So crack helps you lose weight....

[obiwan9962]

lol
when people look at me funny
i just remind them that in the olden days i would call them out to the fields and deul
and then neatly eviscerate them
and remind them that when i am done i would make em eat their balls


lol

crack? you must be on the stuff if you could even consider that shiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[Raina]

I can sort of see where you're coming from nordstrom, but I feel like you're obviously obessive compulsive or something. Why would you need to wash? Aren't you comfy with your body? You should love yourself for who you are and how you smell.

Damn the man....

 

[pitbullstl]

Sure people look at you funny when you're snorting lines of creatine off your desk but if they look at you funny, just stand up and grab your ass and say "you're just jealous of my rock hard bod bitch". That's a very professional way to handle most situations.

I'd really like to see you do that........


Try tipping the scales at 270 with single digit bodyfat........

Everything you do people look at you strange.............

 

[Raina]

Try being 5'7, 124 pounds and scraping your car in a 4" spike heel while trying not to get your suede boots wet in the snow. Just try it.

People look at me strange all the time-- mostly because I make a spectacle of myself and I don't really care because life's too short not to perform a goofy tango in the produce aisle.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

ATM money dance
rabbit suit in bars
pissing on yourself and telling people the truth
singing on the toilet
Xeroxing your ass and/or balls and leaving the results in people's drawers in the office

these are a few of my favorite things

 

[pitbullstl]

ATM money dance
rabbit suit in bars
pissing on yourself and telling people the truth
singing on the toilet
Xeroxing your ass and/or balls and leaving the results in people's drawers in the office

these are a few of my favorite things

I love you..........

 

[jnuts]

rabbit suit in bars

Ha! And you've got the pics to prove it.

 

[pitbullstl]

Try being 5'7, 124 pounds and scraping your car in a 4" spike heel while trying not to get your suede boots wet in the snow. Just try it.

People look at me strange all the time-- mostly because I make a spectacle of myself and I don't really care because life's too short not to perform a goofy tango in the produce aisle.

Oh yeah!!! Well I do it in 6" heels....................

So there!!!!!!!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Ha! And you've got the pics to prove it.

whoa - how did you know that?

 

[jnuts]

You posted a link to your stock picks. Those pics are somewhere on that site.