Stereotypes

[JayC9]

1. A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image.
2. One that is regarded as embodying or conforming to a set image or type.

White American – ignorant, dumb, overweight, loud, religious, patriotic, untraveled.

 

[JayC9]

German – goosestepper, efficient, stickler, impersonal, nazi, odor de sausage, big hairy women.

 

[Spanky11]

German – goosestepper, efficient, stickler, impersonal, nazi, odor de sausage, big hairy women.

they are mostly true.

also zee germans do like to run out and dump their towels on the sun beds by the pool at holiday resorts before breakfast.

I was in italy last week and they all did it.

made me laugh.

so to fuck with them, my wife and i removed their towels and lay their until they came over and started yelling at us (in german, no less). we just feigned innocence.

 

[JayC9]

they are mostly true.

also zee germans do like to run out and dump their towels on the sun beds by the pool at holiday resorts before breakfast.

I was in italy last week and they all did it.

made me laugh.

so to fuck with them, my wife and i removed their towels and lay their until they came over and started yelling at us (in german, no less). we just feigned innocence.

Lol, those pool nazis still up to their old tricks. When I was a kid I remember the Germans placing their towels out on the sun loungers the night before. My brother and I would throw them all in the pool while the adults were pissing it up. Used to work with a bunch of German contractors years back, nice guys but I had to teach them to say please and thank you and you couldn't talk about anything personal, that was a definite faux pas.

That's the thing people don't realize about stereotypes is that they haven't come about by accident overnight. It takes years to build up a solid stereotype and therefore they're a step to understanding other people. I didn't realize that the Brits were thought of as having bad dental work. How can that be when they get it free on the NHS? I started looking at all the mouths of the Brits I meet and you know what, it's true.

 

[Lestat]

what the hell is a goosestepper?

 

[JayC9]

what the hell is a goosestepper?

Hold your finger under your nose the other out in front of you and march by extending one leg right out at 90 degrees and falling onto it. repeat

 

[Lestat]

Hold your finger under your nose the other out in front of you and march by extending one leg right out at 90 degrees and falling onto it. repeat

maybe we can get pintoca to demonstrate

 

[JayC9]

maybe we can get pintoca to demonstrate

I thought he was Mexican?

 

[UA_Iron]

maybe we can get pintoca to demonstrate

agreed.

 

[JayC9]

British – Bad teeth, terrible food, hooligans (north), reserved (south), easy women (all over), stiff upper lip, like to talk about the weather.

 

[Lestat]

I thought he was Mexican?

he's a German. Crazy.

 

[Spartacus]

German – goosestepper, efficient, stickler, impersonal, nazi, odor de sausage, big hairy women.

beer

 

[Spartacus]

I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town
You ought to be glad that I let you cum
The only kind of gas I ever use is premium
As we were driving to our destination on a quest
She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?"
Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and layed back
As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac