so I've got jizz on my shirt

[miplank]

He fell out of his chair (cuz he broke it) while masturbating at his computer and tumbled into a pile of clothes on the floor.

 

[puddlemonkey]

it's not toothpaste, it's jizz.



I solved the mystery but don't feel it's necessary for you guys to know.

 

[miplank]

it's better that we draw our own conclusions anyways...

 

[Mr. dB]

You brought it up, heck you started the thread, you have to tell.

 

[ceo]

is that the shirt you wore to the swingers club? lmfao

where all the old, fat, ugly people were?

hot.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You brought it up, heck you started the thread, you have to tell.

Agreed, but it's just gonna add to a already long list of things you guys give me shit for.

 

[miplank]

hey puds, why won't you hang out with CEO while he's in town?

 

[puddlemonkey]

cause I have enough jizz on my shirt already

 

[ceo]

I promise not to take pics. So no one will know how fat you really are.

 

[puddlemonkey]