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Well first off there was only 1 cash station in the whole arena that was working - which was a real pain... Lots of different people there - old, young, and every ethnicity imaginable - I was suprised by the diversity in the house... Pretty good seat tho - like 15th row up... so we were close enough...
Dont' know escat order or if this includes everthing, but I tried to include highlights... Also I don't remember exactly were the velocity stopped and smackdown began. (BTW I know this is all fiction - but it was a good ass time) Overall only a few people had too much to drink (only saw 1 guy taken out) and the house was packed to the roof.
Anyways - walked in there and that new "carlito cool" or whatever guy was in the ring... "Whatever" is exactly the right word for him.
Then came the basham bros vs Rico and Charlie Hass w/Miss Jackie... Charlie Hass is pretty good, but Rico stole the show - I never really enjoyed his geigh antics on TV, but he was hilarious in this matchup... Miss Jackie looked kind of chubby (which is funny cause except for her face I think she looks HOT on TV) - but who we kidding, I'd hit it. The bashams stole the win I think.
Then I think Nunzio came out with Stromboli - fighting the latest Asian dude... Nunzio was pretty good - but looks even smaller in person (if that is evern possible)... Best part of the match is afterwards the Asian dude runs into stromboli outside the ring, works him over a bit, then holds him up over his head - and just walks away (dropping the dude on the floor) - awesome.
Then I think Rey mysterio fought spike dudley... d-von and bubba ray accompanied him out, but then got kicked out of the ring... the stunts were pretty good and Rey is TINY, but pulls some good stunts... and then that French Homo Rene Dupree and some other asian dude come out and stomp on Rey Mysterio -who loses to spike - but then RVD comes out and saves him - mildly entertaining...
Then stromboli comes back out and trounces some unknown dude (who doesn't even have an intro).. it wasn't a bad match, cause stromboli is pretty entertaining...
Then Billy Kidman is supposed to fight Paul London (I think this was the start of smackdown) but Kidman leaves the ring ans loses by count out... Then lame ass booker T walks in and beats up paul london... who cares (does anyone like booker t other than when he gets his ass kicked by cena?)
Then I think Renee dupree and the second asian dude again come out and fight hardcore holly... Bob is old and Renee needs to get his nipples operated on cause they look bad from 20 rows up... I think they will or maybe bob wins... the match sucked - rene dupress is on the way out the door I think....
then they show some geigh shit with this heinrich guy kidnapping people and making them listen to his poetry - who gives a f?
FINALLY comes the good stuff....
Undertaker comes out and trounces two losers that call themselves the ministry or something - some bowling ball looking 400lb fat black dude and this fat soft white dude that likes spitting blood all over himself... Taker gives one of em a good impression of a guilitene with a folding chair at some point... They suck but it was cool to see a big name finally.... BJL comes out to watch the match - but won't get out of his limo (wimp)
The School Girl Match was next - Torrie Wilson and Dawn marie come out.... I can say honestly from TV I was not much of a fan of Torrie wilson - but in person her booty looks SUBSTANTIALLY more plentiful and I could not stop looking at it... I could not possible say enough good things about her ass, so I will stop there.... Dawn marie is nice looking too, but come on here... If you think Torrie is hot on TV, you gotta see her LIVE. They DON't end up fighting each other tho - they fight two old grannies called the "_______ Moolah" or something - these old ladies are SICK and WRONG - the old ladies win - but torries skirt is up and her ass and undies are exposed most of the match - so I really wasn't paying attention.... Dawn marie also got her shirt ripped off.... The plentiful views of torries ass and thighs were practically worth the price of admission alone - If I had a long range zoom digital camera I wold have been in heaven and you all would have had something to look at today! The only way this could have been better is if Torrie got her shirt ripped off - or if she actually got naked....
Finally the final match of the night - Kurt Angle and ass-faced Luther Reins vs The Big Show and Eddie Gurrero - The fight was entertaining as hell... but some dude runs in and helps stomp eddie... with eddie out - Kurt takes out a tranquilizer gun and darts the bigshow like some elephant or something... big show comes close to getting angle anyways but passes out finally - whereby Angle and the 2 others start shaving his hair off him and taking pics like he is a 12 point deer.... They leave and Bigshow wakes up with some medical help and stumbles out - and finally to chants of Eddie! Eddie regains concsiousness.... he gets in the ring and calls out Kurt angle - who comes out without his buddies - whereby eddie kicks his ass in and we all go home happy....
A pic of Torrie I googled for those who don't know....
Well first off there was only 1 cash station in the whole arena that was working - which was a real pain... Lots of different people there - old, young, and every ethnicity imaginable - I was suprised by the diversity in the house... Pretty good seat tho - like 15th row up... so we were close enough...
Dont' know escat order or if this includes everthing, but I tried to include highlights... Also I don't remember exactly were the velocity stopped and smackdown began. (BTW I know this is all fiction - but it was a good ass time) Overall only a few people had too much to drink (only saw 1 guy taken out) and the house was packed to the roof.
Anyways - walked in there and that new "carlito cool" or whatever guy was in the ring... "Whatever" is exactly the right word for him.
Then came the basham bros vs Rico and Charlie Hass w/Miss Jackie... Charlie Hass is pretty good, but Rico stole the show - I never really enjoyed his geigh antics on TV, but he was hilarious in this matchup... Miss Jackie looked kind of chubby (which is funny cause except for her face I think she looks HOT on TV) - but who we kidding, I'd hit it. The bashams stole the win I think.
Then I think Nunzio came out with Stromboli - fighting the latest Asian dude... Nunzio was pretty good - but looks even smaller in person (if that is evern possible)... Best part of the match is afterwards the Asian dude runs into stromboli outside the ring, works him over a bit, then holds him up over his head - and just walks away (dropping the dude on the floor) - awesome.
Then I think Rey mysterio fought spike dudley... d-von and bubba ray accompanied him out, but then got kicked out of the ring... the stunts were pretty good and Rey is TINY, but pulls some good stunts... and then that French Homo Rene Dupree and some other asian dude come out and stomp on Rey Mysterio -who loses to spike - but then RVD comes out and saves him - mildly entertaining...
Then stromboli comes back out and trounces some unknown dude (who doesn't even have an intro).. it wasn't a bad match, cause stromboli is pretty entertaining...
Then Billy Kidman is supposed to fight Paul London (I think this was the start of smackdown) but Kidman leaves the ring ans loses by count out... Then lame ass booker T walks in and beats up paul london... who cares (does anyone like booker t other than when he gets his ass kicked by cena?)
Then I think Renee dupree and the second asian dude again come out and fight hardcore holly... Bob is old and Renee needs to get his nipples operated on cause they look bad from 20 rows up... I think they will or maybe bob wins... the match sucked - rene dupress is on the way out the door I think....
then they show some geigh shit with this heinrich guy kidnapping people and making them listen to his poetry - who gives a f?
FINALLY comes the good stuff....
Undertaker comes out and trounces two losers that call themselves the ministry or something - some bowling ball looking 400lb fat black dude and this fat soft white dude that likes spitting blood all over himself... Taker gives one of em a good impression of a guilitene with a folding chair at some point... They suck but it was cool to see a big name finally.... BJL comes out to watch the match - but won't get out of his limo (wimp)
The School Girl Match was next - Torrie Wilson and Dawn marie come out.... I can say honestly from TV I was not much of a fan of Torrie wilson - but in person her booty looks SUBSTANTIALLY more plentiful and I could not stop looking at it... I could not possible say enough good things about her ass, so I will stop there.... Dawn marie is nice looking too, but come on here... If you think Torrie is hot on TV, you gotta see her LIVE. They DON't end up fighting each other tho - they fight two old grannies called the "_______ Moolah" or something - these old ladies are SICK and WRONG - the old ladies win - but torries skirt is up and her ass and undies are exposed most of the match - so I really wasn't paying attention.... Dawn marie also got her shirt ripped off.... The plentiful views of torries ass and thighs were practically worth the price of admission alone - If I had a long range zoom digital camera I wold have been in heaven and you all would have had something to look at today! The only way this could have been better is if Torrie got her shirt ripped off - or if she actually got naked....
Finally the final match of the night - Kurt Angle and ass-faced Luther Reins vs The Big Show and Eddie Gurrero - The fight was entertaining as hell... but some dude runs in and helps stomp eddie... with eddie out - Kurt takes out a tranquilizer gun and darts the bigshow like some elephant or something... big show comes close to getting angle anyways but passes out finally - whereby Angle and the 2 others start shaving his hair off him and taking pics like he is a 12 point deer.... They leave and Bigshow wakes up with some medical help and stumbles out - and finally to chants of Eddie! Eddie regains concsiousness.... he gets in the ring and calls out Kurt angle - who comes out without his buddies - whereby eddie kicks his ass in and we all go home happy....
A pic of Torrie I googled for those who don't know....
