So I'm writing a fairy tale...

[Cal_21]

I'm using the theme/motifs from Cinderella. However I'm applying them to a fictional orphan who becomes wrapped up in the Russian Mafia. So basically substitute ball gowns and glass slippers for prison tattoos and small arms. Just felt like sharing.

 

[silverstar1025]

Awesome. Let us know when it is done.

 

[crazyjoe]

Does this mean that Puddlemonkey will be the prison bitch, and at the stroke of midnight.........oh never mind.

 

[LuluDeren]

I'm listening.....

 

[bw1]

Your're a fag

 

[Cal_21]

Your're a fag

Only for yew.

 

[Cal_21]

Does this mean that Puddlemonkey will be the prison bitch, and at the stroke of midnight.........oh never mind.

LMAO!

 

[all the whey]

I figured it had something to do with you actually getting laid.

 

[Cal_21]

I figured it had something to do with you actually getting laid.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/britney-spears-crying.jpg

 

[myway]

OOOOoooooooooooooooooooo! That sounds cool. U should name a crazy homeless girl "myway".

 

[Cal_21]

OOOOoooooooooooooooooooo! That sounds cool. U should name a crazy homeless girl "myway".

I'm going to make you the stripper who gets murdered for prostituting on the side. (without sharing profits with the club owner).

 

[myway]

I'm going to make you the stripper who gets murdered for prostituting on the side. (without sharing profits with the club owner).

Even better.

 

[Cal_21]

Even better.

I even came up with a sweet back story explaining why a stripper in Moscow would be named "My way" LOL.

 

[myway]

I even came up with a sweet back story explaining why a stripper in Moscow would be named "My way" LOL.

Hell yeah. I don't mind being murdered as long as I get to be a dirty whore for a bit.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

I even came up with a sweet back story explaining why a stripper in Moscow would be named "My way" LOL.

LOL. You're ridiculous.

 

[myway]

LOL. You're ridiculous.

Maybe you just need a bigger imagination.

 

[Cal_21]

LOL. You're ridiculous.

You love it.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

You love it.

Yeah, I do.

 

[Cal_21]

Even better.

So it turned out that I made some alterations to your character. Instead of you slutting it around on the side & holding out on the club owner. He says this under duress, in order that his punishment be taken out on you. The main character removes your beautiful hair, & your scalp with a straight razor. Then he finds out your boss was lying. He gives you a quick mercy bullet in the temple, and then gives him a very grotesque death as a consequence.

To justify your name being "My Way", I made your character very determined, intelligent, with high hopes of immigrating to America and becoming a dentist. She was also Frank Sinatra obsessed and was murdered w/ a Sinatra record playing in the background in her dressing room. lol

 

[javaguru]

I would recommend you include a virgin birth, miracles, some common sense sayings(worked for Dr. Phil), and a resurrection; You might become a millionare with millions following you.

 

[Cal_21]

I would recommend you include a virgin birth, miracles, some common sense sayings(worked for Dr. Phil), and a resurrection; You might become a millionare with millions following you.

I love you.

 

[bw1]

 

[Cal_21]

We still g2g on our Meat up @ the salad bar?