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So I gotta see this broad tomorrow

KillahBee

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That chick I went to dinner with a month or so again, the "connection" broad. Long story short, I all but stopped communicado with her cause I wasn't getting the attention I so desired. She chased a teeny bit, but nothing I wanted to grab onto and play with for a while.

We have a big event / golf outing / drunk fest tomorrow and she's gonna be there. Thus, do I....

A) Completely ignore her, saying "hey, what's up" in passing as I go to speak to other friends

B) Give her a faint "hey" nod (sans wink), maybe chat for a few, but be sort of chilly. Not cold, just chilly. Let her feel my vibe for a bit and give me time to decide if I want to talk a bit more or peace out and go have some good times with my peeps.

C) Work the room like Frank motherfucking Sinatra, flirt with every poobah within smelling distance, own that crowd til they are dripping wet down their collective thighs...make her see value that she never dreamed of

D) Seduce the ever loving shit stink fuck out of her in such a playful manner throughout the day that she is fucking begging to take me in her mouth behind the 9th green by the end of the day.

:)

GO
 
You'll know as soon as you see her what her reaction is going to be. Basically you can play her like a toy drum. If she ignores you, ignore her and pick up everything in sight. If she comes right over and starts flirting then play it cool so that she wants you even more.

Personally I would always go with D but it depends on the initial reaction.
 
ponyfitness said:
You'll know as soon as you see her what her reaction is going to be. Basically you can play her like a toy drum. If she ignores you, ignore her and pick up everything in sight. If she comes right over and starts flirting then play it cool so that she wants you even more.

Personally I would always go with D but it depends on the initial reaction.
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Exactly...
 
Bran had some AWESOME advice for me last time:

"ALways seduce until the first sign of resistance........then rape hard as ya can"
 
uh, some combination of b, c, d. or, E?? wait. i should have studied. lol, i'm sure you're at least a little bit interested in watching her do whatever she'll do if you pay her little heed. of course, she might not give a fuck. if so, details. if she starts thigh-grinding every jimbob in the clubhouse, or perhaps slamming shots by herself (hidden behind a curtain), let us know.
 
jackangel said:
uh, some combination of b, c, d. or, E?? wait. i should have studied. lol, i'm sure you're at least a little bit interested in watching her do whatever she'll do if you pay her little heed. of course, she might not give a fuck. if so, details. if she starts thigh-grinding every jimbob in the clubhouse, or perhaps slamming shots by herself (hidden behind a curtain), let us know.
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Dude, God willing. God fucking willing.
 
i like C alot...........

i think you can actually transition from C to D.

but like ponyfitness said, her initial reaction will help you make your decision alot easier
 
I wonder what her thread looks like tonight. "What should I do with this guy tomorrow...?


I forgot how you left it with her. If you were "done" then fuck it, you're done. KB doesn't kiss ass on his own turf. If SHE says something to you or seems interested, then everything goes out the window and you can lock and load. Good luck
 
Gambino said:
i can't make funny jokes like this about kb, he gets pissed now :(
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You have two problems you should consider here.

1. Why care if he gets e-hurt feelings?

2. He is a sissy so you should expect nothing less.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
You have two problems you should consider here.

1. Why care if he gets e-hurt feelings?

2. He is a sissy so you should expect nothing less.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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even talking about this is gonna rile him up.
let's change the subject
 
Gambino said:
even talking about this is gonna rile him up.
let's change the subject
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So how bout them (insert fav sports team) doing?

How's your day?

What's the weather like?

That should make him happy, no?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
So how bout them (insert fav sports team) doing?

How's your day?

What's the weather like?

That should make him happy, no?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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fuggin pistons lost, michigan is sad

the weather is cold today, high 40's with rain
 
KillahBee said:
That chick I went to dinner with a month or so again, the "connection" broad. Long story short, I all but stopped communicado with her cause I wasn't getting the attention I so desired. She chased a teeny bit, but nothing I wanted to grab onto and play with for a while.

We have a big event / golf outing / drunk fest tomorrow and she's gonna be there. Thus, do I....

A) Completely ignore her, saying "hey, what's up" in passing as I go to speak to other friends

B) Give her a faint "hey" nod (sans wink), maybe chat for a few, but be sort of chilly. Not cold, just chilly. Let her feel my vibe for a bit and give me time to decide if I want to talk a bit more or peace out and go have some good times with my peeps.

C) Work the room like Frank motherfucking Sinatra, flirt with every poobah within smelling distance, own that crowd til they are dripping wet down their collective thighs...make her see value that she never dreamed of

D) Seduce the ever loving shit stink fuck out of her in such a playful manner throughout the day that she is fucking begging to take me in her mouth behind the 9th green by the end of the day.

:)

GO
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wow.. i have a picture in my head now.. thanks. i will get nothing done today
 
Go balls to the wall!

You're moving to SD soon right? Then what do you have to lose?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Go balls to the wall!

You're moving to SD soon right? Then what do you have to lose?
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You know pride, dignity, respect, and all those other things he doesn't have anyway.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
alien amp pharm said:
Scotsman is on a roll today
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F all of you in the A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, did mostly working the room stuff. Luckily they needed me to MC a part of the event, so I got to just pwn the crowd left and right. First time I really had the chance to interact with her was when she came by with the beer cart, but I was about to tee off so I pretty much ignored her. Then I was laying in the grass away from the rest of crowd post-event (they were eating) cause I had a fucking migraine when she saddled up next to me (like, almost on top of me). Threw out the "so, we aren't talking anymore?" line followed by "I think ur mad at me" dinger. Told her definitely not. Then we just laid there and bullshitted for a while until the dicks I work with commenced the cockblocking (i.e. they paid one of our trainees $30 to walk over to us with a folding chair and just sat behind us not saying a word, lmfao). Then that whole thing ended. She gave me her whole shpeel (sp?) about how it makes her sad that we haven't talked in a bit and she misses talking to me, bla bla bladity bla. May see her tonite, but I don't know. I'm not putting anymore energy into this broad, so if she wants the cock she's gotta come and get it.

Good day though. Won the Closest to the Line contest (within a foot) and had the SICKEST golfing day of my life.
 
KillahBee said:
God willing. We touched bare knees today, so I'm already rounding first base with my eye fixed on second.
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you're gonna tagged out sliding into third base (hand holding)
 
Well, you did what I said anyway. pffft. You didn't talk to her until SHE came up to you. HA!

It's your turf and you handled it that way. Just sayin...


Congrats btw
 
Scotsman said:
Kudos to your coworkers for the job well done.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Yeah, it was pretty funny. I work in a small agency and it's like a fucking highschool, so apparently the entire company was talking about me and the chick cause we were sitting alone way off in the distance. Idiots. Then came the cockblocking - and they took turns too. That first kid picked up his chair behind us after a few minutes and left - a second later a chick I'm friends with brought her chair over and sat right in front of us. Goddamn cockblockers!
 
KillahBee said:
Yeah, it was pretty funny. I work in a small agency and it's like a fucking highschool, so apparently the entire company was talking about me and the chick cause we were sitting alone way off in the distance. Idiots. Then came the cockblocking - and they took turns too. That first kid picked up his chair behind us after a few minutes and left - a second later a chick I'm friends with brought her chair over and sat right in front of us. Goddamn cockblockers!
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I still laugh about the golden tee prank you pulled.

You do know that when you move to cali you won't have office shenannigans to play right?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
GoldenDelicious said:
were you kinoing when she was on the grass? seems to me she was closeable on the spot
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Decent escalation but not as quick as I would have liked - considering my entire office was watching us out the corner of their eyes this was not the time nor the place. She was actually pulling more kino than she ever has before.
 
Scotsman said:
I still laugh about the golden tee prank you pulled.

You do know that when you move to cali you won't have office shenannigans to play right?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I know it sucks. :( I'll just have to plan some virtual pranks or be stealth about it the few times I visit the main office.
 
KillahBee said:
I know it sucks. :( I'll just have to plan some virtual pranks or be stealth about it the few times I visit the main office.
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Or you can be the mastermind and have witless minions accede to your evil plans. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
OH, I forgot - this chick has REALLY nice feet. Damn near perfect, especially in structure. This is of the utmost importance to me and she is only the second nice pair of feet I have seen in close to three years.
 
KillahBee said:
OH, I forgot - this chick has REALLY nice feet. Damn near perfect, especially in structure. This is of the utmost importance to me and she is only the second nice pair of feet I have seen in close to three years.
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toe suckah
 
Another fucking awesome 4 hour dinner.

More fucking awesome laughs.

More fucking awesome conversations.

More sfucking ilent "we know we are totally into each other but can't really do anything cause she has a BF" unspoken understandings.

More fucking fun ass gay flirting.

More fucking non-fucking.

(I did give her a titty twister, if that counts for anything)
 
KillahBee said:
Another fucking awesome 4 hour dinner.

More fucking awesome laughs.

More fucking awesome conversations.

More sfucking ilent "we know we are totally into each other but can't really do anything cause she has a BF" unspoken understandings.

More fucking fun ass gay flirting.

More fucking non-fucking.

(I did give her a titty twister, if that counts for anything)
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You know the saying why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

For you it's why buy the milk when some other dude enjoys it?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
You know the saying why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

For you it's why buy the milk when some other dude enjoys it?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Thanks for the positive reinforcement, cuntbeef.
 
Deos she know you're leaving the state? If so, you're in. That's an unwritten rule too. You can banged a chick with a boyfriend if you'll never be seen around these parts again.
 
gonelifting said:
Deos she know you're leaving the state? If so, you're in. That's an unwritten rule too. You can banged a chick with a boyfriend if you'll never be seen around these parts again.
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Yeah, she knows. I'm not interested in just fucking this chick. That's too easy.
 
Yeah, she knows. I'm not interested in just fucking this chick. That's too easy.
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So if you're not interested in fuggin her, and you're moving to SD soon what's the point of spending your energy and time on her(especially since she has a bf and neither you or her will cross that line), you should be bangin all the NY ass that you can till you move
 
seaking420 said:
So if you're not interested in fuggin her, and you're moving to SD soon what's the point of spending your energy and time on her(especially since she has a bf and neither you or her will cross that line), you should be bangin all the NY ass that you can till you move
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She's actually a good friend, which is something I value much more than ass (ass is common, interesting people are rare). I will still see her via work, so not much changes there.
 
She's actually a good friend, which is something I value much more than ass (ass is common, interesting people are rare). I will still see her via work, so not much changes there.
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ohh ok, it just seemed like you were really pissed/or upset that shit wasnt working out with you two in a relationship way. Thats just what I got out of this thread, I could be way off.
 
seaking420 said:
ohh ok, it just seemed like you were really pissed/or upset that shit wasnt working out with you two in a relationship way. Thats just what I got out of this thread, I could be way off.
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lmao, never pissed at any moment, dude. and CERTAINLY not even a thought about a relationship. she has a BF for poop's sake! lol
 
C into D

KillahBee said:
That chick I went to dinner with a month or so again, the "connection" broad. Long story short, I all but stopped communicado with her cause I wasn't getting the attention I so desired. She chased a teeny bit, but nothing I wanted to grab onto and play with for a while.

We have a big event / golf outing / drunk fest tomorrow and she's gonna be there. Thus, do I....

A) Completely ignore her, saying "hey, what's up" in passing as I go to speak to other friends

B) Give her a faint "hey" nod (sans wink), maybe chat for a few, but be sort of chilly. Not cold, just chilly. Let her feel my vibe for a bit and give me time to decide if I want to talk a bit more or peace out and go have some good times with my peeps.

C) Work the room like Frank motherfucking Sinatra, flirt with every poobah within smelling distance, own that crowd til they are dripping wet down their collective thighs...make her see value that she never dreamed of

D) Seduce the ever loving shit stink fuck out of her in such a playful manner throughout the day that she is fucking begging to take me in her mouth behind the 9th green by the end of the day.

:)

GO
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