy machine. Surprisingly it didn't shatter. The glass just got tons of cracks in it. Then my friend goes into the computer lab and I go into the bathroom. It's just a one person bathroom with a single toilet. I then sit on this large window sill and take a dump on the window sill. While I'm dumping i piss in this big cup. I pissed a ton. I left the cup full of piss next to the crap on the window sill. I left the bathroom and met up with my buddy outside of the lab. Sure enough, he took a shit on a keyboard in the computer lab.
#3. This bitch girl was having a party and being a total fucking bitch. Good thing that me or my friends really dind't know her. So we're just sitting around downing some beers. I was next to the Christmas tree so i pulled on one of the little light bullds and just moved it up like 1/2 a centimeter. Well that was enough to turn the every single light out on the tree. There would be no way to know this single bulb was the reason. Eventualy we just get pissed and leave. On the way out though there was a fishbowl with everyone's keys. There must have been 12 sets. We proceed to take every set of keys with us as we take off. We leave and toss teh keys in the woods to never be seen again. Also, i ran into this girl a week later and she was asking me if I knew anything about the Xmas tree lights. Her family was all pissed and her little sister ended up crying because they had no lights on their tree for Xmas day.
Ok, that's enough to start. This shit is so good you can't make it up.
#2, long night of drinking at my friends college. We come home and go into the computer lab which is open 24 hours. first thing we do is want candy out of the candy machine. We pick up a brick from outside and smash the candy machine. Surprisingly it didn't shatter. The glass just got tons of cracks in it. Then my friend goes into the computer lab and I go into the bathroom. It's just a one person bathroom with a single toilet. I then sit on this large window sill and take a dump on the window sill. While I'm dumping i piss in this big cup. I pissed a ton. I left the cup full of piss next to the crap on the window sill. I left the bathroom and met up with my buddy outside of the lab. Sure enough, he took a shit on a keyboard in the computer lab.
#3. This bitch girl was having a party and being a total fucking bitch. Good thing that me or my friends really dind't know her. So we're just sitting around downing some beers. I was next to the Christmas tree so i pulled on one of the little light bullds and just moved it up like 1/2 a centimeter. Well that was enough to turn the every single light out on the tree. There would be no way to know this single bulb was the reason. Eventualy we just get pissed and leave. On the way out though there was a fishbowl with everyone's keys. There must have been 12 sets. We proceed to take every set of keys with us as we take off. We leave and toss teh keys in the woods to never be seen again. Also, i ran into this girl a week later and she was asking me if I knew anything about the Xmas tree lights. Her family was all pissed and her little sister ended up crying because they had no lights on their tree for Xmas day.
Ok, that's enough to start. This shit is so good you can't make it up.
We use to slam like 3 or 4 cases of beer after a track meet. Then we would just start running pulling of little bush trees as we ran. Well one of the dudes girl friend was having a slumber party with a bunch of her friends so we went over there. Why we were for him to get in a fight with her. We were throwing rocks at street lights. On one throw I lost balance and fell right on my ass. I mean it hurt like SOB even as drunk as I was.
So anyway our friend comes back outside mad at his chick. And they were all looking out the window at us. So this dude whips out his dick and starts peeing on the window the chicks are looking through. Well the chicks tell her parents and next thing we know. There is like 3 or 4 dad walking down the street with clubs and baseball bats. And just like always there is one dude sitting there saying, " come on I'll take on all of you." We say whatever spotts lets go those dudes are men and we are just in Jr. High.
So anyway we heard the cops and we all jumps behind this brick wall by a house and we all slept there until the morning.
So anyway our friend comes back outside mad at his chick. And they were all looking out the window at us. So this dude whips out his dick and starts peeing on the window the chicks are looking through. Well the chicks tell her parents and next thing we know. There is like 3 or 4 dad walking down the street with clubs and baseball bats. And just like always there is one dude sitting there saying, " come on I'll take on all of you." We say whatever spotts lets go those dudes are men and we are just in Jr. High.
So anyway we heard the cops and we all jumps behind this brick wall by a house and we all slept there until the morning.
string_bean00
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gonelifting said:
I'm a country bumpkin.
LOL - some funny stories... too many for me to list too (like t88)...
a few that come to mind:
-trashed some kids house including throwing all the outside pool furniture and other assortred crap we found in the yard into their olympic sized pool... drinking all the beer and peeing in a bunch of bottles of beer and twisting the caps back on and leaving in his fridge... also his parents car got pissed in through the open window some how...
-at a party we crashed (no idea who they were) a buddy of mine caught me in the bathtub (curtain pulled shut, door open) with a chick from the party we did not know.. all I will say is we were in the 69 position and I had a tube of toothpaste in my hand (use your imagination)... we also stole a waterproof phone from the place (we forgot the base unit and had to go back in to retrieve it)
-drank a keg with 6 other dudes at a kill the keg party and sprayed puke all over this other frat's house, then I got laid (how did it always work out so well after you puked?) [Note- this same house I had commited many other acts like which they also loved like: stealing the 8 balls off of their pool tables and any replacement 8 balls too... smoking a joints I rolled out of one dollar bills in the middle of the party crowds....started the trend of throwing your beer bottle on the ground to smash it after every beer you finished, which lasted for the entire time I was at school there, they would have glass covering the floor every time they had a party... and we also beat up a bunch of the brothers there, which got us banned from their house... oops)
a few that come to mind:
-trashed some kids house including throwing all the outside pool furniture and other assortred crap we found in the yard into their olympic sized pool... drinking all the beer and peeing in a bunch of bottles of beer and twisting the caps back on and leaving in his fridge... also his parents car got pissed in through the open window some how...
-at a party we crashed (no idea who they were) a buddy of mine caught me in the bathtub (curtain pulled shut, door open) with a chick from the party we did not know.. all I will say is we were in the 69 position and I had a tube of toothpaste in my hand (use your imagination)... we also stole a waterproof phone from the place (we forgot the base unit and had to go back in to retrieve it)
-drank a keg with 6 other dudes at a kill the keg party and sprayed puke all over this other frat's house, then I got laid (how did it always work out so well after you puked?) [Note- this same house I had commited many other acts like which they also loved like: stealing the 8 balls off of their pool tables and any replacement 8 balls too... smoking a joints I rolled out of one dollar bills in the middle of the party crowds....started the trend of throwing your beer bottle on the ground to smash it after every beer you finished, which lasted for the entire time I was at school there, they would have glass covering the floor every time they had a party... and we also beat up a bunch of the brothers there, which got us banned from their house... oops)
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Gambino
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stupidest- crashed my car and got a dui/possession of tweed/fake id, a hat trick of misdeamenours...
coolest- tagged two hot girls in the same night...
coolest- tagged two hot girls in the same night...
