So I definitely tried on girls jeans today

[KillahBee]

I'm in Guess and checking out the clearance rack, which is awkwardly positioned BLATANTLY in the men's side of the store. I see these brown jeans that would be perfect for the shirt I'm gonna rock tonight. Awesome! I go ahead and grab a few without really thinking bout sizing them up and some wonderful young sales lady escorts me to the changing room.

I slide em up on my and shit gets MAD tight once I try and pull em over the crotchetal areas. Then I finally get them near me and they barely cover my yohnson. I check out the tag and see words like "low rise" and "womens"

FANTASTIC@!!!!

Then I pulled the old "I am having an important call on my cell phone move" as I hurried out of the joint just knowing that all the sales chicks were taunting me with their giggly devil eyes.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You gonna go back later and buy em?

 

[KillahBee]

You gonna go back later and buy em?

Nah, I saw another girl wearing them and was like, "Whatever!"

 

[Phaded]

you'd wear brown jeans? thats prob. as cool as wearing white jeans..

 

[KillahBee]

you'd wear brown jeans? thats prob. as cool as wearing white jeans..

Fuck yes, I bought a pair today (men's).

 

[swole]

BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

i spent the day flexing my shopping muscle as well

i should post pics of my purchasings

 

[Phaded]

LOL i love your threads.. tell me you used to rock capri pants when you were in highschool

 

[needtogetaas]

Nah, I saw another girl wearing them and was like, "Whatever!"

lol you had that reply already thought out before he even asked.

 

[puddlemonkey]

you'd wear brown jeans? thats prob. as cool as wearing white jeans..

I don't care what color jeans you have, just put some on! Mygod! And even that tan out, farmer.

 

[KillahBee]

LOL i love your threads.. tell me you used to rock capri pants when you were in highschool

Absolutely not. They are bad enough on chicks.

I did buy sneakers with skulls on them today though. And a lavender tuxedo shirt.