So crack helps you lose weight....

[Code]

Shit I been slanging freebase yohimburn for months.

The shit is da bomb.

 

[Raina]

Sure people look at you funny when you're snorting lines of creatine off your desk but if they look at you funny, just stand up and grab your ass and say "you're just jealous of my rock hard bod bitch". That's a very professional way to handle most situations.

 

[glennds]

That's the lastest dieting fad!

The JENNY CRANK diet.

LOL!

 

[Lao Tzu]

Sure people look at you funny when you're snorting lines of creatine off your desk but if they look at you funny, just stand up and grab your ass and say "you're just jealous of my rock hard bod bitch". That's a very professional way to handle most situations.

hmm. i usually just curl up into the fetal position and start crying if people look at me. Maybe i should take the assertive approach like you are recommending.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

This thread is exactly why Raina rules.

Also, I would raise a point that other good diet tools are AIDS, cancer, and chemotherapy.
If you can't lose weight on that, then you are screwed.

 

[Lao Tzu]

This thread is exactly why Raina rules.

Also, I would raise a point that other good diet tools are AIDS, cancer, and chemotherapy.
If you can't lose weight on that, then you are screwed.

true that. moving to the Sudan is another diet trick that doctors are looking into.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

but if they look at you funny, just stand up and grab your ass and say "you're just jealous of my rock hard bod bitch".

LOL! I really gotta start doing that more often.....!!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

AJAX.. its like $1.79 and it'll last you either a month, week, day.. depending on how much you need it.

 

[Raina]

The best weight loss solutions are those that involve not actually having to get off your ass and do anything. You see, when you move around a lot, you are at SERIOUS risk for injury. That's why drugs and interesting over-priced contraptions are so important....they keep you safe.

 

[Lao Tzu]

The best weight loss solutions are those that involve not actually having to get off your ass and do anything. You see, when you move around a lot, you are at SERIOUS risk for injury. That's why drugs and interesting over-priced contraptions are so important....they keep you safe.

well i disagree. I think that its good to get up every now and then rather than lie still all day. i have bad genetics so im destined to be fat but every other day or so i still get out of bed and walk to the shower so i can wash the fig newton crumbs out of my folds. Its only sanitary.