Stps to take for 50/50 custody

[PICK3]

Glad

When are you going to find out if you sired this Satan spawn?

 

[shirlene29]

no i cant breastfeed but she can fuckin put that shit in bottles and give them to me every other week

Ill take infant classes if that will make me look better and get me more prepared. Thats bullshit that she is a betterp arent, no job, no college, shes on welfare, and shes been goin to the bar every week!!! fuck this bullshit

right...and you've looked into this enough to know that for the first month minimum the baby gets no bottles right? some would argue not even a pacifier

no job= 100% time with the baby
you're saying..well I've got it covered..my parents will babysit (which btw never works out long term) which isn't the same as you taking care of a kid
no college...I mean, did you graduate? what degree do you have that you're putting to meaningful use?

you look into a four door car yet? car seat safety ratings?
child education trust?
you know what a waiting list generally looks like for preschool?
you consider cord blood banking? know what to put on a diaper rash? aware that some babies are allergic to some brands of diapers?? tylenol v motrin for fevers???
hell...health insurance for the baby????

tuition at some of the schools I posted in another thread costs more than you make in a year

the only way you're gaining custody is if she's a fuck up to the kid...not just at life...thank you for playing
the only way youre getting shared custody is if she agrees to it

 

[lartinos]

Seems really unlikely Glad. You are in for a real shitstorm with this one. You will love your child and hopefully it helps you mature more quickly.

 

[shirlene29]

get you some of this
post the results for EF lolz

DNA Testing Services from the World Leader in Paternity Testing

 

[DannoMight]

50/50 custody is basically out of the equasion for you. on the bright side of CS payments they will go by a % of what you make to determine what you pay.

like shirl said the mom has to be a real fuckup to lose custody. the ball is in her court as of now. the mom would have to be caught red handed with drugs or fail several drug tests to lose custody.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Glad

When are you going to find out if you sired this Satan spawn?

April 2nd

right...and you've looked into this enough to know that for the first month minimum the baby gets no bottles right? some would argue not even a pacifier


no job= 100% time with the baby

you're saying..well I've got it covered..my parents will babysit (which btw never works out long term) which isn't the same as you taking care of a kid
no college...I mean, did you graduate? what degree do you have that you're putting to meaningful use?

you look into a four door car yet? car seat safety ratings?
child education trust?
you know what a waiting list generally looks like for preschool?
you consider cord blood banking? know what to put on a diaper rash? aware that some babies are allergic to some brands of diapers?? tylenol v motrin for fevers???
hell...health insurance for the baby????

tuition at some of the schools I posted in another thread costs more than you make in a year

the only way you're gaining custody is if she's a fuck up to the kid...not just at life...thank you for playing
the only way youre getting shared custody is if she agrees to it

ok well i wouldnt expect to have him the first month or even 3-6 months. Not having a job equals more time with the baby? where does the income come from then to support him?

I am a semester away from getting an AA. I havent looked into a 4 door car but I should you are right. But maybe the judge will see that I have put time into all this instead of going to court unprepared..i WILL have a child education trust but how am i supposed to do all this when i dont even know its mine yet lol the judge has got to look at that too. Its not my fault i dont know if im the father, its her fault. lol u make it seem like pre school is like going to grad school or something, im sure my kid can get into pre school no problem. idk what cord blood banking is i should check it out, and rashes/baby info i will get it all researched in the next 10 weeks!

I have health insurance through chili's.

maybe shell just have to agree to it....damnit

Seems really unlikely Glad. You are in for a real shitstorm with this one. You will love your child and hopefully it helps you mature more quickly.

Thanks bro, this shit sucks for real. I jus hope theres a small chance that I can get 50/50. I dont want my kid growing up with her more than he has to anyway. You think it would benefit me in court to say that she cheated, is going to bars while she is pregnant, and isnt making car payments? and hasnt had a job in a year?

50/50 custody is basically out of the equasion for you. on the bright side of CS payments they will go by a % of what you make to determine what you pay.

like shirl said the mom has to be a real fuckup to lose custody. the ball is in her court as of now. the mom would have to be caught red handed with drugs or fail several drug tests to lose custody.

maybe ill roofie her or put some coke in her drink and then drug test her

 

[ortiz34]

You're dreaming man

 

[ortiz34]

right...and you've looked into this enough to know that for the first month minimum the baby gets no bottles right? some would argue not even a pacifier

lol@ that theory

you're saying..well I've got it covered..my parents will babysit (which btw never works out long term) which isn't the same as you taking care of a kid

that's a ridiculous statement

you know what a waiting list generally looks like for preschool?

We're talking about a newborn, not a 3y/o

you consider cord blood banking?

WTF does that have to do with custody!!!!!!!!!

tuition at some of the schools I posted in another thread costs more than you make in a year

lol@ bringing up college costs in a custody dispute for a newborn

 

[billfred]

no i cant breastfeed but she can fuckin put that shit in bottles and give them to me every other week

Ill take infant classes if that will make me look better and get me more prepared. Thats bullshit that she is a betterp arent, no job, no college, shes on welfare, and shes been goin to the bar every week!!! fuck this bullshit

Further proof that Idiocracy is going to end up being a historical documentary like Nostradomas or something extremely prophatic.

 

[calveless wonder]

why april 2nd? is that when the kid is gonna be born?????

no way to get that shit faster?

i would figure out a way to get that shit asap. if it's not yours, you won't have to think about any of this shit.