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epimetheus
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Found this while pricing squat racks online, thought it was hilarious so I figured I would post it.
[ tune of "Pinball Wizard" ]
Ever since I was a mullet
I worked out down at Gold's Gym
Curlin' in the squat rack
Somehow I still stayed slim
Ain't seen nothin' like him
Any place I've been
That big, fat rude guy
Squats about six-ten.
He's a squat rack wizard
He doesn't give a damn
That squat rack wizard
Sho' got some massive hams
How do you think he lifts it?
I don't know
What makes him so huge?
Don't see him on the treadmill
The bikes just make him laugh
Eats tuna, whey and chili
He don't care about no gas
Body fat's no problem,
All he wants is mass
That big, fat rude guy
Sho' got a great big ass!
He's a squat rack wizard
He doesn't give a damn
That squat rack wizard
Sho' got some massive hams.
[ tune of "Pinball Wizard" ]
Ever since I was a mullet
I worked out down at Gold's Gym
Curlin' in the squat rack
Somehow I still stayed slim
Ain't seen nothin' like him
Any place I've been
That big, fat rude guy
Squats about six-ten.
He's a squat rack wizard
He doesn't give a damn
That squat rack wizard
Sho' got some massive hams
How do you think he lifts it?
I don't know
What makes him so huge?
Don't see him on the treadmill
The bikes just make him laugh
Eats tuna, whey and chili
He don't care about no gas
Body fat's no problem,
All he wants is mass
That big, fat rude guy
Sho' got a great big ass!
He's a squat rack wizard
He doesn't give a damn
That squat rack wizard
Sho' got some massive hams.
