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Stilleto....

I'm gonna eat a banana
 
HumanTarget said:
i usually lallygag about and eat bread & ice water till i'm full, then leave without ordering...
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here's a tip:
when you order water, ask for extra lemons. a LOT of extra lemon. bring a container with you in your manpurse, and when nobody is looking, pour all your glasses of water into your container, squeeze in the lemons, then use the sugar they so conveniently leave on the table for you.

now, you've gotten your fill of bread and butter, and have lemonaid to drink for the rest of the day! pure genius, i know.
 
stilleto said:
here's a tip:
when you order water, ask for extra lemons. a LOT of extra lemon. bring a container with you in your manpurse, and when nobody is looking, pour all your glasses of water into your container, squeeze in the lemons, then use the sugar they so conveniently leave on the table for you.

now, you've gotten your fill of bread and butter, and have lemonaid to drink for the rest of the day! pure genius, i know.
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i own no such thing as a manpurse. i own nothing with straps. i own nary a pouch, either. but i do have an anus. who wants gum?
 
HumanTarget said:
i own no such thing as a manpurse. i own nothing with straps. i own nary a pouch, either. but i do have an anus. who wants gum?
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is it large enough to hold tupperware?

How was your lunch?
 
stilleto said:
is it large enough to hold tupperware?

How was your lunch?
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it fucking sucked. i had a ham & swiss from TH. and then i had some goofball sit down and proceed to gross me out with tales of drooling-hemorrhoids & unreturned love. i need to move my desk.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
That is one of my favorite places to eat! Their margaritas are awesome here too! YUMMY :p
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i always pretend to get sick or put a roach in the food so i don't have to pay...
 
HumanTarget said:
will you keep my bag of live roaches in your purse? it tickles when i crotch them...
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that really makes me sick... LOL

Roaches terrify me
 
HumanTarget said:
wtf? you can pay for mine....
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before I even had a roach within 10' of me... I'd sure pay for your lunch.

blech, they give me the jeebes
 
HumanTarget said:
it fucking sucked. i had a ham & swiss from TH. and then i had some goofball sit down and proceed to gross me out with tales of drooling-hemorrhoids & unreturned love. i need to move my desk.
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ewww. learn to fart on command.



works every time. so i hear.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Sure as long as they are in a sealed container. I would not want them chewing my gum
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roaches can live on soap and glue. truly the hardest-core of all of Gods creatures.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
You can even cook them in a microwave and they don't die!
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I don't want to know how you know this... and I refuse to ever eat at your house again.

:worried:
 
Frisky said:
I don't want to know how you know this... and I refuse to ever eat at your house again.

:worried:
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i ferget y'all are kinfolk. i need to get down there and deposit some of my DNA, improve the neighborhood a bit....
 
HumanTarget said:
i ferget y'all are kinfolk. i need to get down there and deposit some of my DNA, improve the neighborhood a bit....
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I don't believe we have sperm banks here... but my dog is in heat
 
HumanTarget said:
i ferget y'all are kinfolk. i need to get down there and deposit some of my DNA, improve the neighborhood a bit....
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lol

What kind of improvements could you make? Wha cha got to offer?
 
seriously, one of my best memories of my ex was when we were at Olive Garden. we were waiting on our order and eating bread sticks, talkin' & the dizzy-ass waitress bops on over and asks "is everything, ok?" Ex says "it's just bread." i just thought that was :lmao: funny as all hell. waitress kinda retracts and walks away, a bit deflated.
 
mmmmmmmmmmm...olive garden. I love their salad dressing. I have a rip-off recipe for that if anyone wants it. =-)
 
HeatherRae said:
mmmmmmmmmmm...olive garden. I love their salad dressing. I have a rip-off recipe for that if anyone wants it. =-)
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YES YES YES

pm me :p
 
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