So crack helps you lose weight....

[plornive]

I am losing weight because I work from 8pm to 4am, then 9am to 2pm. I manage to workout now and then and eat a protein bar sometimes. It's hard to put calories down my throat now.

 

[plornive]

On a serious note, drinking 18 cans of Coke Light, a few McDonalds hamburgers and some protein bars every day seems to be shredding me to massive rippedness.... except for that "massive" part.... not massive at all.... and the rippedness is more like the semi-rippedness that girls who don't want a guy who is "too big" like. So basically I look like a 12 year old schoolboy with a receding hairline.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I am too lazy to eat. I skip breakfast usually and will either drink coffee or drink Coke. I forgot to bring in my coffee mug this morning or else I'd be nailing the java in a big way.

Then at lunch I get some form of meat or fish and maybe some pasta too, usually either water or Coke with that.
At the very most that is 1000 calories, but I would say it is more likely to be around 500-700.

Then at night I either have some pasta and water with a few swigs of juice, or I just forget and then munch on a granola bar later.
If that pasta route, it is under 700 cals.

I am losing weight like a fiend, but I am amazed that I still have more muscle mass than I would have expected - surely not much - but more than I would have expected.
That and I am running roughly 5 miles a day, trying to get up over that.

I am at the point now where I need to make my diet better - before I was getting by on fat stores, but now I am seeing that I am probably nearing a problem in the way I eat.

So no crack for me.

 

[TheProject]

Sure people look at you funny when you're snorting lines of creatine off your desk but if they look at you funny, just stand up and grab your ass and say "you're just jealous of my rock hard bod bitch". That's a very professional way to handle most situations.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Try being 5'7, 124 pounds and scraping your car in a 4" spike heel while trying not to get your suede boots wet in the snow. Just try it.

People look at me strange all the time-- mostly because I make a spectacle of myself and I don't really care because life's too short not to perform a goofy tango in the produce aisle.

werent' you like 150 not to long ago?

i love raina's posts, they remind me of that south park episode where bebe grows boobs.

As far as bathing, i feel it is my duty as an american to bathe at least 6 times a month. So far so good but im afraid that with my hectic schedule of tv viewing that i may have to cut that down to 4 times a month. Oprah is doing some great stuff this month and the game show channel is in sweeps so i can't really bathe anymore.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I am too lazy to eat. I skip breakfast usually and will either drink coffee or drink Coke. I forgot to bring in my coffee mug this morning or else I'd be nailing the java in a big way.

Then at lunch I get some form of meat or fish and maybe some pasta too, usually either water or Coke with that.
At the very most that is 1000 calories, but I would say it is more likely to be around 500-700.

Then at night I either have some pasta and water with a few swigs of juice, or I just forget and then munch on a granola bar later.
If that pasta route, it is under 700 cals.

I am losing weight like a fiend, but I am amazed that I still have more muscle mass than I would have expected - surely not much - but more than I would have expected.
That and I am running roughly 5 miles a day, trying to get up over that.

I am at the point now where I need to make my diet better - before I was getting by on fat stores, but now I am seeing that I am probably nearing a problem in the way I eat.

So no crack for me.

I'm just going to do 8 hot pockets a day, kool aid and T3 for my diet. And a multi-vitamin of course.