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So i'm dating this stripper........

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And she's only 20 years old and I really shouldn't be dating a stripper but I have the time of my life with her. I've been in back to back relationships for 6 years with normal type girls just before this. We both like eachother alot, but I gotta be careful we stay just friends and it doesn't go any further. I met her at this local club I frequent often and she said the old "don't I know you line". At the time I actually believed her, but I found out she didn't that she was just hitting on me. So now I swing by her strip club once in awhile and I'm starting to get to know all the other strippers and shit. So I meet up with her and all her friends (4 or 5 other strippers I was drunk I just remember alot of them). Holy shit hanging out with that many strippers at once is fucking awesome. I was on the dance floor dancing with like all of them at the same time. We then went over to the bar and I'm surrounded by all these chicks and a friend of mine I haven't seen says whats up to me and kind of whispers half kidding half serious if I'm pimping or something lol. Good fucking times! :)
 
he just wants to feel manly.. just support his bullshit story


OH MAN THAT's AWESOME, god you are a pimp.. I'd trade my life for yours in a HEARTBEAT!
 
I dated a stripper for 2 weeks. I got too jealous and had to leave it alone. best peice of ass though
 
Hey, stripping is just her job. Lots of strippers are good peeps --depends on the type of club. I have had plenty of friends who did that to get through school.
 
the_clockwork said:
he just wants to feel manly.. just support his bullshit story


OH MAN THAT's AWESOME, god you are a pimp.. I'd trade my life for yours in a HEARTBEAT!
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running a tad rich there nutsnack
 
They are fun to play with but do NOT get attatched... They will end up sucking your bank account more then you caulk.
 
lartinos said:
And she's only 20 years old and I really shouldn't be dating a stripper but I have the time of my life with her. I've been in back to back relationships for 6 years with normal type girls just before this. We both like eachother alot, but I gotta be careful we stay just friends and it doesn't go any further. :)
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oh, so you're NOT really dating her?
 
lartinos said:
And she's only 20 years old and I really shouldn't be dating a stripper but I have the time of my life with her. I've been in back to back relationships for 6 years with normal type girls just before this. We both like eachother alot, but I gotta be careful we stay just friends and it doesn't go any further. I met her at this local club I frequent often and she said the old "don't I know you line". At the time I actually believed her, but I found out she didn't that she was just hitting on me. So now I swing by her strip club once in awhile and I'm starting to get to know all the other strippers and shit. So I meet up with her and all her friends (4 or 5 other strippers I was drunk I just remember alot of them). Holy shit hanging out with that many strippers at once is fucking awesome. I was on the dance floor dancing with like all of them at the same time. We then went over to the bar and I'm surrounded by all these chicks and a friend of mine I haven't seen says whats up to me and kind of whispers half kidding half serious if I'm pimping or something lol. Good fucking times! :)
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This is sooo a token EF thread! :)

I love you guys, even if you never paypal me money you cheap fucks!

r
 
U guys are a bunch of sad losers, I'm just telling u about my life because its interesting stuff. Not my fault ur lives suck LOL
 
lartinos said:
U guys are a bunch of sad losers, I'm just telling u about my life because its interesting stuff. Not my fault ur lives suck LOL
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LOL...oh boy...

:Popcorn:
 
stilleto said:
oh, so you're NOT really dating her?
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She went home with me and slept over after we left the club. We didn't have intercourse, we did do sexuAl stuff. I've known her for 2 to 3 weeks now. She doesnt seem like whore, she just has a little crush on me.
 
your thread might just take off if you post some pictures. you can get pictures, right? they're fucking strippers. do you have a physical relationship with her?
 
as an added incentive, remember these pictures don't have to be of you, or anyone even remotely related to you, as previously demonstrated by nutsnack
 
never understood the big deal about dating/e-dating a stripper....the ones i have known were quite jaded and cynical about relationships and were not that "good" in bed, perhaps because of their constant exposure to sex and foreplay at "work"? :rolleyes:
 
lartinos said:
She went home with me and slept over after we left the club. We didn't have intercourse, we did do sexuAl stuff. I've known her for 2 to 3 weeks now. She doesnt seem like whore, she just has a little crush on me.
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how we doin on those pix you crotch pheasant
 
lartinos said:
You guys are obsessed with pictures.
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speaking of being obsessed with pics, what the heck is in the pink package on your sink and why didn't you crop that out so that detail oriented people and photography afficianados wouldn't go crazy?
 
that pic is a bit dated, I'll put a new one of myself up once I remember how to blur out by face with photo bucket. I can't figure it out LOL. That pic was taken at a tanning salon and those are baby wipes LOL.
 
lartinos said:
that pic is a bit dated, I'll put a new one of myself up once I remember how to blur out by face with photo bucket. I can't figure it out LOL. That pic was taken at a tanning salon and those are baby wipes LOL.
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I've never understood why people are so afraid to put up their faces on the internet. I mean, you walk around all day with your face uncovered, revealed, in all its glory, for hundreds of strangers to see. What difference does it make unless you are on the lamb or in the witness protection program?
 
I think he's referring to female strippers though :P

rnch said:
never understood the big deal about dating/e-dating a stripper....the ones i have known were quite jaded and cynical about relationships and were not that "good" in bed, perhaps because of their constant exposure to sex and foreplay at "work"? :rolleyes:
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I have a much better face for radio than the internet

heatherrae said:
I've never understood why people are so afraid to put up their faces on the internet. I mean, you walk around all day with your face uncovered, revealed, in all its glory, for hundreds of strangers to see. What difference does it make unless you are on the lamb or in the witness protection program?
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Paul_Allen said:
a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
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Well, I find it's quit a thrill.

When she grinds me against her will.
 
I banged a stripper I met in Orlando on a business trip. She came on to me so hard that I thought she was trying to scam me. It was a good piece of tail, but I could never date one. Fun times
 
heatherrae said:
I've never understood why people are so afraid to put up their faces on the internet. I mean, you walk around all day with your face uncovered, revealed, in all its glory, for hundreds of strangers to see. What difference does it make unless you are on the lamb or in the witness protection program?
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and it took me forever to post pics of my face!

and i mean forever - before myspace you'd never see my face on the internet at all, but now im more used to the idea and not so terrified someone will find me, lol

its scary at first! lol. you feel so exposed! haha
 
lartinos said:
She went home with me and slept over after we left the club. We didn't have intercourse, we did do sexuAl stuff. I've known her for 2 to 3 weeks now. She doesnt seem like whore, she just has a little crush on me.
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You've been messing with a stripper for 2-3 weeks and you haven't banged her? Your going to fall into the friends catagory so it doesn't matter. I believe you though!
 
lartinos said:
She went home with me and slept over after we left the club. We didn't have intercourse, we did do sexuAl stuff. I've known her for 2 to 3 weeks now. She doesnt seem like whore, she just has a little crush on me.
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well the subject line says "So i'm dating a stripper"

then the text says you're just staying friends.

now you're saying she has a crush on you and won't have sex, just do other things, but she's not a whore.


so are you dating her or not? otherwise, she's what? just blowing you?

if so, good for you, but dude, you're not dating her and she IS a little bit of a whore...
 
stilleto said:
well the subject line says "So i'm dating a stripper"

then the text says you're just staying friends.

now you're saying she has a crush on you and won't have sex, just do other things, but she's not a whore.


so are you dating her or not? otherwise, she's what? just blowing you?

if so, good for you, but dude, you're not dating her and she IS a little bit of a whore...
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you pretty much say what I think.
I guess I'm dating her, but I'm just a bit confused.
All I know is that I love partying with this girl and she's really hot.
I'll give you guys updates about how things go this summer.
 
lartinos said:
She went home with me and slept over after we left the club. We didn't have intercourse, we did do sexuAl stuff. I've known her for 2 to 3 weeks now. She doesnt seem like whore, she just has a little crush on me.
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Stripper slept over and u didn't close the deal?? I have never had a school teacher over and not closed.
 
lartinos said:
you pretty much say what I think.
I guess I'm dating her, but I'm just a bit confused.
All I know is that I love partying with this girl and she's really hot.
I'll give you guys updates about how things go this summer.
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lol @ this summer.

strippers have a very short attention span lol -- get the job done before the revolving door swings
 
stilleto said:
so are you dating her or not? otherwise, she's what? just blowing you?

if so, good for you, but dude, you're not dating her and she IS a little bit of a whore...
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What's wrong with her being a whore?? I mean many of the guys here talk all the time about having sex with sooooo many women, being disrespectful about them and everything..

they must all be whores, and that makes these young bucks ??? what??

have low self esteem?? hurting women around them before they can be hurt??

I don't envy any of them..

For the record, i would never have sex with a stripper, nor will i have sex with a woman on the 1st date ( i have in the past) .. she has many issues, me having sex with her will not help her or me in anyway.

*steps down off my soap box.. sorry about that..
 
SpyWizard said:
What's wrong with her being a whore?? I mean many of the guys here talk all the time about having sex with sooooo many women, being disrespectful about them and everything..

they must all be whores, and that makes these young bucks ??? what??

have low self esteem?? hurting women around them before they can be hurt??

I don't envy any of them..

For the record, i would never have sex with a stripper, nor will i have sex with a woman on the 1st date ( i have in the past) .. she has many issues, me having sex with her will not help her or me in anyway.

*steps down off my soap box.. sorry about that..
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I love whores.

They're there when you want some fun. And gone by the morning when you need to do some work.

Somehow this post is not gonna win me votes from the females here. :(

r
 
ok here goes....


most of you know i worked in a strip club for almost 2 years. trust me bro even the ones i thought were not the normal "stripper" type persona they ended up being just that. about 90% of them are on coke even when you think they arent. they are all confused and all have issues. trust me i worked with them, hung out with them and even went on dates with them. just when you think they are normal they throw you a curve ball and put you in a bad position . trust me, when a strippers grandmother pulls you aside and tells you to run cause shes trouble but loves the heck out of you theres problems. just stay friends im serious. if she decides you are more important and quits and gets a normal job then i believe it might be worth to stay with her and move to the next step. but if she wont quit cause "the money is too good" then shes hooked on stripping and the lifestyle and thats bad. plus do you want to tell your kids you guys met at a strip club?????????
 
lartinos said:
She went home with me and slept over after we left the club. We didn't have intercourse, we did do sexuAl stuff. I've known her for 2 to 3 weeks now. She doesnt seem like whore, she just has a little crush on me.
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Healother is that you... :bouncer:
 
bigmann245 said:
ok here goes....


most of you know i worked in a strip club for almost 2 years. trust me bro even the ones i thought were not the normal "stripper" type persona they ended up being just that. about 90% of them are on coke even when you think they arent. they are all confused and all have issues. trust me i worked with them, hung out with them and even went on dates with them. just when you think they are normal they throw you a curve ball and put you in a bad position . trust me, when a strippers grandmother pulls you aside and tells you to run cause shes trouble but loves the heck out of you theres problems. just stay friends im serious. if she decides you are more important and quits and gets a normal job then i believe it might be worth to stay with her and move to the next step. but if she wont quit cause "the money is too good" then shes hooked on stripping and the lifestyle and thats bad. plus do you want to tell your kids you guys met at a strip club?????????
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thats how i fell exactly
 
SpyWizard said:
What's wrong with her being a whore?? I mean many of the guys here talk all the time about having sex with sooooo many women, being disrespectful about them and everything..

they must all be whores, and that makes these young bucks ??? what??

have low self esteem?? hurting women around them before they can be hurt??

I don't envy any of them..

For the record, i would never have sex with a stripper, nor will i have sex with a woman on the 1st date ( i have in the past) .. she has many issues, me having sex with her will not help her or me in anyway.

*steps down off my soap box.. sorry about that..
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holy putting words in my mouth, batman.

i didn't say there's anything WRONG with being a whore-
i'm just correcting him that she's not one.
 
heatherrae said:
Hey, stripping is just her job. Lots of strippers are good peeps --depends on the type of club. I have had plenty of friends who did that to get through school.
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yeah, most kids graduate HS w/o stripping.....
 
bigmann245 said:
ok here goes....


most of you know i worked in a strip club for almost 2 years. trust me bro even the ones i thought were not the normal "stripper" type persona they ended up being just that. about 90% of them are on coke even when you think they arent. they are all confused and all have issues. trust me i worked with them, hung out with them and even went on dates with them. just when you think they are normal they throw you a curve ball and put you in a bad position . trust me, when a strippers grandmother pulls you aside and tells you to run cause shes trouble but loves the heck out of you theres problems. just stay friends im serious. if she decides you are more important and quits and gets a normal job then i believe it might be worth to stay with her and move to the next step. but if she wont quit cause "the money is too good" then shes hooked on stripping and the lifestyle and thats bad. plus do you want to tell your kids you guys met at a strip club?????????
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lol

I had a stripper ex-mother in law pull me a side and say she was crazy and a lot of trouble.

I said.

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Just to update I fucked her the following weekend after that first time I hooked up with her. She then went to rehab and got out a few weeks ago. I told her before I went to on vacation that I just wanted to be friends and she seemed a little upset about it, but she seems okay now. She's totally sober and asked me to go to the beach with her one day this week and I agreed. I have a feeling sooner or later she's just gonna get real horny again and I'll hit her off. By this point she gets the idea that I don't want to be BF and GF.
 
She was popping pills like it was going out of style and believe it or not sniffing heroin.
Her EX got her all involved in that shit when she was 16, but she's totally sober now and doesn't wanna return to using.
 
lartinos said:
She was pooping pills like it was going out of style and believe it or not sniffing heroin.
Her EX got her all involved in that shit when she was 16, but she's totally sober now and doesn't wanna return to using.
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drugs pollute the uteris.
 
lartinos said:
She was pooping pills like it was going out of style and believe it or not sniffing heroin.
Her EX got her all involved in that shit when she was 16, but she's totally sober now and doesn't wanna return to using.
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Now THIS^^^ I call BS on. The other story, I believed. Strippers need love too. Why not lartinos? He seems ripped enough for it. Someone's gotta date them.

I'd have karma bookied all your asses that his first post was true and made millions and Billions of k. OMG I have wood just thinking about all that k.

Second page is when I realized this thread was months old.
 
gonelifting said:
Now THIS^^^ I call BS on. The other story, I believed. Strippers need love too. Why not lartinos? He seems ripped enough for it. Someone's gotta date them.

I'd have karma bookied all your asses that his first post was true and made millions and Billions of k. OMG I have wood just thinking about all that k.

Second page is when I realized this thread was months old.
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Very true my friend.
I'll tell you more about this right now. Sometimes I think about my life and the things that go on and it's almost surreal that all this stuff good and bad goes on in my life.
So....... the night her parents forced her to go into rehab she called me and I was at a friends BBQ and it was getting late. She was like all hysterical and shit and asked me to pick her up. It was like a 50 minute drive and I had never been to her house (parents) before. So as I got kinda close I called her cell and to my surprise her brother (I didn't even know she had one) asnwered the phone. He started talking all sorts of wang to me like, " like where you guys going tonite, do you sell her drugs etc."
I just assumed it was her crazy EX at first but soon he soon said who he was and wanted to know if I did drugs with her. I told him the truth that we just drink together at the bars. Somewhere in the conversation he changed his whole attitude and said that I sounded like a nice guy and if I really cared for her at all I would go down to the hospital with her Fam. I told him that I had only known her for about three weeks, but that she was a nice girl and I wanted what was right for her but that I had work early in the morning so it wasnt an option. Apparently they found her in her room passed out because she was getting high on one of those air duster bottles for your keyboards somehow. I was like holy shit! He told me to never tell her we ever spoke,
to this day she has no idea that conversation even ever occurred.
I would have to be the biggest bullshit artist on earth to go into such detail as I just have. Like I said I experience alot of shit, to the point you guys think I'm lying lol. I have to start a thread about my trip to Greece, you guys will like that one too I think.
 
lartinos said:
Very true my friend.
I'll tell you more about this right now. Sometimes I think about my life and the things that go on and it's almost surreal that all this stuff good and bad goes on in my life.
So....... the night her parents forced her to go into rehab she called me and I was at a friends BBQ and it was getting late. She was like all hysterical and shit and asked me to pick her up. It was like a 50 minute drive and I had never been to her house (parents) before. So as I got kinda close I called her cell and to my surprise her brother (I didn't even know she had one) asnwered the phone. He started talking all sorts of wang to me like, " like where you guys going tonite, do you sell her drugs etc."
I just assumed it was her crazy EX at first but soon he soon said who he was and wanted to know if I did drugs with her. I told him the truth that we just drink together at the bars. Somewhere in the conversation he changed his whole attitude and said that I sounded like a nice guy and if I really cared for her at all I would go down to the hospital with her Fam. I told him that I had only known her for about three weeks, but that she was a nice girl and I wanted what was right for her but that I had work early in the morning so it wasnt an option. Apparently they found her in her room passed out because she was getting high on one of those air duster bottles for your keyboards somehow. I was like holy shit! He told me to never tell her we ever spoke,
to this day she has no idea that conversation even ever occurred.
I would have to be the biggest bullshit artist on earth to go into such detail as I just have. Like I said I experience alot of shit, to the point you guys think I'm lying lol. I have to start a thread about my trip to Greece, you guys will like that one too I think.
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i pretty much think we live or have lived the same life in different parts of the country

and yeah, i believe you. i dont know why GL doesnt.

its easy to tell when someone is making something up on the internet if you see enough of them(like on here). always can find the inconsistencies/psychological cues
 
calveless wonder said:
and yeah, i believe you. i dont know why GL doesnt.
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LOL Are you kidding? I was the only one who did believe him while everyone was calling him a liar.

In my post above, I called "BS" on the stripper being addicted to drugs part. Now THAT was a joke. Ohhhhh, forget it! Damn you young people!
 
gonelifting said:
LOL Are you kidding? I was the only one who did believe him while everyone was calling him a liar.

In my post above, I called "BS" on the stripper being addicted to drugs part. Now THAT was a joke. Ohhhhh, forget it! Damn you young people!
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lmao....i didnt read the whole thread so i didnt get it

you went into far much detail too to detect the sarcasm for a sec
 
I obviously didn't get it either, I didn't go through and re-read the thread at all.
I do remember lots of losers calling me a liar which I thought was pretty funny.
Sometimes people don't beleive people are doing heroin because that shit is pretty hardcore. Well... I would have been to lazy to go into further detail if I didn't think I was being called out, so it's a good thing.
 
Pfft. It's the Internet. You're all a bunch of fat slobs sitting over a keyboard jacking off to anime porn. The characters that we play are just for fun.

Next thing you know, you'll think I'm Asian, married with two kids or something.
 
calveless wonder said:
strippers are such emotionally healthy women
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I wouldn't have any woman other than a stripper be the mother to my Children! Kids need a suitable role model in today's modern world!!1
 
EnderJE said:
Pfft. It's the Internet. You're all a bunch of fat slobs sitting over a keyboard jacking off to anime porn. The characters that we play are just for fun.

Next thing you know, you'll think I'm Asian, married with two kids or something.
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wow, do people really wack off to cartoons. That shit is sad...
 
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