So I met a hot stripper that lives in my building...

[calveless wonder]

and she wants to fuck. of course this his happens when i'm not single anymore

I was sitting outside my building waiting for a cab with my boy who came from out of town. we were headed to a day party in south beach and didn't want to drive because we were going to be incredibly fucked up

i see this hot girl with huge tits sitting on the bench by the entrance. I looked at her and we exchanged smiles.

i felt like a scumbag if i was going to hit on her (since i wasn't single anymore). but then finally i just started chatting with her.

we hit it off and she starts telling me what she does etc and how there's no young people in our building. she gave me her #, without even asking, and said she wants to hang out. she said if my gf saw me calling her she'd pretend she was a telemarketer (without knowing i had a GF).

when i was leaving she said "call me...". she was straight to the point

she wants to fuck, and it'd take no effort... she lives a couple of floors above me. it's really testing every moral fiber in my body.

 

[iggy]

what would neil patrick harris do?

 

[javaguru]

Whores=bad news

 

[Stefka]

what would neil patrick harris do?

He'd try to sleep with CW too.

 

[iggy]

i'm talking about this nph stefka

 

[jdynasty]

didnt you start the same thread last year, I call rethread

 

[Strongbow]

and she wants to fuck. of course this his happens when i'm not single anymore

I was sitting outside my building waiting for a cab with my boy who came from out of town. we were headed to a day party in south beach and didn't want to drive because we were going to be incredibly fucked up

i see this hot girl with huge tits sitting on the bench by the entrance. I looked at her and we exchanged smiles.

i felt like a scumbag if i was going to hit on her (since i wasn't single anymore). but then finally i just started chatting with her.

we hit it off and she starts telling me what she does etc and how there's no young people in our building. she gave me her #, without even asking, and said she wants to hang out. she said if my gf saw me calling her she'd pretend she was a telemarketer (without knowing i had a GF).

when i was leaving she said "call me...". she was straight to the point

she wants to fuck, and it'd take no effort... she lives a couple of floors above me. it's really testing every moral fiber in my body.

If you are not married, hit that shit. You only live once and 6 months or a year from now when you and ur girl are not together anymore you will hate yourself for not knocking it out tha park when you had the chance.

 

[Lambruh]

Whores=bad news

lol u hate relationships and you hate on hot sluts looking to fuck

ur ghey + no gayme + depressed vadge slump dumping your misery on teh world


smash that CW

 

[bigtravis]

HIT DAT CHIT BRA!

Hey. Is it just me or does LAMBRUH's avi look like the SHERMANATOR from "American pie?" WITH A MULLET.

 

[-Ariel-]

Pics..
I know, u don't post pics.

Immediacy of Experience.
Words become hollow.. Fuck it.. Blah.