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Social Etiquette?

Is it just yall too? or more people?


Take food from his plate.
 
ceo said:
can't you politely decline the invite?
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No I really like everyone else that's going to be there, they're like a second family to me. Plus we made the reservations weeks ago and I just found out yesterday that he's going to be there.

Sugartits- The above answers part one. Part two, not sure where's he's been so don't want any disease that may be carried.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
What's the etiquette for having to sit at a dinner table with someone who's face you want to pound in but can't?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Just do it I always say. Try to provoke then into taking the first shot then pound there ass.
 
BIGBUCK$ said:
Just be mature and professional about it and get it over with
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Yeah I know that, I was hoping to get more funny responses so I can mull them over during the event and laugh to myself.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
The proper etiquette is as follows:

Accept dinner invite

Ingore person with face in need of pounding

Follow above said person to bathroom and carry out required face pounding

Return to table as before
 
billfred said:
The proper etiquette is as follows:

Accept dinner invite

Ingore person with face in need of pounding

Follow above said person to bathroom and carry out required face pounding

Return to table as before
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This would be awesome. And trust me the thought has crossed my mind before.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
billfred said:
oh and remember your bread plate is on the left and your drink is on the right
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It's a good thing it's a Scottish celebration because I can never remember which one the crab fork is.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
It's a good thing it's a Scottish celebration because I can never remember which one the crab fork is.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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If it's a Scottish celebration then isn't a good fight just part of the appetizer course?
 
Stoßtruppe said:
Discretely pour laxatives in their drink / food.
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BWAHAHAHAHA classic.

Of course I'm a little big to do anything discretely, but I could pay a proxy. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
What's the etiquette for having to sit at a dinner table with someone who's face you want to pound in but can't?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Drink a lot.

Then tell them you would like nothing more than to pound his face in.

Enjoy your dinner and the expression on his face.

Make him pay the tab.
 
mountain muscle said:
Drink a lot.

Then tell them you would like nothing more than to pound his face in.

Enjoy your dinner and the expression on his face.

Make him pay the tab.
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I quit drinking remember?

And sadly I actually do know the whole dinner fork arrangement. :Chef:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Wear a shirt that says "Dickhead" on it with an arrow pointing to the side, then sit beside him at the diner table.
 
Scotsman said:
I quit drinking remember?

And sadly I actually do know the whole dinner fork arrangement. :Chef:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You quitter.

Since you quit, I have to imbibe your share now damnit.

Does that also mean you quit wearing skirts? Being sober must make them less attractive.

Yes, I know the settings too. WTF? We just lost oft points I think.
 
I can't believe there are no ATW pics in this thread yet.

Have a pose down with him and flex all your wonderful muscles.
 
mountain muscle said:
You quitter.

Since you quit, I have to imbibe your share now damnit.

Does that also mean you quit wearing skirts? Being sober must make them less attractive.

Yes, I know the settings too. WTF? We just lost oft points I think.
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Still wear the kilt, will have it on for the dinner actually.

Hey as long as we don't tell the other OFT we should be fine.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Either don't go or go and give a polite hello and goodbye and ignore their existence the remaining time.
 
velvett said:
Either don't go or go and give a polite hello and goodbye and ignore their existence the remaining time.
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Damnit woman I want funny responses.

Although the above is exactly how I will handle it.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
blueta2 said:
I can't believe there are no ATW pics in this thread yet.

Have a pose down with him and flex all your wonderful muscles.
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LOL, Wouldn't do any good I never open any of those pics.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Damnit woman I want funny responses.

Although the above is exactly how I will handle it.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I could also just sit across from you and introduce you to my stocking footsies.

























Hey, at least you'd be smiling over dinner.
 
if he wronged you in anyway and you still arnt over it, it makes YOU a bitch to fake nice.

if people find out your pissed but pretended not to be, it makes you a pussy in other peoples eyes whether its fair or not.

i say dont be overly dick to him, but definately dont be nice. let him know with stern cold actions that if he does anything even remotely off the line of complete respect, you will realign his spinal column.

or just spit in his face.
 
SublimeZM said:
if he wronged you in anyway and you still arnt over it, it makes YOU a bitch to fake nice.

if people find out your pissed but pretended not to be, it makes you a pussy in other peoples eyes whether its fair or not.

i say dont be overly dick to him, but definately dont be nice. let him know with stern cold actions that if he does anything even remotely off the line of complete respect, you will realign his spinal column.

or just spit in his face.
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He hasn't wronged me, I just really don't like him. Trust me if he had I already would have pummeled him. I'm not fake nice to anyone I just act cordial and ignore them for the most part.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
blueta2 said:
really? His pics are hilarious!
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Well I hate cats so the pics annoy me. I opened a couple when he first came here and now just try to ignore him as best as I can.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
If you promise me free drinks/ dinner, I will come and pummel him for you.
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I'm not taking you out on a date no matter how hard you beg. :rolleyes:

Besides I don't think you'd enjoy sitting through Haggis, Bagpipes, and Scottish Poetry.

It's the Robert Burns Night celebration.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Make sure you sit next to him.

Stretch your arms out during a fake yawn, then sneeze an accidentally grab the back of his head and bounce it off of the table.

This can be repeated throughout the dinner.

Allergies are a bitch sometimes.
 
good call. i agree on sitting next to him.

youre a big dude, so just let your legs fall to the sides and all up oin his space and stretch out your awsome lats periodically throughout dinnefr
 
Meh, I'd rather sit at the other end of the table and engage in meaningful conversation with the other people.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Meh, I'd rather sit at the other end of the table and engage in meaningful conversation with the other people.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You're getting soft...

When you sit next to him, hike your skirt up too so your junk can breath and get really close to him. Scratch yourself throughout the night then pat him on the back, neck etc. with the offending hand.
 
Everytime you get bored, but an absent look on your face and let your eyes lock onto his balls/groin area. It makes people really uncomfortable. If he says anything, deny it.

I had a buddy that used this technique everytime he was interviewed by police. he was a funny bastard :D

(but belongs in jail. hopefully hes died or something)
 
mountain muscle said:
You're getting soft...

When you sit next to him, hike your skirt up too so your junk can breath and get really close to him. Scratch yourself throughout the night then pat him on the back, neck etc. with the offending hand.
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Naw not getting soft just realizing that violence isn't the answer for everything, just most things.

Like I said I'll just sit at the other end of the table and ignore the douschenozzle.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
GoldenDelicious said:
Everytime you get bored, but an absent look on your face and let your eyes lock onto his balls/groin area. It makes people really uncomfortable. If he says anything, deny it.

I had a buddy that used this technique everytime he was interviewed by police. he was a funny bastard :D

(but belongs in jail. hopefully hes died or something)
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Thanks but I don't want people to think I'm some deranged meat gazer.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
You're getting soft...

When you sit next to him, hike your skirt up too so your junk can breath and get really close to him. Scratch yourself throughout the night then pat him on the back, neck etc. with the offending hand.
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haha
 
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