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So, How Do You Keep/Cope with being.....

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burnt out at work??? did you see that msn item? me? i take benzos. and frequent lunch breaks. and go into the bathroom, lock the door, curl up along side of a wall and sing hymns.......whatta bout you????
 
I used to stare at the folders on my desk and mess around on the computer, at this one job that I had. I hated that job! We had people employed to monitor our internet usage. Once, I took a 15 minute break once and was playing a bit of poker. They sent a message that popped right up on my screen basically telling me that they could see what I was doing and that I better cut it out. Damn smokers were outside smoking all day, but I couldn't play a couple of hands of poker. Glad I quit. LOL.
 
Chicks have titties. life is automatically more joyful for you. and if you are a man, and not as blessed as HT, your life is much harder. women are naturally bubbly and perky and know that a man somewhere near is always willing to maim himself at her command......so ,ladies, stfu. or gobble me. your pick.
 
HumanTarget said:
Chicks have titties. life is automatically more joyful for you. and if you are a man, and not as blessed as HT, your life is much harder. women are naturally bubbly and perky and know that a man somewhere near is always willing to maim himself at her command......so ,ladies, stfu. or gobble me. your pick.
hmmmm...decisions decisions. lol.
 
I take breaks and go talk with co workers and what not.
 
HumanTarget said:
Chicks have titties. life is automatically more joyful for you. and if you are a man, and not as blessed as HT, your life is much harder. women are naturally bubbly and perky and know that a man somewhere near is always willing to maim himself at her command......so ,ladies, stfu. or gobble me. your pick.


see its all in plotting of how to move up that company ladder
 
rolling the bean only takes fingers...and I don't jack anyone off..that is there own job...us whores on the island work hard but not that hard
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet your arms get tired quick.
gotta hate that! I try to switch hands, but I have no dexterity in my left hand and end up giving a spaz job. LOL. Did I just say that outloud...
 
HeatherRae said:
gotta hate that! I try to switch hands, but I have no dexterity in my left hand and end up giving a spaz job. LOL. Did I just say that outloud...
that makes for awesome role play, i.e. the retarded girlfriend! awesome (& so very hot)
 
HumanTarget said:
that makes for awesome role play, i.e. the retarded girlfriend! awesome (& so very hot)
I can hold the other hand up to my chest and drool, too, to complete the fantasy.
 
Gymgurl said:
rolling the bean only takes fingers...and I don't jack anyone off..that is there own job...us whores on the island work hard but not that hard
so you're gonna wind up like a seal at the circus???
 
ROFL...I don't like having those put in my face. No 69 with the guy on top. LOL.
 
you said the S word... oh oh........
 
There's nothing I can do when I'm at work. I can't even take a piss if there's a 911 call. But luckily, everyone working with me is in the same boat so we all get bitchy 2gether. We are very forgiving of bad moods and cranky days.
 
When I get cranky at work, I just get off of the guy and tell GG to take over. I then walk to the other side of the island and make a smoothie. HTH =-)
 
HumanTarget said:
burnt out at work??? did you see that msn item? me? i take benzos. and frequent lunch breaks. and go into the bathroom, lock the door, curl up along side of a wall and sing hymns.......whatta bout you????

I run to the store next to my work and buy a Popsicle! A red one!
Red always make me feel better!
Or I will write my resignation letter, dreaming of the day I can throw it at my boss ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
I run to the store next to my work and buy a Popsicle! A red one!
Red always make me feel better!
Or I will write my resignation letter, dreaming of the day I can throw it at my boss ;-)
make sure not to leave those resignation letters lying around.
 
HeatherRae said:
make sure not to leave those resignation letters lying around.


really? I have them posted all over the walls of my office...is that bad??..hehe!

Really should I not have them saved on my work pc?
 
blueta2 said:
really? I have them posted all over the walls of my office...is that bad??..hehe!

Really should I not have them saved on my work pc?
LOL...probably shouldn't do that. You may come to work to find someone else sitting at your desk.
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL...probably shouldn't do that. You may come to work to find someone else sitting at your desk.


COOL....would love that!kidding !
I write them by hand then tear them up! Writing them as opposed to typing is so more theraputic!
 
CEASAR said:
Rule number one, never mention the s word, seal.

I believe it.


lololol

seriously, there will be a couple here pronto like fucking white on rice claiming you and I and everyone else is on this whole club a seal shit. Weird thing is I only see seal's when I go to a water park. bwahahahaha....
 
Frisky said:
lololol

seriously, there will be a couple here pronto like fucking white on rice claiming you and I and everyone else is on this whole club a seal shit. Weird thing is I only see seal's when I go to a water park. bwahahahaha....

lmao, seal avengers!
 
Frisky. i'll blow your shit out if you turn another great HT thread into one of your pathetic cries for help/attention. i thought you had a bf now? or is he with his wife today?
 
HumanTarget said:
Frisky. i'll blow your shit out if you turn another great HT thread into one of your pathetic cries for help/attention. i thought you had a bf now? or is he with his wife today?


dont be a moron.. he's at daycare fucker. Sheesh........ I don't need attention, but you freaking morons cant handle the truth neither here nor there. Get all bitchy and whiney when a damn female steps up and sets the bar straight. Humble yourself
 
I'm going to pop some popcorn and get a drink and come back to watch this drama develope. ;-)
 
HeatherRae said:
I'm going to pop some popcorn and get a drink and come back to watch this drama develope. ;-)


pop me a bag of kettle corn sweets... i love that shit
 
Gymgurl said:
LMAO at daycare


I have to pick him up at 5:15 ... its so cute too... he has a truck with training wheels.
 
do things I enjoy outside work, plus I love what I do so it helps.

when Im on the road for a job I work 7 days a week no days off and working 12hours scheduled a day but usually ends up 16 hours or so. for some reason it doesnt bother me.

maybe its the nice cheque and all the time off,but it doesnt seem bad,just stay positive
 
Frisky said:
dont be a moron.. he's at daycare fucker. Sheesh........ I don't need attention, but you freaking morons cant handle the truth neither here nor there. Get all bitchy and whiney when a damn female steps up and sets the bar straight. Humble yourself
listen, trashbag, you get such a rise in that almost penis sized clit of yours by calling out Starfish. well, don't do it here, you hormonally challenged She-Beast. get yourself a rat trap and go snap that thing a few times......
 
HumanTarget said:
listen, trashbag, you get such a rise in that almost penis sized clit of yours by calling out Starfish. well, don't do it here, you hormonally challenged She-Beast. get yourself a rat trap and go snap that thing a few times......


oh... you just done it now... fish will be on this thread like fly's on shit. LOL

I snapped that thing a few times this am and a few times last night. Don't hate because I have a bigger dildo than you could ever even imagine fitting in those pants.

:heart:
 
Frisky said:
oh... you just done it now... fish will be on this thread like fly's on shit. LOL

I snapped that thing a few times this am and a few times last night. Don't hate because I have a bigger dildo than you could ever even imagine fitting in those pants.

:heart:
that's cuz you need Moby's Dick to fit in the vast cavern you call a vage. i'll come and lay you as soon as a i take up spellunking......
 
HumanTarget said:
that's cuz you need Moby's Dick to fit in the vast cavern you call a vage. i'll come and lay you as soon as a i take up spellunking......


do me do me

Have you ever seen moby's dick? If so then I worry about you... like seriously... worry about you.

LOL

wtf is spellunking? dude... don't try to confuse me
 
Frisky said:
do me do me

Have you ever seen moby's dick? If so then I worry about you... like seriously... worry about you.

LOL

wtf is spellunking? dude... don't try to confuse me
spellunking = cave exploring. lmao. babydoll.
 
HumanTarget said:
spellunking = cave exploring. lmao. babydoll.


oh... LOL

i have safety glasses on hand... just for incase ya know. ;)
 
Frisky said:
oh... LOL

i have safety glasses on hand... just for incase ya know. ;)
not good enough. get a welding mask and a rain slicker. then you might walk away with some dignity....
 
HumanTarget said:
not good enough. get a welding mask and a rain slicker. then you might walk away with some dignity....


lol

I have an emergency welding hood right next to my desk, along with some slicker type suits, and some steel toe shoes. I'm not playing bor... :chomp:
 
Frisky said:
lol

I have an emergency welding hood right next to my desk, along with some slicker type suits, and some steel toe shoes. I'm not playing bor... :chomp:
bitch, bor? i'm your Daddy now, and you still skerred of lavamen? (and i almost had some bitch knock me out with one of those wood-assed shoes when i was trying to bring her leg across)
 
HumanTarget said:
bitch, bor? i'm your Daddy now, and you still skerred of lavamen? (and i almost had some bitch knock me out with one of those wood-assed shoes when i was trying to bring her leg across)


lmao

you so wouldn't wanna see the heels im wearing today. LOL
 
HumanTarget said:
i'm sure they're quite whorish....


well duh... working isn't as easy as you suspect it to be. Bitch gotta make her money
 
Frisky said:
well duh... working isn't as easy as you suspect it to be. Bitch gotta make her money
lol, as you say "working" meaning you banging your head on the bottom of the bosses desk being hard, i understand. i'd atleast let you take your shoes off, as long as i didn't have to look at them....(your jacked up feet)
 
HumanTarget said:
lol, as you say "working" meaning you banging your head on the bottom of the bosses desk being hard, i understand. i'd atleast let you take your shoes off, as long as i didn't have to look at them....(your jacked up feet)


i had a pedicure today and removed all my corns and shit.. my feet are looking nice.

oh and eek with the whole boss shit... i just puked in my mouth.
 
Frisky said:
i had a pedicure today and removed all my corns and shit.. my feet are looking nice.

oh and eek with the whole boss shit... i just puked in my mouth.
as nice as a couple of cinderblocks can look. .....
 
<-----------all out of popcorn, can we take a concessions intermission?


Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby!
 
HeatherRae said:
<-----------all out of popcorn, can we take a concessions intermission?


Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby!
i got your yellow liquid. it's non-dairy, too......!
 
HumanTarget said:
yes! the fabled mother/daughter 3 way! Sam Malone has nothing on me now....
I have to go shower. I feel so...unclean now.
 
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