so Wulfgar

[WhistleBritches]

who are you going to crap on this valentines day

cus we all know thats when you really like them

 

[Johnny Cakes]

2cups1wulfgar

 

[binö]

heart shaped feces always set the mood

 

[Wulfgar]

I still have not decided yet

maybe no one

I may spend the evening with my fleshlight and let the bitches rot

 

[heatherrae]

wow.

love is in the air.

love smells funny.

 

[Lestat]

2cups1wulfgar

ololololol

 

[jnevin]

Do you vomit on your fleshlight after you're through?

 

[Wulfgar]

Do you vomit on your fleshlight after you're through?

nah man
I treat the FL better than any girl I am with

at least I wash it off when I am done with it

 

[binö]

wulf you appear to be over the vommitting deal?

 

[Wulfgar]

wulf you appear to be over the vommitting deal?

It has been at least a year

I underwent some therapy peer Musclemom's advice

now I just drop steamy piles on their chests

 

[binö]

It has been at least a year

I underwent some therapy peer Musclemom's advice

now I just drop steamy piles on their chests

lmao
honestly bro, do you really do that?
at what point in the dating process does that come up?
after you've blown your load? before?
what happens once you're done...do you rub it in?
play with it? wtf?

 

[Wulfgar]

It is kind of just a spur of the moment thing
I dont think you can legitamately plan for when you drop a duece on a girl. You just gotta climb up there when the "moment" strikes and do it.

 

[blueta2]

who are you going to crap on this valentines day

cus we all know thats when you really like them

LOL........oh goodness!

 

[binö]

It is kind of just a spur of the moment thing
I dont think you can legitamately plan for when you drop a duece on a girl. You just gotta climb up there when the "moment" strikes and do it.

i wanna try it out bro, but i'm afraid she might take it the wrong way
is it akward afterward, do you help clean up at ?

 

[jnevin]

It is kind of just a spur of the moment thing
I dont think you can legitamately plan for when you drop a duece on a girl. You just gotta climb up there when the "moment" strikes and do it.

Just picturing how confused/ horrified/ disgusted a person must be when they realize what's going on that last second is both lol & disturbing.

 

[binö]

Just picturing how confused/ horrified/ disgusted a person must be when they realize what's going on that last second is both lol & disturbing.

"honey, what are you doing...wtf, what is that? ewwwwww "

 

[Wulfgar]

after is the best part
most of the time they are pretty excited when it happens
the duece only stays on till it cools. once it is not steamy anymore it loses its romatic effect

 

[binö]

after is the best part
most of the time they are pretty excited when it happens
the duece only stays on till it cools. once it is not steamy anymore it loses its romatic effect

do you help clean up the duece?
is this post load or pre?

 

[jnevin]

after is the best part
most of the time they are pretty excited when it happens
the duece only stays on till it cools. once it is not steamy anymore it loses its romatic effect

I barf with Team America type force if that happened to me.

 

[Wulfgar]

do you help clean up the duece?
is this post load or pre?

primarily you should try to duece on them during orgasm

nothin better than cuming and going at the same time


as for clean up, it is up to them. ill get em a paper towel or something

 

[jnevin]

primarily you should try to duece on them during orgasm

nothin better than cuming and going at the same time


as for clean up, it is up to them. ill get em a paper towel or something

See, and they say chivalry is dead.

 

[WhistleBritches]

this thread went to hell

 

[Wulfgar]

i think it stayed true to the original concept

 

[redsamurai]

i wanna try it out bro, but i'm afraid she might take it the wrong way
is it akward afterward, do you help clean up at ?

yeah bro, be careful........she just might take it the wrong way.

 

[WhistleBritches]

i think it stayed true to the original concept

legitimate point

 

[Lestat]

 

[SouthernLord]

It is kind of just a spur of the moment thing
I dont think you can legitamately plan for when you drop a duece on a girl. You just gotta climb up there when the "moment" strikes and do it.

Bavarian Mudslide??? Can I watch??

 

[MichaelScott]

i wanna try it out bro, [SIZE=5]but i'm afraid she might take it the wrong way[/SIZE]is it akward afterward, do you help clean up at ?

that has to be the funniest thing i read all year right there

 

[MichaelScott]

lol

 

[chewyxrage]

primarily you should try to duece on them during orgasm

nothin better than cuming and going at the same time


as for clean up, it is up to them. ill get em a paper towel or something

lmfao!