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RADAR
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1. What is Cuba's national anthem?
"Row,Row Row your boat..."
2. Where does an Irish family vacation?
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
4. What do you call it when an Italian has 1 arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
5. What does it mean when the Post Ofice flag is at half-staff?
They're going to be hiring.
6. Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they aren't going to be working in the future, either.
7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under his arm?
A pimp.
8. Why do driver's education classes in redneck schools only use the car on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because the sex education classes use it Tuesdays and Thursdays.
9. What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
A southern zoo includes a recipe along with the description on the front
of the cage.
10. How do you get a sweet little 80 year old woman to say the "F" word?
Have another little 80 year old woman yell "bingo".
11. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy
tale?
A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "You ain't gonna believe this shit..."
12. Times have changed. Years ago 100 white men chasing 1 black men
meant the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's the PGA tour!
13. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
Because no one is tall enough to go on the good rides.
RADAR
"Row,Row Row your boat..."
2. Where does an Irish family vacation?
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
4. What do you call it when an Italian has 1 arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
5. What does it mean when the Post Ofice flag is at half-staff?
They're going to be hiring.
6. Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they aren't going to be working in the future, either.
7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under his arm?
A pimp.
8. Why do driver's education classes in redneck schools only use the car on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because the sex education classes use it Tuesdays and Thursdays.
9. What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
A southern zoo includes a recipe along with the description on the front
of the cage.
10. How do you get a sweet little 80 year old woman to say the "F" word?
Have another little 80 year old woman yell "bingo".
11. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy
tale?
A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "You ain't gonna believe this shit..."
12. Times have changed. Years ago 100 white men chasing 1 black men
meant the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's the PGA tour!
13. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
Because no one is tall enough to go on the good rides.
RADAR
