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Lesson 1: How to Deal with Running into your Crush
If you happen to encounter your crush out in public, and they are the sort that has chosen not to reciprocate, you may want to try being particularly rude to them. This provides an excellent chance for you to knock them off of their high horse and let them know that they too are insignificant.
Feel free to make obscene references regarding their maternal figures, and by all means, establish with clarity the similarities that exist between: a) the backside of a rhesus monkey and, b) the person's physical appearance (particularly their face).
This will ensure that the vanity of the person you are dealing with does not allow them to misconstrue your signals as "flirting". If necessary, insert your index finger into your mouth as if to gag yourself, and make any variety of retching noises. For added effect, hunch your shoulders and pitch forward spasmadically.
That is all.
If you happen to encounter your crush out in public, and they are the sort that has chosen not to reciprocate, you may want to try being particularly rude to them. This provides an excellent chance for you to knock them off of their high horse and let them know that they too are insignificant.
Feel free to make obscene references regarding their maternal figures, and by all means, establish with clarity the similarities that exist between: a) the backside of a rhesus monkey and, b) the person's physical appearance (particularly their face).
This will ensure that the vanity of the person you are dealing with does not allow them to misconstrue your signals as "flirting". If necessary, insert your index finger into your mouth as if to gag yourself, and make any variety of retching noises. For added effect, hunch your shoulders and pitch forward spasmadically.
That is all.
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