so that black chick i met called me like 5 times today

[duritz]

of course i didn't remember her number and she called me at 11 and woke me up. When i found out it was her i was like, "SHIT!!"

so she was talkin and told me to call her later, which i didn't.

she called at 2:46, then at 3:20, then at 6:15 and left a message sayign she wanted to see a movie with me and she would pay. she msgd me online after that and i told her i had to work.

thing is, i wouldn't even go if she was paying... it was a one time thing and it wasn't even that cool. it was a learning experience. i wish she didn't have my #... stupid me was gonna black my cell # before i called her the one time and i didn't.. oh well... my fault...

 

[duritz]

awww dude!!! she actually asked me if i would like her pussy and her asshole the one time. I was like, "FUCK THAT!!!!!" she prolly got all dingleberries

 

[Frackal]

She wants you to eat her pussy

 

[slobberknocker]

Just eat her pussy, already.

 

[biteme]

of course i didn't remember her number and she called me at 11 and woke me up. When i found out it was her i was like, "SHIT!!"

so she was talkin and told me to call her later, which i didn't.

she called at 2:46, then at 3:20, then at 6:15 and left a message sayign she wanted to see a movie with me and she would pay. she msgd me online after that and i told her i had to work.

thing is, i wouldn't even go if she was paying... it was a one time thing and it wasn't even that cool. it was a learning experience. i wish she didn't have my #... stupid me was gonna black my cell # before i called her the one time and i didn't.. oh well... my fault...

Now you know how the women that you call feel. J/k

 

[The Red Dragon]

Ouch man...dingleberries?
Yeah I suppose this is what happens when you don't call them the night after but whatever its not like you were giogn to stay with her.

 

[slobberknocker]

Oh come on, be a man. EAT IT!!!

 

[biteme]

Just eat her pussy, already.

That can be a dangerous endeavor. You never know if you're going to get cherries and cream or shit and rotten tuna.

 

[supersizeme]

 

[the People's Champ]

where is the balloon knot at?