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broonzy
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From one badass motherfucker to another! He's a damn good bro, even if he gets pedicures.
Some Strongbow facts:
Strongbow once played baseball against the NY Yankees, by himself, and won.
Strongbow can make women orgasm with a single glance.
Strongbow chops firewood with his bare hands.
Strongbow once ordered a bigmac at burger king.....and got one.
One time Chuck Norris and Mike Tyson picked a fight with Strongbow. Strongbow pounded Mike Tyson into the ground.............with Chuck Norris’s face.
Nasa once asked Strongbow to stop leaping over buildings because they feared he would knock the earth out of orbit.
When Strongbow squats, he doesn’t move the weight up, he moves the earth down.
Strongbow was born in a log cabin, that he built.
When Strongbow was born, the doctor slapped his ass. Then Strongbow beat the fucking snot out of him!
Strongbow is never late, because he makes time slow the fuck down.
Women send Strongbow pictures of their tits, because they can’t stop themselves.
Strongbow once threw a baseball to the moon...............and caught it.
Strongbow once came face to face with a 2000 lb Grizzly Bear while walking in the woods. The bear died of fear.
When people want something they ask God. When God wants something, he asks Strongbow.
One time a man tried to show his strength to Strongbow by ripping up a phonebook into 1000 pieces. Strongbow laughed, walked over to a tree, pounded the tree into pulp, made the pulp into paper, and then made a new phonebook. Then he tore that phonebook into 2000 pieces.
Some Strongbow facts:
Strongbow once played baseball against the NY Yankees, by himself, and won.
Strongbow can make women orgasm with a single glance.
Strongbow chops firewood with his bare hands.
Strongbow once ordered a bigmac at burger king.....and got one.
One time Chuck Norris and Mike Tyson picked a fight with Strongbow. Strongbow pounded Mike Tyson into the ground.............with Chuck Norris’s face.
Nasa once asked Strongbow to stop leaping over buildings because they feared he would knock the earth out of orbit.
When Strongbow squats, he doesn’t move the weight up, he moves the earth down.
Strongbow was born in a log cabin, that he built.
When Strongbow was born, the doctor slapped his ass. Then Strongbow beat the fucking snot out of him!
Strongbow is never late, because he makes time slow the fuck down.
Women send Strongbow pictures of their tits, because they can’t stop themselves.
Strongbow once threw a baseball to the moon...............and caught it.
Strongbow once came face to face with a 2000 lb Grizzly Bear while walking in the woods. The bear died of fear.
When people want something they ask God. When God wants something, he asks Strongbow.
One time a man tried to show his strength to Strongbow by ripping up a phonebook into 1000 pieces. Strongbow laughed, walked over to a tree, pounded the tree into pulp, made the pulp into paper, and then made a new phonebook. Then he tore that phonebook into 2000 pieces.
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. Naw I'm kidding you know I could care less. Where has he been lately anyways? Hadn't seen him post much. He is okay I hope.
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