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so how do you get a hooker?
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KillahBee
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not that I have ever gotten one, but the best way to go about it if you are a noob and don't have any connections is to check out the local yellow pages under escorts. tip - if you are looking to not spend too much loot, avoid the ones with the 800 numbers. give em a call and price em out (tell them where you live approximately and for how long). feel free to get as specific as possible with what you want her to look like.
Hiatussin
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Well its different in different parts
here its legal. Theres basically four categories-
1 nasty cheap whores
they stand around on certain places in skimpy clothing trying to get men in cars to pick them up. Prices are completely arbitrary and so are rules, the girls arent really protected. These are serial killers best friends. This method is actually illegal here, but the government does designate streets where they promise not to look...
2 medium whores
they pose and tease in front of lighted windows on hooker streets, like shop windows.
Some of these are already very good looking and skilled at getting your attention and making you set up a flea tent as you walk by. 50 bucks for a BJ and fuck with an orgasm, then beat it, over here. uglier ones like 40.
3 Hotel/bar whores
Sometimes you just go into a bar or dance club and notice all the women are hot, all the men are old and ugly, and the drinks are strangely expensive. Sometimes a man and a girl go upstairs to some bedrooms there. Some hired gorillas make sure you dont leave the tab when you leave. Yab Yum in Amsterdam is a very classy and expensive one of these, but some are very raunchy too.
4 Class whores
Mostly call girls/escorts that you order to come over. you can specify what kinda looks she should have, how she should dress and how she should behave. Its common for them to come along with you to dinners or parties before the night, so these girls are educated in how to behave like a classy lady. Could run you anywhere from 1000 to 10.000 a night, disregarding the extremes.
Basically you need contacts... dont you at least know someone who fucks whores? or know someone who knows someone?
here its legal. Theres basically four categories-
1 nasty cheap whores
they stand around on certain places in skimpy clothing trying to get men in cars to pick them up. Prices are completely arbitrary and so are rules, the girls arent really protected. These are serial killers best friends. This method is actually illegal here, but the government does designate streets where they promise not to look...
2 medium whores
they pose and tease in front of lighted windows on hooker streets, like shop windows.
Some of these are already very good looking and skilled at getting your attention and making you set up a flea tent as you walk by. 50 bucks for a BJ and fuck with an orgasm, then beat it, over here. uglier ones like 40.
3 Hotel/bar whores
Sometimes you just go into a bar or dance club and notice all the women are hot, all the men are old and ugly, and the drinks are strangely expensive. Sometimes a man and a girl go upstairs to some bedrooms there. Some hired gorillas make sure you dont leave the tab when you leave. Yab Yum in Amsterdam is a very classy and expensive one of these, but some are very raunchy too.
4 Class whores
Mostly call girls/escorts that you order to come over. you can specify what kinda looks she should have, how she should dress and how she should behave. Its common for them to come along with you to dinners or parties before the night, so these girls are educated in how to behave like a classy lady. Could run you anywhere from 1000 to 10.000 a night, disregarding the extremes.
Basically you need contacts... dont you at least know someone who fucks whores? or know someone who knows someone?
btreflyzgirl
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An "escort" is a more polite way to address a woman that gives pleasure for the exchange of money. I escorted for a short time in my life because I needed financial help and had nobody to help me. No car, No home, No nothing so I did what I had to do to get myself back up on my feet. So, now to answer your question, someone of your mentality probably already looked in the yellow pages for the heading "hooker",didn't you? 
Why don't you try "escort services" and see what that gets you. And a word to the wise, don't be a rude *&^%$ when you call, we are all human and should be treated with respect no matter what our profession! 
Why don't you try "escort services" and see what that gets you. And a word to the wise, don't be a rude *&^%$ when you call, we are all human and should be treated with respect no matter what our profession!
btreflyzgirl
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I want to apologize for the rudeness of my earlier post on this topic. Everyone has their own views and opinions and I apologize,Alwayson.
milo hobgoblin
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I don think there is ANYTHING wrong wityh being a call girl. Probably some of the last honest women out there.. everything is up front.. no games.. everyone gets what they want and need out of the deal.
btreflyzgirl
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EnderJE said:
I lived that lifestyle for awhile and I'll tell you, I don't regret it because I feel I had to do what I had to do at that point in my life to get back on my feet. I have no shame. None whatsoever. I met alot of interesting people, had fun with some, and got myself out of a rut. I always used protection and kept myself safe. As far as mentally dealing with it, I never had a problem with that because I feel it is society who makes it portrayed as such a bad thing. It's ok for a slut to run around the bars going to bed with a different person everynite but let a girl do that and get paid for it as well and it's "Oh my Gosh, she's a whore"! Thats okey,slut, I've got money in my pocket.
KillahBee
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EnderJE said:
as someone who has partaken in it, I'll give you my perspective:
First off, it's pretty normal with the crew I grew up with. And it had NOTHING to do with not being able to get laid. Kids would get laid Monday and Wednesday, but still get an escort on a Tuesday. It's more of a relaxing thing. It's just a release. Not a big deal at all. And to be ragingly honest, it is more admirable and ballsy than trying to chase some immature daddy's girl bar slut around all night acting like a pussy with the hopes that you may get into her pants at some point, just like 400 other random bar dudes before you. Shit, escorts are safer than that whole lifestyle.
rudeboyja
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KillahBee said:
I need a challenge in everything I do. Women, work etc.. or else I get bored. I must say though at my friends batchlor party about 2 years ago they hired 6 of them (paid like 5K for 4 hours) and I did get with this Pam Anderson look alike (exactly alike her) who wore me out. Came 4 times in about an hour & 1/2. So I can see the appeal
well, now. picking up hookers are a form of gambling. i personally do not gamble with my dick. the odds are pretty even but heres what you are looking at:
1) it's a dude.
2) it's a cop.
3) it's a crazy hooker with a razor blade in her mouth.
4) it's a girl. but one with a scorching case of herpes.
5) she steals your wallet and/or a kidney.
1) it's a dude.
2) it's a cop.
3) it's a crazy hooker with a razor blade in her mouth.
4) it's a girl. but one with a scorching case of herpes.
5) she steals your wallet and/or a kidney.
btreflyzgirl
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rudeboyja said:
You do have a point there and I do agree because 9 clients out of 10 I assure you I would not have had sex with had money not been involved. Now, you have to admit-either way you go, your puttin money out. Because you can meet a girl at a bar and buy her drinks all nite and not be even guaranteed to get laid but with an escort(although much pricier)you know you will and I dont know about the other girls but I always made whoever I was with feel like a million bucks when we were through.
rudeboyja
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btreflyzgirl said:
True but there are tons of women out there you don't have to spend money on to have sex with. Guys who know the game know you never buy a girl more than 1 drink & usually don't buy one at all. But yes I have seen some dudes do some pretty ridiculous spending when it comes to women. & those are the ones who usually don't get them anyways.
money is the root of all evil and vagina is a close second---lol
btreflyzgirl
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rudeboyja said:
Yes...and it all just goes to show that there's usually some kind of "hustle" involved where sex and/or money are involved. I don't agree that a "vagina" is a close second. Can we agree that sex itself is a close second? I mean the guests on Jerry Springer are both female and male...
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Spartacus
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so you just skipped the "farm system" of stripping and went pro right away?btreflyzgirl said:An "escort" is a more polite way to address a woman that gives pleasure for the exchange of money. I escorted for a short time in my life because I needed financial help and had nobody to help me. No car, No home, No nothing so I did what I had to do to get myself back up on my feet. So, now to answer your question, someone of your mentality probably already looked in the yellow pages for the heading "hooker",didn't you?
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Spartacus
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I bartended for a dozen years and tend to side with your sentimentrudeboyja said:
but I've seen plenty of situations that "worked" becuase of the increase in alcohol consumed
women know PDQ whether they'll sleep with you
if it's a "yes" then consuming alcohol lowers the time horizons for this to happen
back in my college days and well into my 20s it was quite common to find a girl you were attracted to and had a little chemistry with
and just get trashed together and go to either one's place later
it might mean tomorrow before the sex oriented correctly and was memorable
but you could generally tag the pussy for the next 3 days
so
escort=big time expense for one time experience
bar pick-up and/or actual date=more moderate expense and more returns on your investment
needtogetaas
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money.
rudeboyja
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btreflyzgirl said:
What I mean is that you have very powerful men, world leaders, CEO's etc.. That can handle everything except the temptation of women. Hell, Clinton almost gave up the presidency to get oral from a slob. I would bet that most of your clients were married men that were somewhat succcessful. Probably good people who have a weakness for "pussy".
mrhoon
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When I got out of cullinary school in 98, 2 of my friends and I were in a strip club gettin drunk. When we left, I thought (aloud) " Lets get a whore!" They agreed. With a short discussion about where to find one, we jumped in my friends truck and took off. We were driving down a long main road where activities of this nature were rumored to transpire. We see one woman who "appears" to be a lady of the night. We pull over. She comes up to the truck, asks us "what we are lookin for". We ask "What do you do" She says she'll suck us all for $20. Great deal right, she had maybe 3 teeth in her whole mouth, and was all cracked out. We told her we'd think it over. So we were off again. Now, it was a monday night, so not much to choose from, but we happen upon another prospect. We pull over onto a side street, and she comes running over, as I turn to see her coming up the street I see she is a rather rotund woman. I say, "Dude, not a fat one!" She makes her way to the drivers door. Asks whats up. And we decide $20 each for sex would suffice. So I have to climb in the back of the truck and ride there the 5 or 6 miles back to my apt. The whole way I'm rolling around in the back with pop cans, and mcdonalds bags. So we pull up to the 7-11 near my house. My friends go in to buy Jimmies, and I run to my house to hide any valuables. When we are all in my apt, she immediately starts to undress. When she pulls off her skirt and I see her big round ass, and midsection hanging over it, I say "I'm not doin it." She says, "I'm still gettin $60!" One of the guys takes her in my room, the other says "if you're not I'm not" We drop our fourty bucks on the counter and head outside for a smoke. We're outside giggling "he's fuckin a Whore!, Ha Ha" So the the one guy comes out all grins, and says "whos next?" And we start teasin him about fucking a fat whore. He says whatever, I'm leavin now so I don't have to give her a ride, and he heads off towards his car. A minute later, she come tearing out of my apt, half dressed calling after my friend for a ride, he does stop and lets her in.
btreflyzgirl
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rudeboyja said:
Successful married men...yes but not necessarily with a weakness for "pussy". Most of the men that I came in contact with were older gentlemen who have been married to the same woman for 10+years. Their wives aren't interested in sex anymore and the men want to feel that excitement again and feel wanted. Maybe Hilary wasn't into oral,anal or anything kinky and he wanted some excitement in his sex life????Who knows.
