Something's bugging me.

[HiDnGoD]

I've found 3 of these bugs in my house in the past year. I've killed them each time. They are really slow moving and don't even try to get away.
Can anybody help me identify them?
K to the most helpful.

I'll check back ina coupla ours.

 

[Smurfy]

i hope them aint cockroaches

 

[OMEGA]

they are a breed of Cockaroaches

 

[H_T_]

that is an assassin bug. google it. they eat other bugs...

 

[OMEGA]

um no its a Cockaroach

 

[H_T_]

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4TH/KKHP/1INSECTS/assassin.html

 

[MrMuscle]

those are some scary ass bugs!

 

[OMEGA]

they are in the Cockaroach famlify

close to the German Cockoroach

 

[KillahBee]

wtf

 

[OMEGA]

wtf

ftw

 

[H_T_]

assassin bug:
class - Insecta
order - Hemiptera
sub-order - Heteroptera
family - Reduviidae

cockroach:
Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Class: Insecta

Subclass: Pterygota

Infraclass: Neoptera

Superorder: Dictyoptera

Order: Blattodea

 

[OMEGA]

clif notes pl kthxbi

 

[jh1]

they got into your juice stash whatever it is.....

 

[Arabian]

That is a narly looking creature...

 

[manny78]

They'll take your wife and kids and pimp them.

 

[heavy_duty]

ROACH

also gave me the heebeejeebeez

 

[H_T_]

ROACH

also gave me the heebeejeebeez

it's not a roach. roaches don't bite. these things have painful bites. extremely painful, and are able to transmit parasites....fuggin' juicers...

 

[jimi3times]

Use a torch. If shit gets out of hand, thats why you have insurance.

 

[Kano]

lol you guys are dumb there all over ny there stink bugs google it i cant believe nobody knew that lol

 

[mountain muscle]

That pic of the assasin bug has pretty damn big front legs.

The pics of the bug in Hidngod's pics have pretty damn big hind legs.

I think it is an insect.

 

[goblue1997]

lol you guys are dumb there all over ny there stink bugs google it i cant believe nobody knew that lol

totally agree. Get some ultraSc and you'll get rid of all those little critters.

 

[mountain muscle]

lol you guys are dumb there all over ny there stink bugs google it i cant believe nobody knew that lol

Dumb eh?

http://www.ent.iastate.edu/Imagegal/hemiptera/stinkbug/brown_stink_bug_adult.html


Send the picture to here...

http://whatsthatbug.com

I am too busy cussing right now.

 

[H_T_]

lol you guys are dumb there all over ny there stink bugs google it i cant believe nobody knew that lol

you dumbfucks don't read. do you?

 

[mountain muscle]

you dumbfucks don't read. do you?

Apparently you fit right in.

 

[OMEGA]

I think its a CockaRoach

 

[jh1]

I think its a CockaRoach

HOly fuck dood... it ain't a cockaroach... give it up...

 

[OMEGA]

I think its a Cockaroask

 

[HiDnGoD]

I googled the shit out of it.
It's a type of Assassin bug. There are over 3,000 types worldwide & 150 in N. America. The central probiscus & the dote down the sides identify it.

 

[OMEGA]

its a german cockraock

 

[samoth]

lol you guys are dumb there all over ny there stink bugs google it i cant believe nobody knew that lol

They're all over the midwest the last several years. I know them also as 'stink bugs', a slang name taken from a similar (or perhaps same) insect found further down south.

It's totally gotta be global warming. Hell, it's supposed to hit 50 F next week here in Wisconsin. And it's only snowed once this winter.

I shoult totally invest in air conditioner stocks.

 

[samoth]

There are over 3,000 types worldwide & 150 in N. America.

That would explain how I got to know it. Supposedly, the ones from down south -- if I remember my old friends or grandfather correctly -- 'stink' or emit something rather odiferous when killed by squishing.

I haven't tried squishing any in my recent years. Perhaps I'm overdue.

 

[cwc73]

Stink Bug

 

[OMEGA]

I think its a cockaroch

 

[bran987]

I shoult totally invest in air conditioner stocks.

hmmmm

 

[Sub-Zero]

I've found 3 of these bugs in my house in the past year. I've killed them each time. They are really slow moving and don't even try to get away.
Can anybody help me identify them?
K to the most helpful.

I'll check back ina coupla ours.

its a stink bug.

 

[stilleto]

note to self:

don't ever accept a package from hidngod.

 

[Gymgurl]

Its not a roach lol....not sure what they are...we have them up at are cabin....harmless...

 

[Cutiebaby]

omg, them things are nasty..
They obviously are not roaches as they move to slow to be one. I thought roaches ran fast?!
Any ways- It looks as though it could be a stink bug. Try screwing with one to see if it stinks.
IMO- you should get a pest ridder person down and have em bomb your house. They may be totally harmless but damn they are nasty...I would flip out if I saw one of em in my house.

 

[OMEGA]

its a cockaroach I think

 

[silverfish]

It's obviously a rare Peruvian devil bug, probably came up in someones hash stash. Time to clean house, they have 50,000 live babies every 16 days. Too small to see, but still nasty as all hell.

 

[bigmann245]

can you imagine that thing crawling on your face while you slept?????

 

[HiDnGoD]

can you imagine that thing crawling on your face while you slept?????

They come in all different sizes. Apparently there are some in Mexico called the kissing bug. They like to nibble on your eyelids & nose while you sleep. :

 

[Mavafanculo]

Tom Delay's out of work htese days, he used to be an exterminator (lol tooo funny) give him a call

 

[LuluDeren]

Yes, I think they are some form of stink bug. I live in the Black Hills and this past year we've had an infestation of them. They seem to be at home in Ponderosa Pine Trees. I spray them off the side of the house them step on them...they're pretty slow moving yet they can fly for sprints of short distances. Nasty all around, but I'll take them over a swarm of Japanese ladybugs, anyday.

 

[digimon7068]

that is an assassin bug. google it. they eat other bugs...

i say stink bug http://www.insects.org/entophiles/hemiptera/hemi_008.html same family. . .different bug. . .

 

[HiDnGoD]

i say stink bug http://www.insects.org/entophiles/hemiptera/hemi_008.html same family. . .different bug. . .

Same family as Assassin bug. I've squishshshshshshshshsheded all 3. Made a nice crunchy sound as the exoskeleton was collapsing under the tremendous pressure of my sausage fingers. No smell at all, from the gooey cream leaking from the tissue, or the shattered limbs.

 

[bigmann245]

Same family as Assassin bug. I've squishshshshshshshshsheded all 3. Made a nice crunchy saound as the exoskeleton was collapsing under the tremendous pressure of my sausage fingers. No smell at all, from the gooey cream leaking from the tissue, or the shattered limbs.

great visual references...

 

[samoth]

Same family as Assassin bug. I've squishshshshshshshshsheded all 3. Made a nice crunchy saound as the exoskeleton was collapsing under the tremendous pressure of my sausage fingers. No smell at all, from the gooey cream leaking from the tissue, or the shattered limbs.

Post of the week!

 

[radarstoy]

If I saw any of those bugs, I'd be standing on the table screaming..damn they are all disgusting! ick, yuck, creepy..

Peace