Single most quotable movie?

[collegiateLifter]

havin trouble thinkin right now but maybe the godfather

 

[duff_rose]

"You like dag's?"
"What do you tink we are, teifs?"
"Why the fuck would I want a Caravan thats got no fuckin wheels?"
"Could't see it? It's a quarter ton truck" - "It was a funny angle" "Funny angle? Its right behind you!"

I love it! Saw that 10 times at least! Funny shit!

 

[ajtomasi]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

That whole scene and the Buddhist monastery:

Greenwall: "We are looking to employ your services in the retrieval of a lost animal"

Ace: "Your request is not unlike your lower intestine; stinky and bloated with danger."

Greenwall: "We can pay you handsomely."

Ace: "I am now a child of light. Your earthly money hooolds no appeal to me."

Greenwall: "twenty thousand dollars."

Ace: "Re-he-heally . . . NO! For I am sorely need . . . HERE . . . at the ashram."

Monk: "If I may interject. It is imperative that you use your talents."

Ace: "But I have yet to attain inter-galactic one-nesssss."

Monk: "Theeere it is! You've just attained it."

Ace: "I have?"

Monk: "YES! You're more ONE than ANYONE!"

Ace: "What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?"

Monk: "Here take'a mine."

Ace: "THIS TOOK YOU EIGHTY YEARS TO ACHIVE!"

Monk: "It's okay, I don't like it anymore."

Ace: "In light of this personal sacrifice, I have no choice but to accept the case!"

Monk: "Great! I'll go tell the others!"

Ace: "MASTER! . . . Break it to them gently."


Oh yeah, i typed that all from my memory. I've seen that movie more times then most of you have seen the nightly news.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

That whole scene and the Buddhist monastery:

Greenwall: "We are looking to employ your services in the retrieval of a lost animal"

Ace: "Your request is not unlike your lower intestine; stinky and bloated with danger."

Greenwall: "We can pay you handsomely."

Ace: "I am now a child of light. Your earthly money hooolds no appeal to me."

Greenwall: "twenty thousand dollars."

Ace: "Re-he-heally . . . NO! For I am sorely need . . . HERE . . . at the ashram."

Monk: "If I may interject. It is imperative that you use your talents."

Ace: "But I have yet to attain inter-galactic one-nesssss."

Monk: "Theeere it is! You've just attained it."

Ace: "I have?"

Monk: "YES! You're more ONE than ANYONE!"

Ace: "What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?"

Monk: "Here take'a mine."

Ace: "THIS TOOK YOU EIGHTY YEARS TO ACHIVE!"

Monk: "It's okay, I don't like it anymore."

Ace: "In light of this personal sacrifice, I have no choice but to accept the case!"

Monk: "Great! I'll go tell the others!"

Ace: "MASTER! . . . Break it to them gently."


Oh yeah, i typed that all from my memory. I've seen that movie more times then most of you have seen the nightly news.

Good call.. I need to buy that movie on DVD.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Pulp Fiction.

Mad

 

[HULKSTER]

Godfather, parts I, II and even III. Great one liners galore.

 

[OXANDRIN]

As Good as it Gets

"think white and get real"

 

[biteme]

"Unforgiving" with Clint Eastwood, Morgon Freeman, Gene Hackman.

"Well, I guess he had it coming." "We've all got it comin kid."

 

[gettinlarger]

Office Space.

"Back in your ass with the resurrection"

 

[gsxr1000]

Office Space.

"Back in your ass with the resurrection"

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