Springtime Horniness: The Horror...

[bwood]

i feel the change...

the urge, the morning wood, the increased
interest in heart shaped asses and c-cup boobies...

but at what cost???the potential loss of one's soul to
fulfill the dastardly need to breed???

what horrible price will i pay this year in my hormonally
charged pursuit of previously untapped minge???

what fundamental damage to my psyche will result from
my engaging in the appropriate verbal demagoguery that
is required by the modern female before she will allow me
to do the various esoteric acts of coitus that my increased
libido is demanding???

i can see the depths of my debauchery now...

"why yes, give peace a chance"

"i really liked that will and grace show"

"cats? i love cats, especially when they
shit in the box and head straight for my
bed to get the shit off their paws"

"children are great, especially in movie theatres
and fine restaurants"

"that clinton guy was a fine president"

"american idol and joe millionaire were great shows"

"no!!! i would never look at your sister's ass"

"anal sex??? well if you insist"



all these lies are too painfull, perhaps i
should consider chemical castration...

or whores...there's always whores!!!

sigh...maybe i could become a monk like nathan...

 

[MrMakaveli]

Keep the bitches on their knees and dont let them talk..problems solved.

 

[skaman607]

Bor, I think you're stakked enough to get the bitchs without all that stuff

 

[Nathan]

Yeah, nice try, last I remember you're right on my coattails for not having been laid in a while. I'll get around to it when I feel like it. It's rough though ever since I started sleeping 12-13 hours a day. I'm almost ready to come out of hibernation though. Fuck, I'm way too lazy.