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Software problem please help!!!

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Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fianc饠1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however my I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no helpfiles and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2004, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2004 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Any Ideas??
 
Yeah, give a credit line to the guy who wrote this. He deserves it.
 
digger said:
Yeah, give a credit line to the guy who wrote this. He deserves it.
Did you right this back in what? 88?
 
Dude I never claimed to write it, but it is freaking hilarious - posting it like it is a question I think makes it even funnier...

was it Nathan H. inquires? I did not get that the post started out like that...
 
Try running emergency override program Single 6.0, it clears all other files but has tendency to continually test out girlfriend 1.0 and 1.2, then also adds whiskey1.0 which is attached to shots 1.3 which results in vomiting1.2 and wake up with fatties 2.1.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
K For Scots
 
they have a sun up there too?
 
Becoming said:
they have a sun up there too?

Fuck it's like 95 here today, know it's not as hot as Phoenix but we are also a mile closer to the big furnace. And I was working next to a metal garage door in the corner of our buildings back driveway. I am sunburned somthing fierce and can't drink water fast enough to keep up with my profuse sweating (ladies who likes me now).

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
its only like 110 here... it is actually pretty cool and there are some clouds way up high....
 
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