steroids to blame for eliott spitzer's romp with a call girl

[chazk]

Anabolic Steroids Caused Governor Spitzer to Seek Prostitute
Posted on 14:40 March 17th, 2008 by Millard Baker

Anabolic steroids have been linked to Governor Eliott Spitzer. Steroid Nation reports that steroids caused (former) Gov. Spitzer to seek the services of new millionaire escort Kristen aka Ashley Alexander Dupree.

Once again, Roger Clemens and the Congressional Hearing bring the man down. Spitzer was testifying about ‘bonds’ (read ‘Bonds). Governor Spitzer became so distraught that he contracted with a ‘relaxation service’ known as the ‘Emperor’s Club’… The important thing was that as a Yankee fan, Eliot Spitzer became all stressed out about Roger Clemens’s steroids hearings performance. Further, the Governor testified about ‘bonds’. That stress led directly to Spitzer’s ‘relaxation therapy’ session with the ‘Emperor’s Club’ later than night.

Of course, this is clearly intended as a joke! Unfortunately, tenuous causal relationships between anabolic steroids and other side effects are often taken seriously.

We are still waiting for the media to find a link between anabolic steroids and the huge financial crisis involving Bear Stearns.

 

[searay]

Anabolic Steroids Caused Governor Spitzer to Seek Prostitute
Posted on 14:40 March 17th, 2008 by Millard Baker

Anabolic steroids have been linked to Governor Eliott Spitzer. Steroid Nation reports that steroids caused (former) Gov. Spitzer to seek the services of new millionaire escort Kristen aka Ashley Alexander Dupree.

Once again, Roger Clemens and the Congressional Hearing bring the man down. Spitzer was testifying about ‘bonds’ (read ‘Bonds). Governor Spitzer became so distraught that he contracted with a ‘relaxation service’ known as the ‘Emperor’s Club’… The important thing was that as a Yankee fan, Eliot Spitzer became all stressed out about Roger Clemens’s steroids hearings performance. Further, the Governor testified about ‘bonds’. That stress led directly to Spitzer’s ‘relaxation therapy’ session with the ‘Emperor’s Club’ later than night.

Of course, this is clearly intended as a joke! Unfortunately, tenuous causal relationships between anabolic steroids and other side effects are often taken seriously.

We are still waiting for the media to find a link between anabolic steroids and the huge financial crisis involving Bear Stearns.

I KNEW STEROIDS HAD TO BE THE REASON FOR SUCH IMORAL BEHAVIOR.....I MEAN WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE ???

 

[bigdofba]

As more and more info comes out about the drugs, the more we learn about their terrible side effects. Now we have learned that it cause a man to cheat on his wife....

 

[eddymerckx]

spitzer is just a huge dude--knew he had to be on gear.....what is he 150 soaking wet?

 

[02gixxersix]

Lol I actually believed it was true for the first few lines. It wouldn't surprise me one bit. You know they said that chick stands to make 5 million and they are naming a vodka after here and making her the spokesperson or some shit. That's awesome if you ask me.

 

[sixxstix]

I heard she only gave him massages. With his size musta been deca dick

 

[Stryker1992]

spitzer is just a huge dude--knew he had to be on gear.....what is he 150 soaking wet?

Exactly...but he does have male pattern baldness. what a fucking douche bag the guy is. I mean if you are going to get some pussy on the side be fucking smart about it...pay cash...use a pseudoname, go in the back door. what a fucking retard! Calls, texts...jesus christ man!

 

[jumpmaster82]

aas are the reason for every bad thing that has ever happened in America. Columbine, the Kennedy assassination, 9/11. Its all because of steroids.

 

[MichaelScott]

get the f..out of here bow they are blaming spitzer on aas, wtf