SO there's this guy

[velvett]

outside the shop and he is pacing back and forth while yabbering loudly I might add on his cell phone.

Back and forth, back and forth,


for the past 23 minutes.


I want to kill him, I want to strip him of his dirty ala Run DMC not trendy in this century clothes and push him into oncoming trafffic.




OMG! He just just put his sweaty paw print on the front door.


24 minutes.








25....




I'm gonna stand at the front door and open it into him - maybe he'll drop that damn cell phone.


STILL PACING!!!!



I can't take it.



'cuse me, brb.

 

[velvett]

HA!


I'm gonna go outside and sweep up around him.


MUHAHHAHA!


28 minutes...

 

[velvett]

ACK, he left while I got the broom.









Peace and quiet.


AHhhhhh

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Sorry babe, didn't know it offended you that much. Maybe I should do it more often, every day ?

 

[biteme]

People do that where I work and it drives me crazy. Their voice echoes all over the lobby. I just want to yell, "Take your ass somewhere where you can talk in private!"

 

[XBiker]

YOU STILL OWE ME A KARMA BLAST VELVETT!

 

[velvett]

YOU STILL OWE ME A KARMA BLAST VELVETT!

OMG!


I totally tried - did you not get it?

Like 2-3 days ago?





I'm all out right now and I can't give you anymore right now.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Velvett,

Next time this happens... open the door and ask him very pleasantly, "Are you here for the support group meeting for adults living with erectile dysfunction? We are going to have a guest speaker today to teach us about penile implants."

Most numb nuts guys will walk away quickly.

As he is walking away offer, "Would you like a brochure? You don't HAVE to live with this."

He may walk away more quickly. When he is half way down the block shout, "Next week we are having a lecture on penis enlargement surgery."

 

[gotmilk]

I want to kill him, I want to strip him of his dirty ala Run DMC not trendy in this century clothes and push him into oncoming trafffic.

Bad idea. The lady in Texas who gave a guy a ride home received 50 years for playing with him in traffic....

You should stick aluminum foil on his head and tell him to go find a better reception somewhere else

 

[velvett]

Velvett,

Next time this happens... open the door and ask him very pleasantly, "Are you here for the support group meeting for adults living with erectile dysfunction? We are going to have a guest speaker today to teach us about penile implants."

Most numb nuts guys will walk away quickly.

As he is walking away offer, "Would you like a brochure? You don't HAVE to live with this."

He may walk away more quickly. When he is half way down the block shout, "Next week we are having a lecture on penis enlargement surgery."

OMG!


That is perfect.



HHAHAHHAHHAHA!

 

[jackangel]

 

[The Shadow]

...there is this girl I know...