Smuggling Ideas?? Lol

[wls8687]

I dated a girl with a wooden leg once, it didn't work out and I had to break it off.

HAHA

 

[yomama]

Cut a small dime-sized hole in the lining of your coat/jacket and dump all pills between the outer shell of your jacket and lining. Shake them all down into another part of your jacket and walk across carrying your jacket. Cut a big fucking hole in the lining when you home and reach in and grab your pills. You could probably hide pills all inside running shoes as well. Injectables, is a lot more difficult, especially if you don't want to feel any pain.

Not a good idea, since they make you take off your shoes and then put it thru the scanner. What do you think will happen when the guy looks inside the shoes and see the pills.

 

[ryan04]

Take all the injectables, dump them in a bottle and rub it into your hair (the longer your hair, the more juice you can bring). You'll look really greasy, but fuck it. Then when you get home, fill up a small bucket of water and wash your hair into it. This will give you a potent anabolic mix of water, shampoo, and whatever juice you brought across. It will be dilluted, so you'll probably have to shoot up 15 or 20 ml's instead of 1, but it'll still work. The shampoo will help the gear stick to your receptors sights better, and the dirt that was in your hair will make the injection less painful. Let us know how it goes!

 

[Anthony Starks]

Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo

Thats the exact same thing I think whenever I see these Mexico threads. Even some of the gear in Mexico is MORE expensive than from a good source. Really though, even if they were giving it away in Mexico its not worth my time or reputation to try to smuggle it over here.

 

[TheRide]

Study the ocean currents in the Gulf of Mexico, time the hurricain/tropical storm season and set your gear a drift on a raft headed for the Southern US!

 

[Lumberg]

Thats the exact same thing I think whenever I see these Mexico threads. Even some of the gear in Mexico is MORE expensive than from a good source. Really though, even if they were giving it away in Mexico its not worth my time or reputation to try to smuggle it over here.

Not to mention gas, wear and tear on the car, cost of doing the other shit to cover up your real reason for going (buying tacky souvenirs or having a few drinks), the aggravation, etc etc etc

I remember a friend of mine who smoked a lot of pot. He thought about going into business for himself, but he decided that the premium he paid to the drug dealer was a fair amount for the risk the guy was taking on (you knwo over a certain threshold the offence is mroe serious--he never bought more than the threashold, I don't remember what it was).

 

[superfuzz]

I dont know about you guys but i can get 20 apms up my ass every time i visit mex.

 

[ryan04]

I can get 5 jugs of 50 ml Quality Vet enanthate inside my whore of a girlfriend...2 in the holy of holys, 2 in the stink star, and 1 in her mouth. Only thing is I've got to boil them all a few times to get em' sterile and pick all the herpe scabs and crabs off of em'.

 

[The Terminator]

I can get 5 jugs of 50 ml Quality Vet enanthate inside my whore of a girlfriend...2 in the holy of holys, 2 in the stink star, and 1 in her mouth. Only thing is I've got to boil them all a few times to get em' sterile and pick all the herpe scabs and crabs off of em'.

Sounds like some of the girls I have ended up with at times

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Maybe slingshot it across?

Slam a few tennis balls filled with tabs across?

Bring a ghetto homie from the hood with a shower cap on and curlers in his hair and stick d-bol tabs inside the hair curlers. It could work.

Bring a fat girl with the weird no boobs syndrome and have her put on big fake boobs and fill em up with a smorgasborg of pharmecuticals?

WAlk across the border with one of those REALLY long haired dogs and tape it to the dog inside the hair on the skin. Don't forget your camelback or the dog might not make it.

Buy one of those expensive gas powered radio controlled vintage air planes and load it up and fly it across at night.

I could keep going and going, better not, I'll end up giving away someones method sooner or later haha.