Stupidest and coolest things you’ve done at parties

[big_bad_buff]

Was reading an old email a friend sent me and it reminded me of this time at a party.

Me and 3 or 4 of my friends got invited to this house party like 5 years ago, (well some chick we knew got invited and she invited us because she thought the guy was a creep) so everyone at the party is pretty lit up. Me, one of my best friends, and two chicks went into a bathroom. It was so small 4 people couldn’t move in there, was just a toilet and sink. I think we went in there because the guy that invited the chick to the party wouldn’t leave her alone, so she wanted to tell us he was freakin her out. Anyways, we are all drunk and my best friend grabs the hand towel and says he’s gonna flush it down the toilet to piss the guy off, so I grab the towel rack and pull it (and a chunk of dry wall)off the wall and say I’m gonna jam it down the toilet, and one of the chicks was like OMG!!! And then she starts laughing and turning the light on and off real fast so we couldn’t see anything, next thing I know my friend pulls the cabinet door off and hands it to me, I’m laughing so hard right now because the lights are flashing on and off and he just handed me a cabinet door, so I take the door and smash it in half over the toilet. Anyways, the lights go on and both cabinet doors are off and broken, the towel rack is torn off the wall and in the toilet, and there is a big ass holes punched in the wall.

Me and all my friends were like 19-21, and everyone else was around 17-18, it was pretty stupid of us thinking back at it, but I’m glad we did it because one of the guys that lived there jumped my friend later the night just because he thought he was bad, but my bro beat him down pretty well, anyways….fun times

 

[Moderate_THIS]

no, the best was when I was having this party on my 2nd floor apartment, and a girl was sitting on the railing on the balcony; She lost her balance and fell, slamming head-first into the concrete sidewalk, and is now paralyzed for life.

 

[SoreArms]

I had been drinking at my buddies house since early in the day, later in the evening, i called some girls and they were going to come over, by this time I was real drunk. I asked my friend if I could use his bathroom, I think my intention was to piss, but some how I wound up taking a shower. When I got out of the shower, I tried to reach for the towel, but some how leaned too much on the towel rack and tore it from the wall. The girls showed up while I was in the shower but since I wasn't out there and they didn't know my friend ,they left. When I came out, about 15 mins later, my friend was like "what the fuck, you took a shower?"

 

[big_bad_buff]

man, you serious? that's crazy.

i'v seen a chick at a party walking down some stairs and miss a step and fall head over heals down 6 steps and was crying and crap. that tripped me out

no, the best was when I was having this party on my 2nd floor apartment, and a girl was sitting on the railing on the balcony; She lost her balance and fell, slamming head-first into the concrete sidewalk, and is now paralyzed for life.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

buddy calls me up once, says "hey, we're going to Tony's house to party." so i'm cool with that. i go pick him up.

get to Tony's house....Tony is an Ecquadorian (sp) immigrant, 90lbs soaking wet, late 30s, gayer than gay, and in love with my buddy Mike. at least he was after him, not the rest of us.

so we start getting hammered. we got Tony in the kitchen cooking like a good housewife would. after about 6 beers, i gotta go piss.

i go into the bathroom and as i'm whipping it out, i see all sorts of shampoo, conditioner, skin care, etc bottles on the shelves in front of me. over the course of the next 12 piss trips to the bathroom, i filled each bottle with piss and shook them up. we left before i passed out, thankfully. didn't want to wake up being rubbed the wrong way.

a few days later, we're hanging out at my buddy's house, Mike says "hey, did one of you fuck with anything in Tony's bathroom?" i almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard. when i told him what i did, he said, "oh shit....Tony thought they were filled with water!" implying that Tony was still using everything thinking it was simply watered down.

ah, to be 18 again.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

true story. except it wasn't really my party. and she still might not be paralyzed, not sure, I didn't feel like keeping her in my life, her being a veggie and all.

But the worst thing I have done? hmm. Well, I did steal a Tom Selleck poster from a house once, along with three wallets, two coats, a bottle of jamaican rum, and a TV remote. But the Selleck score will always gone down in lore as "the big one".

 

[SoreArms]

Whed I was in high school, me and several of my friends heard that some guy threw a ditching party, so we left schoo land went to it. When we got there, the guys was beign a dick and wouldn't let us in (basically becasue he didn't know any of us and we had a rep for abing trouble makers). After a good while of talking to him and basically threatening, he finally let us in. We were so pissed aht he was not going to let us in, that we decided to loot the joint. It was near christmas time, and they all their presents under the tree. WE took every single present, snuck into rooms and took all kinds of shit. I guess we reinforced his reasons for not wanting us there in the first place, but hey, I got a BB gun

 

[SoreArms]

excuse my typos, I'm heavily sedated

 

[Taps]

I remember being too lazy to walk to the bathroom or go outside, so just took a leak in the corner of the living room. Must have started a trend, 'cause I saw like 10 other guys doing the same thing. My friends puked in that corner too. Eventually someone really went nuts and took a shit there.

I still have no idea who's house it was, but goddamn we fucking destroyed the place.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

but hey, I got a BB gun

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