some ol' racist jokes. you dont' like 'em or heard 'em before, I dont care

[scriptfactory]

Why was whiskey created?

So the Irish wouldn't rule the world.

Well, I don't know if the Irish have the mental capacity to take over U.K., let alone the world...

 

[Tiervexx]

What the fuck do you think you're talking about, TierveNugga?

I was being phocecious with AAP......glad you took it literal.

It went right over your head.....



DIV

I don't know you at all so how the hell was I supposed to know? After reading curling's posts I am willing to believe that anyone could be that stupid.

A joking tone of voice does not go through the internet so you got to use smilies

 

[UA_Iron]

I told this one on another thread:

Why do black people have nightmares?















cause we shot the only one with a dream.

 

[Sub-Zero]

theres a black guy, a mexican, and a white guy, and they are walking along and they find a pot.

they rub it and a genie comes out and is willing to grant each of them a wish.

the mexican wishes for all his people in america to be free and happy in mexico.

the black guys turn and he wishes for all the fellow african americans to be free and happy back in mother africa.

well its the white guys turn, and the genie says hell grant his wish.
the white guy goes "so wait a second, all the mexicans and black guys are out of america" to which the genie replies "yes".

so the white guy goes "ill just have a coke"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I told this one on another thread:

Why do black people have nightmares?

cause we shot the only one with a dream.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I've heard people say the same about gays, also.......

Ironic, eh?





DIV

touche.

nice

 

[PICK3]

Q: What do you call a Mexican that can swim?
A: A Texan

 

[Sub-Zero]

I told this one on another thread:

Why do black people have nightmares?








cause we shot the only one with a dream.

rofl these area ll so good

 

[PICK3]

I want to hear some jokes that people tell about white people

Q: What's 12 inches and white
A: nothing

 

[PICK3]

Re: some ol' racist jokes. you don't' like 'em or heard 'em before, I don't care

There won't be any domestic violence if


they just listen the first time.

lol!

I man and his wife are in a horse drawn carriage.

The man tells the horse, "go one" ... the horse doesn't move.
He says, "go two" still the horse doesn't move.
He says "go three" the horse doesn't move.

He pulls out his 45 and shoots the horse in the head and kills it. The wife in shock says, "that pretty harsh isn't it"?

The man says, "shut up, one".