hmmmm...decisions decisions. lol.HumanTarget said:Chicks have titties. life is automatically more joyful for you. and if you are a man, and not as blessed as HT, your life is much harder. women are naturally bubbly and perky and know that a man somewhere near is always willing to maim himself at her command......so ,ladies, stfu. or gobble me. your pick.
i come highly recommended...HeatherRae said:hmmmm...decisions decisions. lol.
pun intended?HumanTarget said:i come highly recommended...
HumanTarget said:Chicks have titties. life is automatically more joyful for you. and if you are a man, and not as blessed as HT, your life is much harder. women are naturally bubbly and perky and know that a man somewhere near is always willing to maim himself at her command......so ,ladies, stfu. or gobble me. your pick.
take it easy, you have enough climbing in your future....Gymgurl said:see its all in plotting of how to move up that company ladder
i bet your arms get tired quick.Gymgurl said:yeah but thats not for the company...that is for personal pleasure
gotta hate that! I try to switch hands, but I have no dexterity in my left hand and end up giving a spaz job. LOL. Did I just say that outloud...HumanTarget said:i bet your arms get tired quick.
that makes for awesome role play, i.e. the retarded girlfriend! awesome (& so very hot)HeatherRae said:gotta hate that! I try to switch hands, but I have no dexterity in my left hand and end up giving a spaz job. LOL. Did I just say that outloud...
I can hold the other hand up to my chest and drool, too, to complete the fantasy.HumanTarget said:that makes for awesome role play, i.e. the retarded girlfriend! awesome (& so very hot)
so you're gonna wind up like a seal at the circus???Gymgurl said:rolling the bean only takes fingers...and I don't jack anyone off..that is there own job...us whores on the island work hard but not that hard
seal at the circus?HumanTarget said:so you're gonna wind up like a seal at the circus???
Oops. =-)Frisky said:you said the S word... oh oh........
kinda, but not kinda....Gymgurl said:LOLOLOL Kinda like teabaggin
be assured i will.Gymgurl said:Well can you show me the difference then Sir HT
HumanTarget said:burnt out at work??? did you see that msn item? me? i take benzos. and frequent lunch breaks. and go into the bathroom, lock the door, curl up along side of a wall and sing hymns.......whatta bout you????
make sure not to leave those resignation letters lying around.blueta2 said:I run to the store next to my work and buy a Popsicle! A red one!
Red always make me feel better!
Or I will write my resignation letter, dreaming of the day I can throw it at my boss ;-)
HeatherRae said:make sure not to leave those resignation letters lying around.
LOL...probably shouldn't do that. You may come to work to find someone else sitting at your desk.blueta2 said:really? I have them posted all over the walls of my office...is that bad??..hehe!
Really should I not have them saved on my work pc?
HeatherRae said:LOL...probably shouldn't do that. You may come to work to find someone else sitting at your desk.
Frisky said:you said the S word... oh oh........
Frisky said:seal...... never ever EVER say SEAL![]()
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CEASAR said:Rule number one, never mention the s word, seal.
I believe it.
like clip those heinous toenails?Gymgurl said:I always just tried to do my personal stuff if I could when I was bored
Frisky said:lololol
seriously, there will be a couple here pronto like fucking white on rice claiming you and I and everyone else is on this whole club a seal shit. Weird thing is I only see seal's when I go to a water park. bwahahahaha....
HumanTarget said:Frisky. i'll blow your shit out if you turn another great HT thread into one of your pathetic cries for help/attention. i thought you had a bf now? or is he with his wife today?
HeatherRae said:I'm going to pop some popcorn and get a drink and come back to watch this drama develope. ;-)
Gymgurl said:LMAO at daycare
listen, trashbag, you get such a rise in that almost penis sized clit of yours by calling out Starfish. well, don't do it here, you hormonally challenged She-Beast. get yourself a rat trap and go snap that thing a few times......Frisky said:dont be a moron.. he's at daycare fucker. Sheesh........ I don't need attention, but you freaking morons cant handle the truth neither here nor there. Get all bitchy and whiney when a damn female steps up and sets the bar straight. Humble yourself
HumanTarget said:listen, trashbag, you get such a rise in that almost penis sized clit of yours by calling out Starfish. well, don't do it here, you hormonally challenged She-Beast. get yourself a rat trap and go snap that thing a few times......

that's cuz you need Moby's Dick to fit in the vast cavern you call a vage. i'll come and lay you as soon as a i take up spellunking......Frisky said:oh... you just done it now... fish will be on this thread like fly's on shit. LOL
I snapped that thing a few times this am and a few times last night. Don't hate because I have a bigger dildo than you could ever even imagine fitting in those pants.
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HumanTarget said:that's cuz you need Moby's Dick to fit in the vast cavern you call a vage. i'll come and lay you as soon as a i take up spellunking......
spellunking = cave exploring. lmao. babydoll.Frisky said:do me do me
Have you ever seen moby's dick? If so then I worry about you... like seriously... worry about you.
LOL
wtf is spellunking? dude... don't try to confuse me
HumanTarget said:spellunking = cave exploring. lmao. babydoll.
not good enough. get a welding mask and a rain slicker. then you might walk away with some dignity....Frisky said:oh... LOL
i have safety glasses on hand... just for incase ya know.![]()
HumanTarget said:not good enough. get a welding mask and a rain slicker. then you might walk away with some dignity....

bitch, bor? i'm your Daddy now, and you still skerred of lavamen? (and i almost had some bitch knock me out with one of those wood-assed shoes when i was trying to bring her leg across)Frisky said:lol
I have an emergency welding hood right next to my desk, along with some slicker type suits, and some steel toe shoes. I'm not playing bor...![]()
HumanTarget said:bitch, bor? i'm your Daddy now, and you still skerred of lavamen? (and i almost had some bitch knock me out with one of those wood-assed shoes when i was trying to bring her leg across)
i'm sure they're quite whorish....Frisky said:lmao
you so wouldn't wanna see the heels im wearing today. LOL
HumanTarget said:i'm sure they're quite whorish....
lol, as you say "working" meaning you banging your head on the bottom of the bosses desk being hard, i understand. i'd atleast let you take your shoes off, as long as i didn't have to look at them....(your jacked up feet)Frisky said:well duh... working isn't as easy as you suspect it to be. Bitch gotta make her money
HumanTarget said:lol, as you say "working" meaning you banging your head on the bottom of the bosses desk being hard, i understand. i'd atleast let you take your shoes off, as long as i didn't have to look at them....(your jacked up feet)
as nice as a couple of cinderblocks can look. .....Frisky said:i had a pedicure today and removed all my corns and shit.. my feet are looking nice.
oh and eek with the whole boss shit... i just puked in my mouth.
i got your yellow liquid. it's non-dairy, too......!HeatherRae said:<-----------all out of popcorn, can we take a concessions intermission?
Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby!
eeewwww....I want my mommy now.HumanTarget said:i got your yellow liquid. it's non-dairy, too......!
yes! the fabled mother/daughter 3 way! Sam Malone has nothing on me now....HeatherRae said:eeewwww....I want my mommy now.
I have to go shower. I feel so...unclean now.HumanTarget said:yes! the fabled mother/daughter 3 way! Sam Malone has nothing on me now....
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