Something about you EF chicks that i cant fucking stand...

[Lestat]

Ladies, girlfriends *high five*....from now on....I will greet you with:

"where my ho(s) at?"
"sup bitch?"
"how the effin hell are ya skank"


Should I come up with anything more abrasive, i'll send out a memo.


Just a forewarn. I'd hate to come off as genuine or something.

much better...

there is nothing wrong with saying what's up to your homies... its the complete lack of sincerity that is lame.

 

[KillahBee]

Q)whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine???

A) when you dump a load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks.

one of my all time favorites. I am pretty sure my father used this in his birds and the bees speech to me as a youngster

 

[H_T_]

one of my all time favorites. I am pretty sure my father used this in his birds and the bees speech to me as a youngster

they should have father/son days at Titty bars. they would learn that 90% of women problems can be solved by throwing a handful of singles at them.

 

[H_T_]

damn, the two minutes hate over already??

 

[H_T_]

Q) why do women have boobs?

A) so men have something to look at when we talk to them.

 

[H_T_]

Q) what's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A) a woman who won't do what shes told.

 

[H_T_]

Q) how many men does it take to open a beer?

A) none. it should be opened by the time she brings it.

 

[nutsnack]

great post.. STICKY!

 

[H_T_]

Q) how do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

A) she's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

 

[H_T_]

bump for the love of hate.