Stripper Buffet? Me thinks not

[KillahBee]

So I'm at a strip club lastnight (big suprise) and my cousin buys me a goodbye lap dance. The good lap dance though, the 15 minuter in the private booth.

The chick was getting more and more aggressive as the time went on. She was tiny, so she was climbing all over me like a ringtailed lemur. Before I know it, her baby chute is in my face and dangerously close to my mouth.

Apparently she thought I was going to pay her so that I would have the distinct pleasure of eating her out?!!!

I've been to all sorts of clubs and received all sorts of pleasantries, but this was a new one.

 

[calveless wonder]

strippers are retards.....

unbelievable. they're so used to morons doing anything for them and paying them for just about everything/anything.

my favorite line "you're pussy ain't worth <$ amount>", usually followed by unless i get some diamonds popping out of it

 

[KillahBee]

Now I don't mind fingerloving a stripper if she's going down on me or something along those lines, but seriously, she just straddled my face. Great idea, Ashley.

 

[calveless wonder]

Now I don't mind fingerloving a stripper if she's going down on me or something along those lines, but seriously, she just straddled my face. Great idea, Ashley.

lol...i misinterpreted. i thought you meant she was wanting extra cash so you could do that.

yeah, that's like sticking your tongue in the ass of the original AIDS monkey.

 

[jh1]

LMFAO @ Baby Chute.

That's classic.

 

[Smurfy]

Now I don't mind fingerloving a stripper if she's going down on me or something along those lines, but seriously, she just straddled my face. Great idea, Ashley.

temporary lapse of reason - wtf. she was horny. cut the broad some slack

 

[rudeboyja]

Bet she was on X.

 

[KillahBee]

temporary lapse of reason - wtf. she was horny. cut the broad some slack

True, true

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

was this in S.D.?

 

[KillahBee]

was this in S.D.?

Nah, from what I know the strip clubs in SD are TERRIBLE (went to one and it was disgusting).

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Nah, from what I know the strip clubs in SD are TERRIBLE (went to one and it was disgusting).

in cali you cannot get within 6 feet anymore

 

[KillahBee]

in cali you cannot get within 6 feet anymore

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rethinks move*

 

[Razorguns]

most strippers are p/t escorts. i laugh when people date (ex)strippers and buy the line they're innocent girls paying for college.

ha ha ha

and drug dealers are just businessmen-in-training.

 

[jh1]

in cali you cannot get within 6 feet anymore

Um, I was in a club in February in San Diego - I had strippers all over me.

When was this law enacted?

 

[jackangel]

Um, I was in a club in February in San Diego - I had strippers all over me.

When was this law enacted?

doesn't apply to gay dudes

 

[jh1]

doesn't apply to gay dudes

Oh. Then KB is good to go.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

most strippers are p/t escorts. i laugh when people date (ex)strippers and buy the line they're innocent girls paying for college.

ha ha ha

and drug dealers are just businessmen-in-training.

if I was dating a stripper I run through the intra-web back pages, eros.com craigslist etc to make sure she aint on there


ask razorguns as he the resident cali man who knows all.

 

[KillahBee]

This chick had the tightest little fucking body too and a surprisingly pretty pussy. No titties, but great ass, sick stomach and legs I fucking eat

 

[crazyjoe]

So I'm at a strip club lastnight (big suprise) and my cousin buys me a goodbye lap dance. The good lap dance though, the 15 minuter in the private booth.

The chick was getting more and more aggressive as the time went on. She was tiny, so she was climbing all over me like a PuddleMonkey. Before I know it, her baby chute is in my face and dangerously close to my mouth.

Apparently she thought I was going to pay her so that I would have the distinct pleasure of eating her out?!!!

I've been to all sorts of clubs and received all sorts of pleasantries, but this was a new one.

Fixed

 

[Gambino]

i had some hooch one time pick off a ten spot that was on my face
it's supposed to be her gash clamping on the bills, but really it was the taint/ass
it's kinda nasty having a sweaty random ass on your forehead

 

[jh1]

i had some hooch one time pick off a ten spot that was on my face
it's supposed to be her gash clamping on the bills, but really it was the taint/ass
it's kinda nasty having a sweaty random ass on your forehead

Uh. Yeah.

 

[Gambino]

Uh. Yeah.

on the subject of strippers putting their ass near your face
what you've never had the money on your face thing? wtf

 

[jh1]

on the subject of strippers putting their ass near your face
what you've never had the money on your face thing? wtf

Fuck No.

If I wanted some chics ass on my face, it'd be because she was hot / clean enough for me to to want bury some serious cawk in her.

So it'd be that.. not for 10 bucks or what not.

Homey don't play that shit.

 

[KillahBee]

on the subject of strippers putting their ass near your face
what you've never had the money on your face thing? wtf

We used to get strippers at our house in college all the time. Like 20 drunk, yayed up horny college dudes all amped up. One chick did that move, but with lifesavers. Awesome.

 

[TC2]

LOL..I'm the only guy in the world that strippers actually disgust me.

Like I'm going to really pay some fuckin hooker(and they're all a couple hundred away from being hookers) to pretend she wants to fuck me.

My GF blows away 99.9 % of women anyway.

 

[alien amp pharm]

LOL..I'm the only guy in the world that strippers actually disgust me.

Like I'm going to really pay some fuckin hooker(and they're all a couple hundred away from being hookers) to pretend she wants to fuck me.

My GF blows away 99.9 % of women anyway.

I dislike strip clubs.

Why not rent porn.....at least I can touch myself while watching without getting frowned upon.

or better yet, get a real, clean woman whos not a slut.

 

[jh1]

I dislike strip clubs.

Why not rent porn.....at least I can touch myself while watching without getting frowned upon.

or better yet, get a real, clean woman whos not a slut.

BWwwwwhahhahahahahahahhahahahahh!

 

[alien amp pharm]

BWwwwwhahhahahahahahahhahahahahh!

good point.

 

[slat1]

My personal favorite is when they walk up to you and say "Hi, I'm "bla bla bla" I want to have sex with you. I get off work at 2am. Give me your number"
Vegas is good for that.
All the girls that work out there only see old guys who gamble... or fat guys... or bald guys.
If you have any game you can smash serious crotch when you are in Vegas.