Stupid shit you've done while drunk

[Taps]

I got to talking with some friends about parties, drinking and the all the fun ensuses.

When I was 19, I was hammered out of my mind and got home at like 8am. I had lost my keys and jacket at some point during the night, but I still had a six pack of beer (gotta have priorities, right?). The doorbell was broken so I just flopped down on the porch with one of my friends. We fired up a j. and sat there smoking and drinking for about an hour (we were totally fucked by then). Around 9am, my dad opend the door and asked what the hell we were doing. I didn't bat an eye--just kept puffing away and took a swig from my beer....hehehe, boy Pop was pissed.

Anyone else?

 

[flickenu]

I thought I was invincible one night when i was 15. back then it took me about 5 beers to get drunk and I probably drank a 12 pack or so that night. By the time everyone was going home it was about 2 am and I had been puking for the past hour, these kids drop me off at my house and I knew I'd get busted if I walked in as drunk as I was. So i stumbled about a block away to this forest by my house. Went down into a little gully and passed out. I laid there for 2 hours waking up about every 20 minutes to puke on myself. to make things worse it was raining on me. At about 430 in the morning I woke up and decided I wasn't going to puke anymore so I walked back home. I go around back to get in the house but the fuckin door was locked. So I climbed up to my deck to the kitchen door. The only problem was that the kitchen is right by my paren'ts room, and I was wearing swishie pants and I didn't want my parents to hear me walk in. So I stripped down to my boxers and threw my pants, shirt, and shoes at the back door of the basement. I get in the house and go straight to my room and pass out again. I thought I was in the clear and then the next morning my mom comes in with my clothes and asked what the hell happened to me last night. It was one hell of a site I tell ya, my clothes had, puke, blood, and grass stains all over them. To make it even worse I had blood all over my neck and chest from god knows what, apparently I either got bit by something or scratched while I was sleeping in the forest because I had a big gash in the middle of my neck. That night sucked.

 

[Roadblock]

Trash cars and bikes with at least 100 possible witnesses. Smart? no....

 

[Lao Tzu]

i've written emails that i regret having writte when i am sober (some of them).

 

[mdd]

keep on drinking..

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

My story isn't as funny as the other 2. . . it's not even funny at all. Reading it will waste 2 minutes of your life you'll never get back.

Me and about 10 peeps were all drinking at my yard one evening, when we got hungry.

So I ordered a pizza. When it showed up it was a vegetarian pizza. I could've sworn I ordered a meat lovers (my fave).

So Im at my door arguing with the delivery dude, my neighbours start craning their necks etc. When one of my boys broke the news to me. He heard me say vegetarian. . .

Apologies get sorted. and the delivery guy offers to take it back and come with what I REALLY wanted.

 

[theoak01]

let see the best one was this past summer

i was working as a gas jockey and i decided i was going to have some beers after work at a friends one nite,well one beer turned to3 and so on from there,next thing i know its 4 am,i realize ahhh fuck i gotta work at 7 am,so i call my dad ,he comes to get me,well i get to work at 7 still pissed outta my tree and i passed out for three hours,so who knows if people stole gas or not,i really didnt fucking care,i had the worst hang over all day and with the gas fumes i was puking so bad my stomach was empty and i was puking stomach bile all over,and nobody could cover cuz they are pricks so i suffered


moral of the story never be hung over around gas fumes

 

[studcj]

In High school, I got a little too drunk and asked some girl to prom that I never even met before. She said yes. I didn't find out I asked her to prom untill that following Tuesday.

In high school, I alsom used to drink a 12 pack of Rolling Rock (bottles), then after I was finished I would poke two holes in the box and put it over my head. I was now transformed in to "Rolling Rock man"

I can't really remember anything else.

 

[Test boy]

Pretty much anything I did while drunk was stupid. Reason I quit getting drunk.

 

[1bigpitbull]

olah to all.One night I was in Chicago seeing massive Attact I was really fucked up and I kept jumping up on the stage After the 3rd time or so I spilled my drink on some amplifer cables and got electricuted.I'm so happy i'm sober now.

 

[rnch]

slept wth my best friend.








i was never the same with her after that.