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Stupidest and coolest things you’ve done at parties
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BrandonXJ
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getting loaded up on x and vodka and ending up on the roof of the frat house walking the rail of the balcony about 50 feet above the ground.. and not remembering it. my bros pulled me down and when I woke up they told me what I'd done, and i had absolutely no memory of it.
talk about lucky.
talk about lucky.
big_bad_buff
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those are both pretty Hilarious. Good to hear other people did that crap man, I thought it was just me and my friends. i've got so many is crazy.
One time we drove 2 hours to go to this frat party that was supposed to be off the hook, we get there and there was like half a girl for every 2 dicks, it was really gay. Anyways, my buddy is up stairs just walking around drunk looking in different rooms and knocking everything over, braking shit ect. The whole party (like 130 people) are all outside, so me and 4 of my buddies are up stairs throwing magazines everywhere, turning over couches and one of them even pulled out a knife and cut their cat-5 cable to their computer, I thought that was a little far, but then I realized I was tossing someone’s bed covers out a window and kind of made me feel worse, so we got the hell out of there.
One time we drove 2 hours to go to this frat party that was supposed to be off the hook, we get there and there was like half a girl for every 2 dicks, it was really gay. Anyways, my buddy is up stairs just walking around drunk looking in different rooms and knocking everything over, braking shit ect. The whole party (like 130 people) are all outside, so me and 4 of my buddies are up stairs throwing magazines everywhere, turning over couches and one of them even pulled out a knife and cut their cat-5 cable to their computer, I thought that was a little far, but then I realized I was tossing someone’s bed covers out a window and kind of made me feel worse, so we got the hell out of there.
Lift Chief
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big_bad_buff said:those are both pretty Hilarious. Good to hear other people did that crap man, I thought it was just me and my friends. i've got so many is crazy.
One time we drove 2 hours to go to this frat party that was supposed to be off the hook, we get there and there was like half a girl for every 2 dicks, it was really gay. Anyways, my buddy is up stairs just walking around drunk looking in different rooms and knocking everything over, braking shit ect. The whole party (like 130 people) are all outside, so me and 4 of my buddies are up stairs throwing magazines everywhere, turning over couches and one of them even pulled out a knife and cut their cat-5 cable to their computer, I thought that was a little far, but then I realized I was tossing someone’s bed covers out a window and kind of made me feel worse, so we got the hell out of there.
Jesus would approve.
tuc biscuit
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some of these stories are so funny, why would anyone ever have a party at their house?
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
Re: Stupidest and coolest things you’ve done at parties
I was just wondering how that fitted in with his beliefs.......now I know. Good to know Jesus was a twat too.
Lift Chief said:
I was just wondering how that fitted in with his beliefs.......now I know. Good to know Jesus was a twat too.
Buddy_Christ
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tuc biscuit said:
i had quite a few gatherings at my dad's house when he wasn't around. with the exception of 2 times, i knew who everyone was that was in my house. the 2 times i didn't know.....
one was a kegger. invited some guys i worked with, they brought a couple of their friends. i was a little iffy about it when they showed up, but they were ultra-respectful of the fact that they were in someone else's house. that was a cool party.
the other time, for some reason, people were showing up like crazy and i couldn't figure out why. i had a bunch of people in the house i didn't even know. i got real lucky that night, as 3 of my friends were "on patrol" with me. i was f'ed up out of my mind, yet still walking all over the place making sure my house wasn't getting trashed, conversing with everyone. there was no smoking in my house, PERIOD. since it was winter time we'd smoke in the garage but that was it. someone was about to light up a smoke in the basement...someone else says to him "hey, i don't think we're allowed to smoke in here, i think you gotta go to the garage." the guy said he didn't give a fuck and was gonna do it anyone. one of my "on patrol" buds steps in and says "I GIVE A FUCK because he's my neighbor and my friend, take it to the garage. no one's fucking up his house or you're not only going to be dealing with him, but me and (this guy) and (this guy) as well."
that spread like wildfire throughout the house. everyone got quite a bit more respectful of who's house it was. i never had any fears of my house getting trashed when i had a certain few friends over. if the house would've gotten trashed, it would've been a 3 or 4 of us taking care of the person. that's the key to having parties in your house....one person to "moniter" every room that people are in and at least one person roaming the place at all times.
sconoscuito
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stupidest thing I've done is smoke weed, I blow it with so many girls when I do that
and I dont know about the coolest thing, I drink lotta beer so I think thats kinda cool
and I dont know about the coolest thing, I drink lotta beer so I think thats kinda cool
Buddy_Christ
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oh, continuation of the kegger at my house story......
i had gotten a guy i worked with to get the keg for me. he took my car to get it and put it in the trunk (i had a 78 Impala, it fit no problem and my subwoofer was still in the trunk
). i get home that night after work and start thinking about where i'm gonna put it. i decide the best place is in the basement in one side of a porcelin deep sink we had down there. i could keep the sink loaded with ice, and all the water would just run down the drain. perfect.
at the time, i was a scrawny 145lbs. i had carried a keg one time from a cooler at work to the bar, which was about a 30 foot walk or so, up 3 steps and around 8 corners. pain in the ass, but i wanted to try it. boss told me to never do it again because of how small i was.
so i get this keg out of my trunk and start working it down the steps from the garage into the basement. once i get down there, i've now got to lift the keg 3 feet straight up, then lower it about 18" into the sink. i had that keg about 4" from the bottom of the sink when i just couldn't hold it anymore......
one side of the sink shattered. that was not cool.
my dumb ass contemplated putting it in the OTHER side until i realized i'd probably have the same results.
a week later, my dad comes home from vacation. i thought he was coming home a day later than he really was, so i was pretty suprised to come home in the morning and find him already home. i walk in the house and my sisters said "dad is REALLY pissed." see, we had moved the keg to a buddy's house on the 2nd day and finished it down there. we got busted by the cops down there and 3 of us got cited for underage drinking, and i also got cited with possession of paraphanelia. well, in my stupidity, i left the citations sitting on my kitchen table. dad saw them when he got home.
that was one interesting conversation. he asked what happened to his sink, and i didn't lie. he was mega pissed, but i looked him dead in the eyes and said "well, at least i'm not trying to bullshit you and i told you the truth!"
it was great being the oldest child. i got to fuck everythign up for my sisters and brother. Dad forgave me eventually. After a period of time he realized he did the same stupid shit when he was my age, difference was he didn't get caught as much as i did.
we're able to laugh about this stuff now, even though he rolls his eyes a lot while doing it, we're still able to laugh.
i had gotten a guy i worked with to get the keg for me. he took my car to get it and put it in the trunk (i had a 78 Impala, it fit no problem and my subwoofer was still in the trunk
). i get home that night after work and start thinking about where i'm gonna put it. i decide the best place is in the basement in one side of a porcelin deep sink we had down there. i could keep the sink loaded with ice, and all the water would just run down the drain. perfect.at the time, i was a scrawny 145lbs. i had carried a keg one time from a cooler at work to the bar, which was about a 30 foot walk or so, up 3 steps and around 8 corners. pain in the ass, but i wanted to try it. boss told me to never do it again because of how small i was.
so i get this keg out of my trunk and start working it down the steps from the garage into the basement. once i get down there, i've now got to lift the keg 3 feet straight up, then lower it about 18" into the sink. i had that keg about 4" from the bottom of the sink when i just couldn't hold it anymore......
one side of the sink shattered. that was not cool.
my dumb ass contemplated putting it in the OTHER side until i realized i'd probably have the same results.
a week later, my dad comes home from vacation. i thought he was coming home a day later than he really was, so i was pretty suprised to come home in the morning and find him already home. i walk in the house and my sisters said "dad is REALLY pissed." see, we had moved the keg to a buddy's house on the 2nd day and finished it down there. we got busted by the cops down there and 3 of us got cited for underage drinking, and i also got cited with possession of paraphanelia. well, in my stupidity, i left the citations sitting on my kitchen table. dad saw them when he got home.
that was one interesting conversation. he asked what happened to his sink, and i didn't lie. he was mega pissed, but i looked him dead in the eyes and said "well, at least i'm not trying to bullshit you and i told you the truth!"
it was great being the oldest child. i got to fuck everythign up for my sisters and brother. Dad forgave me eventually. After a period of time he realized he did the same stupid shit when he was my age, difference was he didn't get caught as much as i did.
we're able to laugh about this stuff now, even though he rolls his eyes a lot while doing it, we're still able to laugh.
