Single most quotable movie?

[jerkbox]

American Psycho...



"No, Louis...it'a not me....you're mistaken...."

" Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling tumbling dickweed...."

 

[DealsMorte]

"tombstone"


Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we aren’t friends anymore?

"I'm your huckleberry."


"I'm afraid the strain was just too much for him to bear."

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Snatch...

Turkish-"He's about as jewish as he is a fucking monkey"

Turkish-"Well fuck me Tommy,what have you been reading?"

Avy-"Shut up and sit down you big,bald fuck"

Avy-"I don't like leaving my own country Doug,and I epsecially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches,and cocktails with little straw hats"
Doug the head-"We have sandy beaches"
Avy-"SO,who the fuck want to see them?"

Bullet Tooth Tony-"So,you're obviously the big dick,and on either side of you are your balls"..."There are two types of balls,there are big,brave balls,and there are little mincey faggot balls"..."You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision,but they're not clever,they smell pussy and want a piece of the action,and you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy"...But you've got your parties all muddled up,there's no pussy here,just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman"..."Like a prick,you're having second thoughts,you're shrinking,and your two little balls are shrinking with you"..."And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the sides of your guns,and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5-0,written down the side of mine,should precipitate your balls into shrinking,along with your presence"..."Now,FUCK OFF".

 

[SAGAT]

Snatch...

Turkish-"He's about as jewish as he is a fucking monkey"

Turkish-"Well fuck me Tommy,what have you been reading?"

Avy-"Shut up and sit down you big,bald fuck"

Avy-"I don't like leaving my own country Doug,and I epsecially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches,and cocktails with little straw hats"
Doug the head-"We have sandy beaches"
Avy-"SO,who the fuck want to see them?"

Bullet Tooth Tony-"So,you're obviously the big dick,and on either side of you are your balls"..."There are two types of balls,there are big,brave balls,and there are little mincey faggot balls"..."You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision,but they're not clever,they smell pussy and want a piece of the action,and you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy"...But you've got your parties all muddled up,there's no pussy here,just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman"..."Like a prick,you're having second thoughts,you're shrinking,and your two little balls are shrinking with you"..."And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the sides of your guns,and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5-0,written down the side of mine,should precipitate your balls into shrinking,along with your presence"..."Now,FUCK OFF".

hell yeah. awesome movie.

-"why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
"because he dodges bullets, avi"

 

[bunnymt]

dumb and dumber...

"I hate goodbyes."

"tic-tac sir?"

 

[ZKaudio]

Without a doubt:

Van Wilder
and
American Psycho

 

[Lee]

Fight Club

 

[Robert Jan]

The Discovery Of Heaven

 

[fistfullofsteel]

ROCKY!!!!

 

[Scarlett33]

Raising Arizona[ "mother scratchers" "that sum bitch" ]Farris Buellers Day Off, Swingers, Fight club already mentioned but my favorite movie