Someone please help me, I have a drinking problem.......

[rsnoble]

And the problme is bitch#1 specifically asked me not to get trashed before we have sex tommorow night. How am I suppose to work up the nerve to beach this whale?

My only remedy (other than snorting coke) is to just do it, and see bitch #2 on several more than ordinary occasions this coming week to get it out of my mind.

Apparently bitch #1 made this request because last week I supposedly passed out on top of her and drooled profusely in her left ear. She said she was gasping for air and out of breath by the time she got me off the top of her. Heh wait the hell I had a good time.

 

[HANSEL]

drink and then do some coke before you commence lovin and you wont seem like you have had too many beers.

 

[gmanlax7]

fuck it bro , get shitfaced
and remember that if you drink yourself into a case of whiskey dick she can always sit on your fingers

 

[kronk]

Smoke Weed, it doesn't eat up your muscles, its fat free and it makes movies more fun to watch. LOL

 

[rsnoble]

Smoke Weed, it doesn't eat up your muscles, its fat free and it makes movies more fun to watch. LOL

are you sure? most the guys i know that smoke pot got bugged out eyes and skinny biceps.

 

[rsnoble]

Jesus, so much for the compassion. Oops, I forgot I was amongst a large group of conservatives........


"Well I've been in the city for thirty years and I've never once regretted being a nasty, greedy, cold-hearted, avaricious, money-grubber.............Conservative." Dick Cheney, 1994.

Look it up.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Here you go Hillbilly Bitch rsnoble! Watch these drunk and you will get sober!

HILLBILLY ONE!

HILLBILLY TWO!

 

[flexygrl]

You know what's funny?

Did you ever see the movie Airplane. WEll it's on now. Member the part when the guy says he has a drinking problem. Well he said it just as I was reading your thread.

 

[oubeta]

Coke and a few beers = Jon Holmes
Fuck all night til she can't walk

 

[SuperShredder]

get shitfaced bro its all fun

i wouldnt smoke weed tho shit i have a hard time getting a hard on after smokinh weed and it makes me peranoid.

so go drink!

 

[Sundance]

And the problme is bitch#1 specifically asked me not to get trashed before we have sex tommorow night. How am I suppose to work up the nerve to beach this whale?

My only remedy (other than snorting coke) is to just do it, and see bitch #2 on several more than ordinary occasions this coming week to get it out of my mind.

Apparently bitch #1 made this request because last week I supposedly passed out on top of her and drooled profusely in her left ear. She said she was gasping for air and out of breath by the time she got me off the top of her. Heh wait the hell I had a good time.

keep drinking and you will be as fucked as you can be...On a side note ,alcoholics are so pathetic and I have no sympathy at all for their"problem".... I used to drink a lot and to make an ass out of me many times, but I managed to just stop and start living a worthy life...

 

[rsnoble]

get shitfaced bro its all fun

i wouldnt smoke weed tho shit i have a hard time getting a hard on after smokinh weed and it makes me peranoid.

so go drink!

for some reason smokin pot makes me real paranoid also. Of course with jail time attached to it this is logical. I go over to my freinds house every week at the same time on the same day and he's always peeping through the shades and shit. I don't do it, but I dont have a problem with it.

 

[CASS]

i love drinking - my only problems is i can't drink enough of it or the closing time comes while im warming up!

 

[casavant]

You know what's funny?

Did you ever see the movie Airplane. WEll it's on now. Member the part when the guy says he has a drinking problem. Well he said it just as I was reading your thread.

You know that part where the pilot says "Well, it looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!", and then pops a handful? That's me....right now. Except for I'm going to be bouncing instead of flying an airplane.

 

[flexygrl]

Casavant,

I'm bouncing too! Hydroxycut EF. I've been on it for a week already and I still have the jitters.

 

[biteme]

I don't like drinking, but damnit I can't have any fun when I go out on the town if I don't have at least 3 drinks. I'm on vacation so I suspect that I'm gonna be drinking a lot more than I usually do.

 

[casavant]

Casavant,

I'm bouncing too! Hydroxycut EF. I've been on it for a week already and I still have the jitters.

I'm taking these neat little pills that are a mixture of dextro-amphetamine saccharate, dextro-amphetamine sulfate, amphetamine aspartate, and amphetamine sulfate. They're a schedule II narcotic though, so you can't really find them at GNC. Nothing like an amphetamine cocktail to keep you lifted though.

 

[casavant]

Uuuuh....yeah.

 

[rnch]

in a situation like yours..............

captain morgan, viagra and the light out has yet to fail me...i DO have a vivid imagination!!!!!!!

 

[gmanlax7]

go to AA 3 times a week
it worked for me
now i just get blunted daily and my blackouts are far less often, although just as brutal

had 2 beers today and was tempted to go nuts in the least, which is a good sign

 

[KAYNE]

GO FUCK A MIDGET........THAT IS THE ONLY ANSWER.

 

[rsnoble]

GO FUCK A MIDGET........THAT IS THE ONLY ANSWER.

Funny, I just seen one last night at the bar. Some little girl was playing with a small baby on the floor next to my bar stool. She stood up and bent over and I was like Jesus, nice ass for little girl and immediately looked away not wanting anyone to see me staring. Then I heard her say something and I turned back around and here was this 3'5" woman with big boobs and a fucked up mouth and turned up noise holding this baby right next to me, says hi and walks off. Gross. Nice ass though.

 

[rsnoble]

thank god I live next to the missouri border, Kansas dont sell on sundays!

 

[CASS]

i love going to the pub, i go a least 2 or 3 days a week when im working but i'v ebeen off now for 2 mouths so i've been going 5 days a week. love it

 

[HANSEL]

Funny, I just seen one last night at the bar. Some little girl was playing with a small baby on the floor next to my bar stool. She stood up and bent over and I was like Jesus, nice ass for little girl and immediately looked away not wanting anyone to see me staring. Then I heard her say something and I turned back around and here was this 3'5" woman with big boobs and a fucked up mouth and turned up noise holding this baby right next to me, says hi and walks off. Gross. Nice ass though.

LOL Awesome story bro

 

[casavant]

thank god I live next to the missouri border, Kansas dont sell on sundays!

LOL. Same thing here, except for I'm just 50 miles inside the Arkansas line. I've been on many the Sunday beer run to the Missouri liquor stores. The parking lots are always chalk full of out-of-state tags.

 

[rsnoble]

i love going to the pub, i go a least 2 or 3 days a week when im working but i'v ebeen off now for 2 mouths so i've been going 5 days a week. love it

I've been off for 2 months also. I work construction and have only been off 4 weeks in the last 10 years. This is the worse ive ever seen. Before I got laid off I was building some custom equipment and making some good money at it (id prefer not to elaborate on it) and thought I would have that to fall back on. Of course now the economy sucks ass and no one wants to shell out the bucks for the stuff and im sures the hell not working for free. So I been picking up stuff here and there, sold close to $800.00 worth of shit on ebay, made a couple hoists, and a yard art thingy for one of the neighbors. It is very sporadic though. According to the reports, a lot of us could be out of work till next year at least. If the economy starts swinging and I can start selling shit like I was no problem. If not, thats what lawyers are for. Im not qualified to make 50-65k doing anything else, and im not working a substandard job to profit $15.00 per week. Fuck it, bankruptcy here I come. I don't prefer that route, but if things dont pick up thats where im heading.

 

[beefybull]

thank god I live next to the missouri border, Kansas dont sell on sundays!

I've heard they might be voting to make it 7 days a week!

Me, you, and Project should get together down on Prospect in KC and have an "EF Street Craps" meet-up. LOL.