so I've got jizz on my shirt

[calveless wonder]

no, it crystallized just like jizz would.

one of your ex's spilled her test tube

 

[miplank]

you sure it's not snot from that stripper that was bawling in your car because you wouldn't buy her cigarettes?

 

[puddlemonkey]

you sure it's not snot from that stripper that was bawling in your car because you wouldn't buy her cigarettes?

lol stfu!

 

[miplank]

you thought I forgot about that!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I did. Someone needs to knock you in the head a few times, jar some of that shit loose.

 

[nimbus]

toothpaste

 

[PICK3]

better your shirt than your chin


just sayin'

 

[Mr. dB]

You dribbled when you were brushing your teeth, that's a toothpaste drip.

 

[WoodyO]

Brushing your teeth with jizz? That's just nasty.

 

[Mr. dB]

You pulled that shirt out of the laundry basket to clean up after you jerked off.