So I overhear this guy at the gym talking about how he rubs Preparation-H all over his body before he goes out...

[Raptorex]

lol

I have a friend that basically will fuck any woman with a pulse. He's almost as bad as Will Ferrell's character in Wedding Crashers in the sense that he tries to find places he can go to score with vulnerable wimmenz. So anyway, he's been going to AA and CA meetings to hit on girls. He doesn't have any substance abuse problems. I asked him why he's going there and doing that since people are there to recover and they really don't need shit like that to complicate things.

Direct quote: "Dude, these girls are the best lay. They've been sucking their dads' or uncles' dicks since they were five. They know what they're doing."

Me: *walks away shaking head*

LOLz, so wrong!