Smuggling Ideas?? Lol

[Anthony Starks]

Its so obvious, why not just build a car that runs on test and just drive it across.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I think it's already been done if I'm not mistaken.

It's called a Ferrari Testarossa.

Nice try though.

 

[ryan04]

When your over there pick up a few eight balls of coke along with your gear, and walk it across the border. Then, right before you get to customs, stick all the coke in the pockets or the suitcase of the guy in front of you, and right before he goes to show his passport yell out "FOR THE LAST TIME NO, I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY GOD DAMNED COCAINE OFF OF YOU". Customs will then be so busy ripping apart this guys luggage and sticking their fingers up his ass they'll forget all about you. He may be innocent, but hay, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. Maybe later when you're repping 400 on flat bench you'll think about him and have a good laugh.

"There are some who are destined to do great things that inspire others... there are others who are destined to serve as tragic examples of what not to do."

 

[TheRide]

When your over there pick up a few eight balls of coke along with your gear, and walk it across the border. Then, right before you get to customs, stick all the coke in the pockets or the suitcase of the guy in front of you, and right before he goes to show his passport yell out "FOR THE LAST TIME NO, I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY GOD DAMNED COCAINE OFF OF YOU". Customs will then be so busy ripping apart this guys luggage and sticking their fingers up his ass they'll forget all about you. He may be innocent, but hay, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. Maybe later when you're repping 400 on flat bench you'll think about him and have a good laugh.

"There are some who are destined to do great things that inspire others... there are others who are destined to serve as tragic examples of what not to do."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StereOMaN]

First you got to nail one of those big Western Union girls to get her on the up and up so she don't narc. Then have her load a couple hundred of the amps under her 'valuptuous' tits and then stuff all the rolls on that heffer untill she bursts! No one in customs will want to put their fingers up her ass! The sad thing is I bet people have actually done this for more taboo substances.

 

[kahbab]

Just stick your gear in a condom and shove it up your ass ...That should be a safe bet...(it might make for a very uncomfortable walk across though), and you wont save nearly enough money to warrant doing it...

Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo

yup that's what i was thinking.........hike up your skirt, grab your balls and shove that shit up your ass...lol although if the bag breaks your prostate might blow up and start fighting turds on the way by.

 

[Judo Tom]

hot air ballons are my personal favorite

 

[musketeer]

Cut a small dime-sized hole in the lining of your coat/jacket and dump all pills between the outer shell of your jacket and lining. Shake them all down into another part of your jacket and walk across carrying your jacket. Cut a big fucking hole in the lining when you home and reach in and grab your pills. You could probably hide pills all inside running shoes as well. Injectables, is a lot more difficult, especially if you don't want to feel any pain.

DONT PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING SHOES

my GF and I have had our shoes checked EVERY time we fly in or out of the States.

 

[lilleole]

agreed, get a car that runs on test.

 

[shortstack]

Bury them in America! Then you can stuff the corpse full of all kinds of steriods! A corpses ass feels no pain! Customs wont search him!

LMAO!!!!

you sick fk